I don't know how I missed this until now but there's a rumor that zipper tits Ellen Page is going to be Achilles in the upcoming "Odyssey" movie. So the supposed greatest warrior ever is going to be a 5' 1" woman who is probably under 125 lbs.
I don't know if this more tragic than Meryl Streep being rumored to be Aslan in the new Narnias
I would have guessed under 110 even before her tits were removed. Itty bitty thing.
This is too outrageous even for BlackRock standards. Either started the rumors themselves to give the movie buzz(and Page is really in a different role, like a mythical creature of some kind) or this is a 'Springtime for Hitler' style attempt at an intentional flop.