We've been lied to our whole lives, told that women are not lecherous or perverted, they're more interested in feelings and romance, and sex isn't really something they seek out for its own sake. Turns out women are and always have been more depraved than men.
Most common fantasies among women involve being absolved of moral responsability for the hot sex that is ''unfortunately'' being ''forced'' on them by a high status male.
Who will be tamed by their magic womanhood. But only tamed for them.
Did I summarize correctly 75% of women's romance novels?
There's plenty of horney women, they get laid A LOT! Banging men is super easy (for women who are remotely attractive). Finding one to bang for more than 3 weeks is not.
Yeah they want to recreate the experience of a raiding warband taking the best women and sleeping with them by force. That's why they will pick abusive men, get upset with "nice guys", and constantly aggravate men into lashing out against them. They're just not honest about it, or don't even have the awareness that this is what they really want.
Yeah an ex was into that shit. I played along just to be a good lover and it was like pulling teeth to get on the same page about safe words and such. It wasnt a sexy conversation to have but it's not like she was risking long term prison sentences when her mind reading abilities fail her just once.
All it takes is one time you were a little too into it and she, with zero signaling that differed from the usual fake resistance act, was "feeling uncomfortable and unsafe"
Bitch everyone knows what women fantasize about because they're reading that shit on the subway. They talk about it non-stop on their tik tok blogs. There's a pyramid of it stacked up in the main aisle of every Barne's and Noble. There isn't a movie theater seat left in the country that hasn't been soaked through by an obese fujoshi fantasizing about being murder fucked by a werewolf.
there's a youtuber, forget her name, who for a while semi-regularly made fun of fifty shades of gray, twilight, etc. for being comically terrible, but admitted during a review of another story that was basically fifty shades of gray but for lesbians(my words) that it got her a little bit hot under the collar.
This was posted here a while back with the whole image. (The next two panels say "Men's Romance:" then there's a dude surrounded by a red head, a blonde with big boobs, and a blue haired cat girl saying: "I'm going to love, and take care of all of you."
then there's a dude surrounded by a red head, a blonde with big boobs, and a blue haired cat girl saying: "I'm going to love, and take care of all of you."
It was literally referencing the end of Xenoblade Chronicles 2, a game infamous for being "too fanservice heavy" among the Left. Which ended ambiguously on the relationship of the MC and his 2-3 love interests.
Of which the third game outright confirmed the madlad not only married and bred all three, but became an ultra chad whose DPS is so high that tanks cannot hold aggro off him period.
The gacha system holds it back a lot, like its the worst aspect of what would otherwise be a top tier game.
But its also completely unnecessary. You can beat the game and everything short of superbosses with the generic blades pretty easily. And you are guaranteed a bunch of rares quickly by design, so the big problem is "I want my specific waifu" that you'd only know about looking things up. So its even got the gacha FOMO down.
If you can just get past the itch to get too invested in gambling with it, its well worth it though. Rex's English VA aside, its a great JRPG and the DLC Torna is almost a second game onto itself. Same with the 3rd game, which fixes most issues with 2 and its DLC campaign fixes even more.
Between all 4 there, you have probably 500+ hours of gaming for under 100$.
The next two panels say "Men's Romance:" then there's a dude surrounded by a red head, a blonde with big boobs, and a blue haired cat girl saying: "I'm going to love, and take care of all of you."
Unironically what Wheel of Time is meant to be regarding Rand and his literal harem of 3 women. Aviendha is the obvious redhead since all Aiel are redheads, Elayne is the blonde with boobs bigger than her brain which unfortunately doesn't do her any favours as she might as well be an A cup in those regards, and Min is absolutely a cat girl considering most of her appearances involve her curling up into a reading chair.
White true it's unfortunately not a high bar to reach since the other two are retards.
Elayne thinks she's invincible while pregnant after getting the Foretelling that her children grow up, but then proves just how pants on head retarded someone can be at misinterpreting prophecy when she is almost murdered by Darkfriends who were going to use magic to keep the children alive, and this revelation comes moments after Brigitte gets killed because of Elayne's retarded actions. She was extremely fucking lucky the Horn of Valere was blown just moments afterwards.
