I don't know how I missed this until now but there's a rumor that zipper tits Ellen Page is going to be Achilles in the upcoming "Odyssey" movie. So the supposed greatest warrior ever is going to be a 5' 1" woman who is probably under 125 lbs.
I don't know if this more tragic than Meryl Streep being rumored to be Aslan in the new Narnias
Ellen Page should be a Siren that sings to lure the ships and it uses CGI of her old self and then it’s revealed after the spell fades that she thinks she’s a dude.