Did Lizzo Ragequit?
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It'll take a crane to move the casket.
Just Gilbert Grape it and cremate through structure fire.
No idea. Who is Gilbert Grape?
A movie called "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" in which a dysfunctional family with a vastly obese mother faced life and (mostly) got their shit together.
The aforementioned vastly fat mother croaked (in her sleep) which let the family actually move on from being stuck as caregivers to a Ham Planet.
Because the surviving family couldn't possibly move her dead, corpulent bulk, they burned down the family home so that there would be no spectacle with a crane and a team of workmen; thus preserving her dignity and granting the kids closure by severing their ties to the tiny, confining town of judgmental bitches.
Which is just stupid. An hour with a hacksaw and some hefty bags would have gotten the job done and then they could have sold the house.
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A house fire, would never cremate a body of that size.
Plot synopses says, the police are returning within the hour.
Which leaves them calling back up fire reserves, and then still needing a crane for the body.
Makes no sense. Leaves them suspect to several crimes.
How did a movie this simple cost 11 million dollars in 1993?