Aviendha however sees her own Foretelling and thinks her 4 children are going to ruin the world and all it takes to break this worry is one of the Aiel Wise Women suggesting doing something as simple as naming any of the 4 children something different. It's absurdly simple in proving how fallible the Doorway prophecies might be by addressing a very old trope of "if you see the future you change it", but Aviendha couldn't even figure that one out.
Conversely Min actually solves shit by figuring out Herid Fel's research into the Seals and what needs done to beat The Dark One.
I've forgotten so much of this. I read the first books multiple times--maybe through Lord of Chaos or Path of Daggers. I've only read the later books once, and years ago.
My overarching memory of the series is that Elayne is a dumbass.
You're right, Min is kind of bestgirl by default. She's the only one who's not a total bitch to Rand 24/7.
There's a point in their mid to late 20s where every "choke me daddy" girl does a 180 and decides they not only don't like it anymore, they were retroactively being abused by every guy who did what they explicitly asked for and enjoyed every time.
The guy kept all his old text messages of the accusers explicitly saying how hot the sex was and how hard they want the rough stuff again.
The judge's ruling can be summed up as ''ladies, I'm trying REALLY had to Listen and Believe, but you have been found out to be lying about everything that could be verrified, so have have to reluctantly say Not Guilty''.
Teaching boys to save every single text/Discord/whatever message they've ever gotten from a girl and keep multiple copies in different physical locations is a much more important part of sex education than explaining how condoms work or the STD shock video.
Men's sexual fantasies are shunned and called hateful and mysogony.
While women's sexual fantasies are called empowering and brave.
I swear, if women didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.
I knew this girl that wanted me to hate fuck her so bad she used to throw cigarette butts in my hair. She couldn't fathom why after a few months of desperately trying to get with and annoy me in every way imaginable why I wouldn't want to be with such a lovely individual that she asked if I was a fag.
Should have mentioned all the cigarette butts she had thrown at you, although that might be too British a pun since "fags" is a colloquialism for them.
Yeah, I remember this one from a couple weeks ago.
Fundamentally, the problem is modern women are in such desperate desire for masculinity, they are getting it from the worst sources: actual toxic masculinity from men who don't give a shit about them, have super low emotional control, and are violent.
Or primitive imports. Basically, men need to be aggressive and assertive with their women, or their women will seek it out somewhere else and that's the whole gates of Toledo situation.
Conversely, women need to sexually fulfill their men, otherwise men will seek out sexual fulfillment from other women.
Basically, men need to be men (strong, in charge, commanding, protective) and women need to be women (nurturing, pretty, pleasing, pleasuring). They compliment each other.
I don't agree with this "Gates of Toledo" nonsense or the idea that women want to be raped by armed war-bands. You all are taking the worst interpretation of what's happening.
Fundamentally, the women are still playing with and fetishizing masculinity; and the deviation is that they are acting out to get it. They are not behaving like this so that they can be raped. That's not the goal. The goal is to have a strong and aggressive man, and they are responding by acting out in desperation because they either don't know what healthy masculinity looks like, or they want to feel a level of aggression that isn't associated with "good" men in our society (so bad men will end up displaying it).
Deep down, they want men with power. Then they go and vote for a system that undermines men and gives power to women, leaving them wondering why they spend so much on antidepressants, therapy, and boxed wine. Ironically, feminism is the worst thing to ever happen to women.
Men do, men can literally just search on the internet for the movies you watch (50 Shades of Grey), the books you read (50 Shades of Grey) and the games you play (Love and Deep-space).
We've been lied to our whole lives, told that women are not lecherous or perverted, they're more interested in feelings and romance, and sex isn't really something they seek out for its own sake. Turns out women are and always have been more depraved than men.
Most common fantasies among women involve being absolved of moral responsability for the hot sex that is ''unfortunately'' being ''forced'' on them by a high status male.
Who will be tamed by their magic womanhood. But only tamed for them.
Did I summarize correctly 75% of women's romance novels?
You were more vanilla by a mile than most of their romance novels actually are.
Make of that what you will.
It is the trickster's strategy. The brute made me do it.
Oh so you read billionaires BBW fantasy too I see 😂
You don't even need to make up fake titles, that's literally the plot to 50 Shades of Grey.
