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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone got a mirror or something that people without an X account can view?

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's obviously fishing for "keep your mouth shut" money.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah this show was ignorable until it somehow accidentally mentioned that Discovery or SNW wasn't canon, which was a happy accident but still implied that this show was being taken seriously as canon.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aside from random zombies, there's only one black guy in the game (grace's boss) and he has about 30 seconds of screen time. If anything, the ratio to male to female zombies is way off - there are only like 10 female zombies in the whole game.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you seen his yacht? He could go full on Big Boss and start his own Mother Base.

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Constipatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just about every major studio suffers from crippling bloat. HR and diversity specialists and departments, layers of team managers and creative consultants with offendophobia who do nothing except veto ideas, out of touch execs and business suits who demand they use AI as a way to save money and time and don't see why the community despises that. It's almost as bad as Twitter was when Elon found out they could lose 90% of staff overnight and not suffer performance loss.

The games that are kicking ass are mid-sized, focused teams who are on the same page. Game Science, Sandfall, Hundred Star (the talent behind Rockstar who left during the KTJL poison), Rebel Wolves (the CDPR talent who left) are what the big studios wish they had - people who simply love what they make.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw the film. It was watchable and original despite the slow pacing. I'm still wondering how dude electrocuted himself just by pouring beer on his guitar pickups.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd like to see the wording on the PowerPoint presentation that tries to downplay the fact that every trans character included in their game cuts sales by 50% but is somehow worth it.

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now that Metroid has underperformed, we'll probably not see a new entry in that series for another decade.

This is something that bothers me about Nintendo - they're not the least bit shy about packing Smash Bros full of affectionate callbacks going back to the early 80s and franchises nobody under 50 would recognize, but they still consider these franchises not worth a mention otherwise. Ice Climbers, Kid Icarus, Punch Out, Starfox... All of these could be great again if they'd put off another Kirby game to revisit them.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Marathon beta on PS5 has an awful review average. It's going to be fun watching the train wreck.

Extraction shooters are the new Battle Royale. The community is going to burn out on them even faster because it's a model that rewards toxicity.

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Constipatriot 13 points ago +13 / -0

Conniving lawyers don't want the AI catching up to their levels of trickery, or accidentally waking people up to it. If only these assholes had the sense to stop it from giving medical advice, where it's done actual harm.

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Constipatriot 21 points ago +21 / -0

Fucked either way. Netflix is Netflix and Paramount is greenlighting hot garbage like Starfleet Academy.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like how your autocorrect thought you saying 'kike' was more likely than saying 'like'.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Democrats calling for normalcy are like Muslims calling for peace, they only do it until they're in power and then those concerns are out the window. They're too hateful to mean it.

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Constipatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Say "This is MAGA country" just so she repeats it to a camera, ensuring that nobody believes any of it.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're not emotionally mature enough to recognize the disparities in their arguments. They lash out at random shit and expect you to bend the knee. They're like autistic kids who are aware that they're autistic but figure it's their job to make the noise, and it's your problem to discern what vague concept of injustice they're screeching about and fix it to make them happy. If you don't want them happy, you're a nazi.

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kid's face is weird. The corners of the mouth should align with a line running directly down from the pupils of the eye. They barely clear his nostrils. He's like a real life anime drawing. It's uncanny and it makes me uncomfortable.

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Constipatriot 20 points ago +20 / -0

You're not at war with them, but they're at war with you and would rally the world against you.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

The use of the word "clunky" is funny. Like they want to say "catastrophic" or any of 100 different, more accurate terms but somehow have to tailor the statement specifically to the handful of sensitive retards running the BBC who will shut down the agency writing the report.

"What is the nicest bad word they'll let us survive with?" is probably the most difficult part of doing the study and writing the report. The rest takes all of 60 seconds.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is the system in the room with us right now? They're always going on about the system, systemic problems, systemic racism, etc. What they don't realize is that it's just functioning society and we're the reason it exists because everywhere else on earth it's mostly incompatible chaos. Of course it's going to feel like a rigged, racist system when an incompatible proto-hominid with expectations of free money and immunity from consequence gets a mouth full of asphalt.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people long to be victimized and posting to social media talking about their imaginary persecution is a form of masturbation.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's the Ancient Aliens playbook. Have you ever seen the show? Take absolutely anything from history that ever happened and provide clear evidence that you can't prove aliens didn't do it.

"Could ufos have played a part, as ancient alien experts theorize...?

Well, when you look at historical documents from that time, they mention this vague thing which we just retcon to mean flying saucers."

Hollywood uses this excuse for black people every chance they get.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not even about the principle of protesting ICE. Can you really picture these tards and pavement apes caring if someone else was being scooped up by law enforcement? It's about social media and having an excuse to blow off class because current thing. It's right up there next to looting businesses as a form of 'voicing their outrage'.

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