Severus Snape is now a black man. Not joking
(www.hollywoodreporter.com)
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We know it's not a joke, it's the third post about it
Like I said in the other post, at least we know the priorities of the showrunner. That’s one benefit of race swapping. Wheel of Time cast was a great indicator of intention. I know I’m being silly but the books had a few Asian and black students. For 90s England when it takes place it was a good reflection of the demographics (majority white with some minorities).
It IS a joke though.
Did you know...
the majority of mass castings are done by mudbloods?
despite only making up 13% of the population, mudbloods cast over 50% of the killing curses?
nearly 70% of mudbloods grow up in single-witch homes? Many mudbloods grow up never having met their warlock.
almost 40% of the prisoners in Azkaban are mudbloods?
chirp
In my view The mudbloods are The vaccinated
It’s not a story the main stream media would tell you
"But I did conjure breakfast this morning."
Severus Ape
Yo dare use muh own spellsz against me, nigga? Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Ayo holup Harry! Deeze be yo mommas eyes, nigga.
Niggative fiddy point fo' Gryffindor!
Gryffindor’s street cred goes up 100 points in the Hogsmeade ghetto.
Fr fr
He's the thing, any guy WILL be compared to Alan Rickman's performance.
So in our more anti DEI era, they really dumb enough to risk that and that actors agent that bad to tank their talents career? It's Hollywood so maybe..
I can't wait for Severus N I G, Lil' Niggamort, Drake-O and others to rap their way to the top of the Mudblüd Killaz chart. I want to see all the "good guys" be non-Whites, and all the "bad guys" be Whites. The banker goblins will still be Jews, but it will just be people from Israel without makeup on to really drive the point home. I want to hear Draco Malfoy say "MUDBLOOD" to a black Hermione, and hear her talk about freeing the House Elf slaves. If Rowling won't do it, I'll find an AI that will!!!
What are the chances """Based""" JK Rowling is totally ok with this?
JK rowling isn't based. She endorsed black Hermaine and also the whole story of Harry Potter is an allegory for anti racism. She's woke in every way except hating trannies. That's it.
It's almost like that was the entire point behind putting it in so many air quotes, only for you to miss the point to sperg about it.
i wasn't sperging about it. I know what the air quotes meant . I was just adding to his comment
Yeah but even her hatred of trannies isn't based. She only hates them because she views them as a threat to women's social power.
We hate trannies because they're child rapists.
Yeah she hates trannies because she knows they're men
If she could promote female supremacy without opposing trannies, she would.
Article says she's one of the executive producers of this trash show. So I have no doubt she okayed these changes for the "modern audience".
Yep. And we also knew well in advance what kind of changes she'd make ever since she started posting retarded things on Twitter like turning Hermione black or that Dumbledore is gay.
But ultimately she got what she deserved lol, she disagreed with the libs on ONE thing (the trans issue) and they now consider her to be IRL Voldemort. I saw articles and posts where libs were pretending that Daniel Radcliffe wrote Harry Potter or something like that, not Rowling. It was so cringe.
Jaquerius Snape?
Serverius Snape-Prince
The retardation continues. Now they have switched from "the black man is too old and american" to "okay, he is young enough and british, but he is too good looking and non-greasy". Yeah, we can make Heather Ledger in a 2008 movie have a green greasy hair and ugly face, but not a black man in a tv series that starts filming in 2025.
I'm sorry Alan Rickman. Your fans of 20 years instantly abandoned you and started implying that you were an ugly, greasy man, instead of just admitting that they dont want a black person to play Snape.
They'll gladly sacrifice their own in an effort to not seem racist, even though it's not even racist to want a white character be played by a white man. That's like saying it is sexist to want Snape to be played by a man.
FFS.
Big props to them for saving me all the time I would have potentially wasted on this. Just like LOTR and wheel of time.
Gross. Just fucking gross.
What property do they love? I want to ruin it
I'm not sure if normies are gonna like a black dude being called "half-blood" but whatever.