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Cyberguy64 21 points ago +21 / -0

I've been thinking lately that we've lost a lot of the "What if?" In favor of the "Real." People stop caring about imagination and expression in favor of "representing" reality. Or at the very least, their twisted, dull impression of reality.

YMS is a retarded furry, but there's a sarcastic line in his live action Lion King review that's stuck with me in the best way. While complaining about how dull and lifeless the live action sky is compared to the animated one, and pointing out that there are beautiful skies in real life, he quips, as the director: "Nothing in real life is beautiful, I live in Los Angeles!" People live in their dull little bubbles and decide all life must be like that. No wonder their stories are so dull and bland.

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Cyberguy64 40 points ago +40 / -0

The phrase "Unreasonable search and seizure." Comes to mind.

Also, just LOOK at those eyes! I'm hearing cuckoo clocks just from looking at this guy's face! To say nothing of the rest of his regalia.

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Cyberguy64 8 points ago +8 / -0

So, "The Real" Game Awards are P2W?

You just can't write this stuff.

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Cyberguy64 14 points ago +14 / -0

Live and let live is supposed a two-way street. But of course, tolerance is just the camel's nose for acceptance and then tyranny.

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Cyberguy64 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'd also bet money that there's an element of "eating nothing but candy" to the mindset too.

Modern writers don't have a sense of restraint, or balance. They see things that they like in other media and then double down on them because more must be better, right? Those quiet, thoughtful, heartfelt scenes don't matter, they just drag the experience down! We need more comedy! More explosions! More violence! More sex! That's all the good stuff, so we'll make our entertainment nothing but good stuff!

It's like a kid making a cake, and deciding it will consist entirely of icing. Baking Soda? Flour? That's not sweet and tasty!

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Cyberguy64 13 points ago +15 / -2

Who's down voting this? I've never even played Left 4 Dead and I get the joke.

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Cyberguy64 40 points ago +40 / -0

"How dare this entrepreneur not stay in our country and work for free for us!?"

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Cyberguy64 18 points ago +18 / -0

I hope that this is the start of blowing the lids off several conspiracies against the American people by their government.

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Cyberguy64 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why does anyone like that side-shave style? At absolute best it just looks "passible," and that's on specifically stylized characters designed as illustrations and animations. Slap it on an actual human being and it just looks atrocious.

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Cyberguy64 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's a question of scale. You can tolerate mistakes, or obnoxious quirks because you know that they're not actively trying to cause problems.

The issue comes when we're demanded to tolerate active, malicious evil, masquerading as harmless quirks.

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Cyberguy64 47 points ago +47 / -0

"Don't worry, we only go on ETHICAL tomb raids."

These people are actually insane. Their inability to distinguish fiction from reality is terminal.

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Cyberguy64 13 points ago +13 / -0

Plausible deniability has been dead for years.

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Cyberguy64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, absolutely. I have a concept going where metals, precious metals in particular, conduct and channel magic, and part of why dragons nest in them is to help recharge their "batteries," so to speak. So there's a biological reason to have a nice hoard. Of course there's "having a nice gold nest" and then there's "I turned my cave into Uncle Scrooge's money bin just because I can."

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Cyberguy64 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is why, in my adopted dragon story I'm working on, 99% of dragons are dicks. They fly around taking whatever they want, because they're big, powerful, and naturally magical. They're the definition of power corrupting. Their culture revolves around accumulating wealth and lording it over everything else. They don't HAVE to be evil and had a more noble history, but why would they be anything else if left unchecked?

The only reason the hero dragon isn't a dick, is because he was raised by humans and is still just a lovable little guy. He has to struggle with the fact everyone else justifiably hates dragons, and he has to struggle with his own greedy, wrathful tendencies bubbling under his friendly nature.

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Cyberguy64 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have to kill lovable animals in order to ensure we get sane presidents!?

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Cyberguy64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a Castlevania boss.

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Cyberguy64 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's like poetry. It rhymes. Hopefully it'll work.

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Cyberguy64 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's not even 3AM yet! Did they just lose the will to continue!?

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Cyberguy64 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a rather significant difference between "I know why the guard rail is there, but I'm going to carefully go around it to get the job done." And "Screw rules! I'm doing what I want to do and you can't tell me not to, DAD!"

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