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Welcome to 2025: Civil lawsuits from the morbidly obese because they ordered a sedan and not a flatbed (twitter.com)
posted 1 year ago by Ahaus667 1 year ago by Ahaus667 +89 / -0
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– Chillin_in_PNW 30 points 1 year ago +30 / -0

Even if the fat fuck did fit no way i would want their stanky ass in my car, you know that cunt ordered the smaller/cheaper ride on purpose.

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– JohnTheBased 11 points 1 year ago +11 / -0

She could ride in the back of a Ford F350

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– MassivePecorino 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

Sir, the 350 may have a hefty cargo capacity, but I'm certain that neither the dumper nor the rear springs desire to encounter this beast.

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– JohnTheBased 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

She'd definently break the suspension

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– Smith1980 27 points 1 year ago +27 / -0

Hopefully we can get back to saying that obesity isn’t healthy. I’m glad have a doctor who told me I was fat although in boot camp I heard much worse

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– Kaarous 24 points 1 year ago +24 / -0

Failure to pass tort reform in the 90s was one of the biggest on ramps for the highway to clown world. Frivolous lawsuits are not punished, but frequently rewarded instead, thus encouraging more.

That's why we have to have warning labels on every imaginable product, with 22 pages of warnings and a page and a half of instructions.

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– MassivePecorino 8 points 1 year ago +8 / -0

Warning: cape does not allow user to fly.

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– BetterNameUnfound 7 points 1 year ago +7 / -0

Years ago, I saw the following on the instructions on a package of hot dogs:

"Caution: hot dog may be hot."

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– SparkMandrill83 7 points 1 year ago +7 / -0

...dog"

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– TheMerleOfHaggard 19 points 1 year ago +19 / -0

Send her to Papau New Guinea as a diplomatic gift from the USA. She will feed them for months.

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– DoctorDank 7 points 1 year ago +7 / -0

Shame on you. Even cannibals don't care for gristle.

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– bloodguard 10 points 1 year ago +10 / -0

I swear that looks like an completely different species.

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– QuantumElecDude 10 points 1 year ago +10 / -0

BECOME UNLYFTABLE

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– EggShenBusTours 8 points 1 year ago +8 / -0

New business branch

LYFT CARGO

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– Ahaus667 [S] 8 points 1 year ago +8 / -0

https://x.com/unlimited_ls/status/1884073621217247251

More info

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– ApparentlyImAHeretic 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0

see customer cannot safely ride in vehicle

refund any money paid and move on

in a sane world, this would be the end of it.

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– Vivs3rdSock 5 points 1 year ago +5 / -0

I've played Left 4 Dead and L4D2, that's a Boomer.

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– 5Cats 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

A former in-law had a small truck that he lent to his hefty (almost 400 pounds, which is far less than her) friend.
He broke the drivers seat with his fatness :/ (And failed to tell him, lolz!)

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– MAGAnic316 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

That’s a YUGE BITCH!!

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– deleted 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0
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– mikhalych 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

yeah, but in her defense, I don't think you can hire haul trucks with lyft. its a real service issue on their end.

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– XBX_X 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

"Ay, gurl. Lemme holla at chu!" 😍

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– EggShenBusTours 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Did she publicly shame the driver? I hope the dude is isn't in any trouble

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– deleted 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0
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– dnile1000bc 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

This feels like an episode of Married with Children but instead of the shoes, the fat cunt insists they can fit into a small car.

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– AntonioOfVenice 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

I hate 2025.

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– -Fender- 14 points 1 year ago +14 / -0

So far, 2025 is looking far better than 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023 and 2024.

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– Kienan 8 points 1 year ago +8 / -0

I love 2025. At least if we're grading on a curve.

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– JohnTheBased 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

I agree. LYFT should have had an option for a Ford F350 for her

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– TheStupidPrizeWinner 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

What the hell is even that!?

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