I knew this girl that wanted me to hate fuck her so bad she used to throw cigarette butts in my hair. She couldn't fathom why after a few months of desperately trying to get with and annoy me in every way imaginable why I wouldn't want to be with such a lovely individual that she asked if I was a fag.
Should have mentioned all the cigarette butts she had thrown at you, although that might be too British a pun since "fags" is a colloquialism for them.
I knew this girl that wanted me to hate fuck her so bad she used to throw cigarette butts in my hair. She couldn't fathom why after a few months of desperately trying to get with and annoy me in every way imaginable why I wouldn't want to be with such a lovely individual that she asked if I was a fag.
Should have mentioned all the cigarette butts she had thrown at you, although that might be too British a pun since "fags" is a colloquialism for them.