I don't know how I missed this until now but there's a rumor that zipper tits Ellen Page is going to be Achilles in the upcoming "Odyssey" movie. So the supposed greatest warrior ever is going to be a 5' 1" woman who is probably under 125 lbs.
I don't know if this more tragic than Meryl Streep being rumored to be Aslan in the new Narnias
Losers must work together to destroy heroes.
Achilles is dead in The Odyssey so perhaps Ellen Page will make a convincing skeleton. If the shot is cast with her as the skeleton laying horizontally, the height difference might go unnoticed without proper references in the shot.
yes, but Odysseus visits with him in the underworld.
So someone gaunt and frail looking? Sounds perfect!
Thanks, I actually didn't know this. I read The Iliad but it was a slog to get through. I was planning on reading the Odyssey but after reading the Iliad, I 've been too intimidated to start. Found it a little (very) boring.
The coolest thing I learned from reading The Iliad is learning that Achilles doesn't actually die in The Iliad. We only learn of his death from The Odyssey when it's spoken to. Also, there were "working women" (so women who aren't having kids and married to a man) in the Iliad that come from the island Lesbo. I nearly died when I read that. I had to look into it more and the mainstream narrative insists there's 0 connection whatsoever to Iliad describing career women (working women) as being from Lesbo and our terminology for homosexual women as lesbian with the short-form being lesbo. Personally, I don't believe much in coincidences of this magnitude. God has a sense of humor.
It's funny most of what people know about the Illiad isn't in the actual poem. It's been awhile since I've read either. I was a big greek mythology nerd as a kid. For myself I find the Odyssey more user friendly than the Illiad. It's a more straightforward story. If you do try the Odyssey again, make sure you check the translator. I'm told the Nolan movie is based on a translation from some hardcore leftist feminist.
Nolan is high on his own supply.
Maybe it's just difficult moving on from sciency movies. I bet his first script involved Odysseus using hydromagneto propulsion to travel and slaying monsters through temporal combat with the Algorithm.
After the love magic science miracles ending of Interstellar and the entirety of Tenet he's up there with Wes Anderson, but with a bigger budget.
I like Interstellar and I'm generally okay with the idea that love is a tangible part of any equation.
Interstellar was okay.
Tenet was beyond retarded.
This has to be some top tier trolling by Nolan to generate publicity. I know he has been slowly getting cucked lately but this is just too hard to believe.
Some people think he is deliberately ragebaiting with casting. With Helen being black, and Zendaya being Athena.
I forgot that that mulatto bitch was actually cast, maybe it is true. Ellen the troon was also in Inception and he likes to work with the same actors.
Ragebaiting into a total flop, then blaming bigots for not watching the wokeslop.
Why is that fat ugly retard still getting roles anyway? I cared a bit when she played kitty pride, but now? lol
She was actually cute back then. Slim and fit with a cute face.
Mental illness and derangement has really taken its toll
The entire movie is as dumb as Ellen Page as Achilles. It's just one big fat fuck you to Greek/European history/culture.
Some people are intellectual lightweights and are easily swayed but are of no consequence.
Others like Nolan are Titanics that turn slowly and are unstoppable powerhouses - until they run into an iceberg and sink their career almost instantly.
So I believe it. If it took 20 years of constant blue hair screeching to turn Nolan woke, he'll be woke well after it's a liability.
I really wasnt gonna watch it in the first place. I was gonna wait for reviews first but if this is true then now im definetly not watching it.
Lmao i hope they fucking do it
Part of me agrees, part of me just wants to watch a quality epic movie again. I can only rewatch the old ones so much.
Why even bother with Hollywood?
lol, from Brad Pitt to Ellen Page. Would be too noticeable, which is why Ellen Page will probably be Paris or something. If he is in Odyssey at all.
He?
Paris, the guy who abducts Helen and causes the war.
I think he's referring to the use of the pronoun he for Page, not about the identity of Paris
Well that chick who chopped her tits off is still a chick no matter what anyone calls her. My mistake if I took it wrong.
If Paris is in Odyssey at all. He's a character from the Iliad and probably died.
Ellen Page should be a Siren that sings to lure the ships and it uses CGI of her old self and then it’s revealed after the spell fades that she thinks she’s a dude.
I would have guessed under 110 even before her tits were removed. Itty bitty thing.
This is too outrageous even for BlackRock standards. Either started the rumors themselves to give the movie buzz(and Page is really in a different role, like a mythical creature of some kind) or this is a 'Springtime for Hitler' style attempt at an intentional flop.
Get out of here there's just no way lolllllllll
The Odyssey movie is a list cause. The idiot director (who is a faggot), based the Odyssey not after the older interpretations of the ancient Greek poem. Ooooh no.
This Odyssey basis is a 2017 leftist feminist interpretation of how SHE KNOWS how Homer would have written the Iliad if he were alive today.
That's the basis of the movie.
It can fuck right off.
Ellen Pages's Achilles heel is her birth name or a mirror
So it's still a rumour then?
Yeah, far as I know.
Clearly a miscasting. Ellen Page would make a far better Ajax.
You mean Francis?