My logical atheist lefty friends
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"White smoke above Raytheon signals the selection of a new Secretary of Defense" would work but this is an anti-joke.
Right. The "gay beer" company is choosing government positions now? How does that make any sense?
Oh! "Liberal Logic(tm)" at its finest!
Cool, do a Muslim joke? Catholics are a minority amongst American Christians; so these types feel its a good social strategy to shit on them. Is it 1920? Even the evangelical folks at NotTheBee recognize that bland anti-Catholic attitudes are either astroturfed or directly anti-Christian.
Most people who make "Catholic jokes" or even generalized "Christian jokes" probably couldn't even tell you that there are different denominations beyond "Mormons, the pro-gay one and Catholic." Maybe Baptist because of Westboro if they are old enough.
There's even a TV Tropes page for it. Something like "All Christians Are Catholic".
The united states was founded by protestants. Catholics are invaders and trend left far more than most protestants, because they're already used to serving a globalist extranational government that exists to subvert nations.
The pope is a heretic, and mormons are better neighbors than catholics because respecting the nation is part of their faith. Go back to Europe. Is that spicy enough for you?
Pretty gay, dude
Pope worshipper detected, opinion disregarded.
You angered all the resident papists.
Good. They can deport themselves to Europe, now. Where they were left behind, and where they belong. The US was colonized by protestants.
Mexico is pretty welcoming to catholics. They can also go there.
Vigano and his followers can stay, he's been excommunicated for being too based.
Ok bud. I’m not religious, but you’re a grade A retard if you don’t recognize the role of Protestants in leading us to clown world. Keep sucking Israel’s dick though.
No. Cope and seethe. Protestants created the first free country since Rome was a republic and the greatest. Protestant churches aren't sending money to israel, the military industrial complex is doing that.
You're a grade A retard simping for the organization that inspired much of the international communist structure, that has been engaging in globalist anti-national subversion for millenia. And your "reeee joooos" bit probably means you're one of those idiotic pretend white nationalist goons simping for "muh crusades" and anything that hints at history despite your CLEAR LACK of knowledge of history - because you're a rootless, valueless clown grown stupid on leftist dogma.
The catholic government is a fucking sham of the highest order and a perversion of the church. Individual protestant churches can be bad and be removed or restored quite easily, but the catholic church has been continuously terrible for humanity and wields power in the same way the globalists of the WEF do, and often for the same causes.
Look at the majority catholic nations of today and tell me which is better than the US? None. None have ever been, or will ever be. Protestant society produced the American revolution. Catholic society produced the FRENCH revolution, which was what the faggot Marx himself called the first communist revolution.
How’s America doing after 250 years of Protestant rule? You guys suck at least as bad as the Catholics. Hey, maybe if you start another desert war, then the rapture will happen and you’ll go to heaven.
Also, two words for you: Eternal security. We have that to thank for all the Christ thots running around these days squawking and behaving like a bunch of morons.
Leave, then.
Name a better country, if you can. And then after I'm done mocking you, I will encourage you to move there.
You still haven't named a better country than the only free one in the world, so I assume you're still a mewling, pathetic, maggot of a parasite fighting against what made america great and refusing to leave. Deport yourself.
Practicing catholics worship the pope, who is a communist. The catholic organization is a globalist operation, not christianity.
The pope claims to stand between man and god. He is a false idol. The catholic governing structure is built by man, not God. The claims of papal authority are not derived from the bible, but from the lust of men for power.
Your false idol was literally selling "pre-forgiveness tickets" called indulgences, which was one of Luther's many complaints about your corrupt clownshow.
The english king was a degenerate simply trying to fight back against the globalist extranational subversion operation you call a church, but the actual cause of protestantism is correct.
All papal authority is claimed to be divine. They claim authority to bless and forgive sin, and claim divine message and authority, and anoint saints, when Jesus was the last messenger of god to come until the end. The existing Catholic structure is no more directly Christian than the Mohammedans.
Catholics are fucking dorks with shitty beliefs that don't make sense even in the context of religion in general.
The idea that every guy who becomes Pope is ACKSHUALLY chosen by God and is his spokesman, and that they can just dictate religious doctrine outside of the Bible and in direct contradiction to the Bible and to other popes before then? Insane, retarded, unserious. Literally just children making up the rules to the game on the fly to favor what they want.
Nice rebuttal of what I had to say? I guess you're just another fucking retard Catholic that when confronted with the retardation of your beliefs it makes you upset.
Ok, so clearly you're a fucking retard. My bad for not being sure about it from the start.
The heart of my argument for why Catholics are retarded and pathetic, is the entire Pope scam. Y'all really expect everyone to believe that every Pope is chosen by God, and that his word is doctrine and law, even if it directly contradicts a former Pope, or even the Bible/Jesus.
What a load of shit. It's the equivalent of Democrats and Republicans in the USA changing the rules every 4 years, except I'm supposed to base my eternal soul on the whims of retarded old men who can apparently range from conservative, normal Catholics, to retard commie faggots like the one who just arrived at the burning gates.
I get it, when you just lay out the idea that your entire religion can change because 1 stupid old man says so, it gets a little embarrassing.
Pretty sure every single Hawaiian food truck joke qualifies there. All the aloha snackbar punchline jokes.
I don't get it
It, um... er... I have no idea actually.
Somehow, the "gay beer" company is deciding who Trump appoints? It is a prototypical Lefty Meme: It makes no sense and isn't funny.
They are making a snide comment about the fact that Pete Hegseth had alcohol related incidents in his past, and also making a comment about the entirely astroturfed rumor that Trump is looking to replace Pete Hegseth as SecDef.
What does Busch and a new Hegseth have to do with each other?
It's libtard canon that Hegseth is an extreme alcoholic to the point of slamming whiskey during press briefings, as part of their overall plan to shriek and scream about him until he gets fired, or ideally for them commits suicide.
Feels like projection after their chosen goddess Kamala showed up to every public event in some form of shitfacery
It's also similar to how they morphed Brett Kavanaugh into a violent alcoholic gang rapist.
And Nancy, and Hillary... several of the "men" too, but they're better at hiding it?
Odd given what we know about Nancy Pelosi. Glass houses and stones. Guess that wouldn't matter to useless shit flinging apes.
This is the side that thinks "harm reduction centers" aka legal tax-funded dope dealers are great. They themselves are completely addicted to weed and pills.
He's drunk?
As a Catholic, I'm only offended it's a bad punchline.
As a catholic, the Klan could deliver a better punchline than the average atheist.
Hey, I have at least a few good dad jokes available, don't lump me in with the leftists! lol
I guess it’s decent for a liberal meme
Yep, let’s hope the next section isn’t a Commie retard.
Wait. This section by itself is retarded.
Catholics…
Lighten up, Francis. At least the jews know how to take a joke.
Some of them do, at least. I've found that jews that can laugh at a good holocaust joke are usually tolerable, the ones that get butthurt about it in the 21st century are usually obnoxious fags.