That's probably because way in the back some guys in their fifties were the olden day stasi

It was self defense officer, the literal adult daycare attacked me

Yup, there's the Antoine wall as well

Night of the unlicensed potato peelers, which now I think on it is pretty fucking funny given what the old bill used to be called

Then technically they're no longer marines

Incidentally it's "toe the line" not "tow the line" not sure of the etymology but it may be I'll disappear down that rabbit hole later

Saw the poster and I instantly dismissed it as girlboss bullshittery, I assume it's not even that good?

Star wars has been around for the better part of 50 years, how the hell do people not recognise a lightsabre

Is that the one with the image of light sabre, cos that's funny as hell

Bloody clever little bastards as well, upset one once it'll remember you

Speak softly, carry a big stick

Fuck labour and double fuck plaid Cymry and triple fuck the green bastards

stereotypes exist to save the brains processing power; as an aside you can smell both the FUPA and the soy

I want off this rock

Being hanged was very much the appetiser if you will; according to that article you had your dick lopped off before having your guts spilled prior to being dismembered and your pieces being prominently displayed around the country. Still too good for paedos mind. I wonder with modern medicine, how long could one make a blood eagle last, hypothetically of course

Hypothesise, test, retest, re-hypothesise, falsify; this is how science works "the science is settled";"scientific consensus" and other such phrases are bollocks, plain and simple

New catchphrase for 2024 "woke til you choke"

Wood chippers, lots of wood chippers

I work for the NHS as admin staff, so far I've seen maybe 6 people wearing masks

I am anticipating this movie, I'm also anticipating it utter failure and it being the usual istaphobic arseholes that caused it to fail, as in it's not for the straight white man but it'll be our fault when it sinks

God almighty, I was a late starter despite growing in the 80s, although mates had SNES/news/sega and the like, so mario, sonic and street fighter were staples, then in 90s it was playstation, I remember paying that off weekly for six weeks to get it, played dozens including resident evil, all 3 of them, some kind of demolition derby thing, metal gear solid, a few others in short not a bloody clue

Honestly, as trite as it sounds, I'm waiting for Disney to race swap tarzan

I ain't fool enough to take that bet, no matter what odds you offer

Here we go, thinking of the empire again

And historically were a way of satirising your feudal superiors, seems like tradition that needs reviving