You don't need to be absolved from responsibility you never felt in the first place.
You left out all the necrophilia and beastilaity, i.e. vampires and werewolves.
This is generally referred to as "Women are wonderful".
There's plenty of horney women, they get laid A LOT! Banging men is super easy (for women who are remotely attractive). Finding one to bang for more than 3 weeks is not.
It's not as hot if the guy knows you want it. So they have to dive deep into denial once they're exposed.
Yeah they want to recreate the experience of a raiding warband taking the best women and sleeping with them by force. That's why they will pick abusive men, get upset with "nice guys", and constantly aggravate men into lashing out against them. They're just not honest about it, or don't even have the awareness that this is what they really want.
"So, I'm supposed to rape you on the off chance you're into that shit?" -Louis CK
Yeah an ex was into that shit. I played along just to be a good lover and it was like pulling teeth to get on the same page about safe words and such. It wasnt a sexy conversation to have but it's not like she was risking long term prison sentences when her mind reading abilities fail her just once.
All it takes is one time you were a little too into it and she, with zero signaling that differed from the usual fake resistance act, was "feeling uncomfortable and unsafe"
Bitch everyone knows what women fantasize about because they're reading that shit on the subway. They talk about it non-stop on their tik tok blogs. There's a pyramid of it stacked up in the main aisle of every Barne's and Noble. There isn't a movie theater seat left in the country that hasn't been soaked through by an obese fujoshi fantasizing about being murder fucked by a werewolf.
there's a youtuber, forget her name, who for a while semi-regularly made fun of fifty shades of gray, twilight, etc. for being comically terrible, but admitted during a review of another story that was basically fifty shades of gray but for lesbians(my words) that it got her a little bit hot under the collar.
This was posted here a while back with the whole image. (The next two panels say "Men's Romance:" then there's a dude surrounded by a red head, a blonde with big boobs, and a blue haired cat girl saying: "I'm going to love, and take care of all of you."
Can't find the thread now though.
It was literally referencing the end of Xenoblade Chronicles 2, a game infamous for being "too fanservice heavy" among the Left. Which ended ambiguously on the relationship of the MC and his 2-3 love interests.
Of which the third game outright confirmed the madlad not only married and bred all three, but became an ultra chad whose DPS is so high that tanks cannot hold aggro off him period.
Cosmically based.
Huh, I dropped 2 when it introduced the quazi-gatcha system, but maybe I ought to finish it off...
The gacha system holds it back a lot, like its the worst aspect of what would otherwise be a top tier game.
But its also completely unnecessary. You can beat the game and everything short of superbosses with the generic blades pretty easily. And you are guaranteed a bunch of rares quickly by design, so the big problem is "I want my specific waifu" that you'd only know about looking things up. So its even got the gacha FOMO down.
If you can just get past the itch to get too invested in gambling with it, its well worth it though. Rex's English VA aside, its a great JRPG and the DLC Torna is almost a second game onto itself. Same with the 3rd game, which fixes most issues with 2 and its DLC campaign fixes even more.
Between all 4 there, you have probably 500+ hours of gaming for under 100$.
All the way down to 0$ on emulator.
That goes without saying for every game in existence that isn't only on Xbox.
There was also the community note of "this comic was drawn by a woman"
Unironically what Wheel of Time is meant to be regarding Rand and his literal harem of 3 women. Aviendha is the obvious redhead since all Aiel are redheads, Elayne is the blonde with boobs bigger than her brain which unfortunately doesn't do her any favours as she might as well be an A cup in those regards, and Min is absolutely a cat girl considering most of her appearances involve her curling up into a reading chair.
Edit: I'M POSTING PICTURES!
Aviendha
Elayne
Min
All 3 of those above done by the same artist.
Min again but a different artist, I just really like this one.
Min with totally not blue hair, it's just the art style, honest!
All 3 of them together where Min is totally not behaving like a cat and crouching behind the throne Elayne sits on.
Nice. The "Min again but a different artist" is pretty damn close to my image of Min.
Min is bestgirl.
White true it's unfortunately not a high bar to reach since the other two are retards.
