22
BandageBandolier 22 points ago +22 / -0

Nothing makes Britain look more childish than their political sloganeering.

If you think the push for "Assault style rifle" is dumb, look at how hard they're pushing to call them "zombie knives" in all their legacy media and all the retarded boomers just eat it up.

A country of mostly mental 5-year olds, ruled by a cabal of mental 13-year olds who think they're the adults in the room by comparison. I guess they probably should be kept away from sharp things when I think about it like that...

6
BandageBandolier 6 points ago +7 / -1

On the one hand I'm not gonna purity spiral and police our own people's speech over inconsequential shit, like a l'oid.

On the other hand, if I can't see any obvious pragmatic motivation behind following their stupid delusional grammar, I do tend to assume someone is either unreliably naive or unreliably weak stomached.

5
BandageBandolier 5 points ago +5 / -0

This document presents considerations from the perspective of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) for implementing the shielding approach in humanitarian settings as outlined in guidance documents focused on camps, displaced populations and low-resource settings

Looks like that plan wasn't for American citizens, it was for use in third world expeditions and maybe with homeless migrants in the US.

5
BandageBandolier 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're already there anyway, and the first step out of a banana republic is taking control of the supply of bananas.

The only ways back from a corrupt gov to a gov by and for the people are by violence, or by a final act of beneficence by someone who can out hustle the hustlers at their own games.

10
BandageBandolier 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well, they first died of alcohol poisoning about a century after captain cook died. But then he killed them again in the afterlife! He shouted "This is George country now" as he did it. They told me all about it in the Dreamtime.

7
BandageBandolier 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is a woman’s challenge. This was Kamala’s challenge. I also knew I couldn’t change what had happened — only what happens now.

She should try taking the repetitive alcoholic's advice and seeing that she can be not a spiteful bitch, unburdened by being BTFO on the ballot before.

I'm not holding my breath though.

15
BandageBandolier 15 points ago +15 / -0

I was surprised he didn’t argue about the change in holiday plans. Normally, it would be a bone of contention because of how close he is to his family. Somewhere inside, he must understand what this election outcome means to me. I know he has empathy for me, for which I am thankful. I will hold onto this like a life raft as I try to figure out how we move forward with our marriage.

He was tired of her shit and knows she's a lost cause, if she had any empathy in return she'd probably see him losing respect and hope for her and sticking with his real family who he can trust not to be petty, childish bitches.

But I guess you wouldn't still be failed actress in CA, a huffpo writer and ancillary lib arts professor if you had any sense about escaping sinking ships.

14
BandageBandolier 14 points ago +14 / -0

Probably learned "Geef me nu" and that's enough.

7
BandageBandolier 7 points ago +7 / -0

I say "normal" because vegan mayo does in fact exist. I assume it's just as bad as it sounds.

It's practically just white hair gel.

5
BandageBandolier 5 points ago +5 / -0

My strongest political conviction in middle age is that Americans are contemptible

They sure are, in the most literal sense, given how much open contempt they are getting from their self-appointed "betters".

The real question is do they actually deserve it, or are pundit prattlers all just disgraceful pieces of shit?

16
BandageBandolier 16 points ago +16 / -0

Good, why are we paying for the security of half the world?

Why for the historical respect of course. Haven't you seen how well regarded the Pax Britannica is and how appreciated colonialism is for it's objective global net reduction in rape, murder and lawlessness? Surely no-one would spit in your face for such self sacrifice then turn around and demand more from you.

15
BandageBandolier 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is a pretty standard indication of LLM style AI's poor ability to recognise quality over quantity. Not just the Veilguard, it's how incredibly normie and amnesiac that whole list is, it has no concept of quality, just how many recent namedrops each title has.

4
BandageBandolier 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really wanna know the napkin math behind that idea, because I have no idea what's happening here.

6
BandageBandolier 6 points ago +6 / -0

If Kamala Harris is one of the two most accomplished women in the history of American politics, that's pretty pathetic.

Yeah, that's less an indictment of America not living up to the hype than it is an indictment of women.

6
BandageBandolier 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's one of the basic precepts of the social charlatan; preempt criticism of any character faults you might accidentally display. Either by projecting them onto others or virtue signalling the opposite for yourself.

20
BandageBandolier 20 points ago +20 / -0

Never moved from GW1, turned out to be the right choice when they started employing people like Jessica Price.

Plus 90% of the enjoyment at the end was staring at my huge library of several hundred skills to decide which 8 could be the most OP together, and then doing that again with 7 of my heroes too. GW2 felt like crayon eating in comparison.

7
BandageBandolier 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would have laughed my ass off if he'd revectored into "a lot of families out there don't believe boys should play girls sports, [interruptinggroomerssaywhat]-so we need to properly figure out how exactly those beliefs about boys relate to trans kids."

Just to make the soy diddler look like even more of a hysterical retard for launching a hissy fit literally at the idea of calling boys "boys".

14
BandageBandolier 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just watched Itsagundam from yesterday where they dug out the old clip of her awkwardly stalking Hassan Piker down at twitchcon and fawning like a desperate femcel whilst he's trying to get away from her and avoiding even eye contact. It was painful and hilarious.

This bitch is deffo drinking box wine and popping enough opioids to let the cringe drift away forever before the next 4 years are up.

19
BandageBandolier 19 points ago +20 / -1

Regardless of the truth of the matter

If your sub-culture lionizes violence and criminality more than any other in the country, you really shouldn't be surprised when you start getting stereotyped you as violent criminals.

When your sub-culture lionizes financial exploitation, dishonest sophistry and having other people do your dirty work, what shouldn't you be surprised about?

8
BandageBandolier 8 points ago +8 / -0

My eyes hurt too... From trying so hard not to roll back into my skull at having to listen to sheltered, spoiled brats whose lives will realistically not significantly change from this result sobbing and wailing more about this election than they did for their own dead grandparents.

2
BandageBandolier 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goddamn tragedy that more people haven't appreciated this representation of perfect comedy timing on a textual punchline.

6
BandageBandolier 6 points ago +6 / -0

Instantly recognizing a fitting meter like that is a talent I am always in awe of.

9
BandageBandolier 9 points ago +9 / -0

Perfect, I am now a firm believer that all political cartoons can be improved by reversing them and rendering the text unreadable. Two birds, one stone.

view more: Next ›