That is actually moderately witty. Well done.
Log Horizon.
So:
- Luke Skywalker's struggles and the sacrifice of Anikin to bring about the end of the Sith are meaningless
- Han Solo was a deadbeat dad who can't even remember where he parked the Falcon
- Luke was going to gut his nephew with a lightsaber
- Ben Solo gutted Han like a fish
- Luke ran off and sulked for twenty years, because he is a coward
- The Holdo Maneuver
- "Somehow Palpatine has returned!"
- Rey SKYWALKER has the power of all of the Sith and all of the Jedi, ever
But all is forgiven, because Daddy is home and the "force balance?"
Yeah. All yours buddy. Keep it all.
Or never having the passphrase.
Imagine you didn't like a fag moderator of a subreddit because they held a vote and then pissed all over it.
You send an email from an anonymous, one use account in Finland. The body of the email reads something like: "As per your request, these photographs are even more explicit than before. Honestly, how much pineapple can you demand on your pizza? Passphrase is the same as last time."
As an attachment you include a large file of random data.
This file can not be decrypted, but it is indistinguishable from a high security encryption method.
One anonymous tip later, the file will be seized and the faggot mod will be asked for the passphrase. Either they deliver it or they go to prison.
This tactic works on anyone you don't like.
More to the point, the encrypted drive was provided. If there is no record of the passphrase, then how can that document be provided?
The court is trying to compel testimony so that a case may be built.
Isn't waterboarding political prisoners a national sport in the USA? Don't you yanks have parades to celebrate it or something?
"Stress Position Saturday" or whatever it is?
Russel has always been a vapid clout-chaser. He should go back to shooting smack and saying edgy shit. At least he was funny then.
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It is an economic argument for the reintroduction of the death penalty, as per Singapore
I thought that was a pedobear reference?
Prison costs ... something on the order of $300 a day.
Rope is reusable.
You do realize that point three eliminates almost all women, right?
Not a bug, a feature.
In the case of a monarchy, the rule of the king is balanced by the barons.
As long as everyone is doing very well under the king, the barons are very happy. If things go to shit because there is a bad king, then the barons raise armies and take the capital and install a new king.
It is a Mexican standoff. The barons have real power and means, but they are regional. A few times a year the king summons the barons to the capital, where they may only have a small bodyguard. If the king wants to have them killed, he has an army to do it.
The whole knighthood ceremony has a newly minted noble helpless, literally on their knees while their monarch has a literal sword at their neck. Both parties are vividly aware that events could take a turn. "Knighthood? lol, no. Execution!"
Monarchy absolutely isn't perfect, but real steps have been made away from the absolute rule of a tyrant.
Historical Siam had a great method.
There was a royal family, the eldest son was to be king and other sons were sent to a Buddhist monastery to train as a monk.
When things got tense, someone assassinated the crown prince, and the people got a philosopher monk instead.
Win!
Most of the plains Indians just died. There are reports of villages where every single person was just dead.
There is suggestion that this caused the buffalo numbers to explode because of the cessation of hunting.
Of course the whites then shot them all for skins and the tongues, leaving the meat to rot.
Almost the entire Australian Aboriginal population of Tasmania died of small pox. Most Australians will tell you that they were killed by genocide in massacres. Which they were not.
Reservations are hotbeds of alcoholism, domestic violence and sexual abuse.
There are basically no employment opportunities outside taking money from the government.
If you live on a reservation and you want a good job or a career then you go where the work is, just like everyone else.
The USA switched from substance farming to a factory production economy in WWII. Agriculture was mechanised and people have been moving to cities ever since.
This has impacted every single small rural town, and native American reservation are no exception. Except Native Americans have their cultural identity tied up in being isolated and jobless.
It is exactly the same with Aboriginal Australians. Most of them that live in Sydney or Melbourne no longer speak 'language' and they might even get jobs.
Well if you say so!
You have a great point. The complete honesty of humans on the internet is why the koto of GamerGate is: "Trust and then trust some more."
There was that one time we thought we found a false flag, but we were mistaken. We listen and then we believe. It is what we do.
Over here a midwifery degree is a four year degree, same as a nurse. It is one year less than a doctor, and the difference is about a year spent on the wards with training wheels and mentor. Doctors do more placements on the ward.
New nurses and midwives then spend a year under supervision before they are fully qualified. Midwives work in hospital birthing suites as well as hospital-run home birth services.
Home births are not always a stupid idea. It depends on the risk-factors and the level of support required. It takes a surgeon an hour to scrub-up for a A1 C-Section, so as long as no one is bleeding to death (which drugs can fix, mostly) then a trip in the ambulance doesn't slow down a surgical intervention.
A doctor that can't get liability insurance can't practice. They are done. A serious malpractice judgement will end a doctor's career.
A spoon full of brown sugar?
Most female engineering graduates don't ever work in the field.
So the whole "design a good bearing housing" thing? Yeah, women (in general) don't.
There are notable exceptions. I know a truly exceptional female engineer.
In general, the best scholarship and internship are given to female engineering students. Only something like 20% of thoe ever go on to work in the field.
Look at Natalie Portman. An qualified aerospace engineer. Not one day at the job. This is standard.
You don't know many fourteen year olds.
And yet you were not good enough for a long term relationship.
I mean, kudos for not getting eaten alive. She absolutely could have destroyed your career, if she so chose. So, well done with that game of Russian Roulette.
Care for another spin?
Hey, you forgot the Team Senile MVP! McCain, RINO for Arizona, who clung tonhos seat with a debilitating brain tumor until he literally died. It must have been a lot of work for his wife to do his job for him. Those Democrat immigration policies didn't pass themselves!