Elayne thinks she's invincible while pregnant after getting the Foretelling that her children grow up, but then proves just how pants on head retarded someone can be at misinterpreting prophecy when she is almost murdered by Darkfriends who were going to use magic to keep the children alive, and this revelation comes moments after Brigitte gets killed because of Elayne's retarded actions. She was extremely fucking lucky the Horn of Valere was blown just moments afterwards.
Aviendha however sees her own Foretelling and thinks her 4 children are going to ruin the world and all it takes to break this worry is one of the Aiel Wise Women suggesting doing something as simple as naming any of the 4 children something different. It's absurdly simple in proving how fallible the Doorway prophecies might be by addressing a very old trope of "if you see the future you change it", but Aviendha couldn't even figure that one out.
Conversely Min actually solves shit by figuring out Herid Fel's research into the Seals and what needs done to beat The Dark One.
I've forgotten so much of this. I read the first books multiple times--maybe through Lord of Chaos or Path of Daggers. I've only read the later books once, and years ago.
My overarching memory of the series is that Elayne is a dumbass.
You're right, Min is kind of bestgirl by default. She's the only one who's not a total bitch to Rand 24/7.
There's a point in their mid to late 20s where every "choke me daddy" girl does a 180 and decides they not only don't like it anymore, they were retroactively being abused by every guy who did what they explicitly asked for and enjoyed every time.
Litterally the Ghomeshi trial in Canada.
The guy kept all his old text messages of the accusers explicitly saying how hot the sex was and how hard they want the rough stuff again.
The judge's ruling can be summed up as ''ladies, I'm trying REALLY had to Listen and Believe, but you have been found out to be lying about everything that could be verrified, so have have to reluctantly say Not Guilty''.
Teaching boys to save every single text/Discord/whatever message they've ever gotten from a girl and keep multiple copies in different physical locations is a much more important part of sex education than explaining how condoms work or the STD shock video.
From a goldmine of a thread
Beside that title image, other stories are pretty typical shit I expect from western thots.
Men's sexual fantasies are shunned and called hateful and mysogony. While women's sexual fantasies are called empowering and brave. I swear, if women didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.
I knew this girl that wanted me to hate fuck her so bad she used to throw cigarette butts in my hair. She couldn't fathom why after a few months of desperately trying to get with and annoy me in every way imaginable why I wouldn't want to be with such a lovely individual that she asked if I was a fag.
Should have mentioned all the cigarette butts she had thrown at you, although that might be too British a pun since "fags" is a colloquialism for them.
Yeah, I remember this one from a couple weeks ago.
Fundamentally, the problem is modern women are in such desperate desire for masculinity, they are getting it from the worst sources: actual toxic masculinity from men who don't give a shit about them, have super low emotional control, and are violent.
You know: male feminists.
Or primitive imports. Basically, men need to be aggressive and assertive with their women, or their women will seek it out somewhere else and that's the whole gates of Toledo situation.
Conversely, women need to sexually fulfill their men, otherwise men will seek out sexual fulfillment from other women.
Basically, men need to be men (strong, in charge, commanding, protective) and women need to be women (nurturing, pretty, pleasing, pleasuring). They compliment each other.
I don't agree with this "Gates of Toledo" nonsense or the idea that women want to be raped by armed war-bands. You all are taking the worst interpretation of what's happening.
Fundamentally, the women are still playing with and fetishizing masculinity; and the deviation is that they are acting out to get it. They are not behaving like this so that they can be raped. That's not the goal. The goal is to have a strong and aggressive man, and they are responding by acting out in desperation because they either don't know what healthy masculinity looks like, or they want to feel a level of aggression that isn't associated with "good" men in our society (so bad men will end up displaying it).
Deep down, they want men with power. Then they go and vote for a system that undermines men and gives power to women, leaving them wondering why they spend so much on antidepressants, therapy, and boxed wine. Ironically, feminism is the worst thing to ever happen to women.
Male feminists are a sub species of male. Not true men.
Men do, men can literally just search on the internet for the movies you watch (50 Shades of Grey), the books you read (50 Shades of Grey) and the games you play (Love and Deep-space).
Even without the receipts for her older tweets, putting the Palestinian flag in her display name already tells you this applies to her.