I don't know how I missed this until now but there's a rumor that zipper tits Ellen Page is going to be Achilles in the upcoming "Odyssey" movie. So the supposed greatest warrior ever is going to be a 5' 1" woman who is probably under 125 lbs.
I don't know if this more tragic than Meryl Streep being rumored to be Aslan in the new Narnias
The Odyssey movie is a list cause. The idiot director (who is a faggot), based the Odyssey not after the older interpretations of the ancient Greek poem. Ooooh no.
This Odyssey basis is a 2017 leftist feminist interpretation of how SHE KNOWS how Homer would have written the Iliad if he were alive today.
That's the basis of the movie.
It can fuck right off.