Why ghost of yotei will suck summed up in 1 picture
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The original game went out of its way to find one of a single digit number of masters of a niche, weird Japanese instrument to come on stage to announce the game.
This sequel was announced with a "genderfluid" Asian woman screaming about being the Ghost of Yotei all over.
Much like these two pictures, those gap between those two shows where the priorities lay. The first was more respectful to Japan despite being a white guy (who was a certified master by the actual Japs) compared to the Asian thot they have now, enough to get them a lot of honorary awards from the Island they portrayed.
This sequel will be very unlikely to receive the same. Heck its lucky that Ubisoft is taking all the Japanese's attention and hate off it.
Not a single fuckable girl in that picture.
None.
Never fear. Some simp one nighter will help them spread their dead end genes and continue siphoning our tax dollars while burning civilization down.
Imagine being a male stripper and rolling into that bachelorette party. Womp womp.
Assuming you're saying that based on physical appearance and not the assumption that they are insufferable SJW progressive DEI activists, damn. I mean, maybe half of them are just perfectly normal looking women. I see more obese dangerhairs on the sidewalk walking to lunch every day.
Low blow.
Get some glasses. 3 trannies, 2 dangershairs, and a bunch of harpy asians.
3 trannies? I only clocked two. Second from bottom left and second from top right.
Yes, two danger hairs. Like I said, I see more than that every day at lunch. Average females.
Red shirt in the middle is also a troon, look at that chin.
Point. I'd give that one a "probably" not a "definitely"
Obligatory since every time I see this reposted somewhere, someone will invariably bring up the reason for the image on the right.
Yes, that image is celebrating International Women's Day. No, there's a good chance that isn't the developers of GoY, though a portion are probably going to be involved.
The issue is that Sucker Punch felt the need to virtue signal on IWD. Would they do one on International Men's Day? Could they even point out what day that is?
The issue isn't the women per se, but it's the culture that felt the need to virtue signal. Maybe GoY will be fine. Maybe we'll all be proven wrong. But considering that Sucker Punch are also fine with taking part in a workshop that's exclusively for "girls and non-binary kids, ages 11 to 14", I think it's pretty clear that they're infested.
They’ve just shown their hand and delayed the game to 2026, which proves that they’re already well aware it’s going to be another flaming pile of woke garbage. They clearly don’t want to become the next Ubisoft, but regardless of how many things they change or how much wokeness they remove I’m not going to be supporting it. Don’t care if they put their samurai chick in a bikini and add a lightsaber and gratuitous bouncing titty shots while she rides her horse. I’m out no matter what they do now, fuck them all.
Like Ubisoft, they will bring in a team of “contractors” (men) to polish up this turd for the next 2 years and when it’s a hit, all credit will go to the creatures you see above in the second pic.
We need to just dig our heals in and be stubborn assholes about this. Remove her and give us a dude or we don’t buy it, simple. It really is that Joker meme about sending a message.
She’s not attractive enough for that.
I’m at a point now where I simply will not play any game with girl boss characters. If your game features a female character who behaves or speaks like an obvious cunt, I’m not buying it. Doesn’t matter how “good” it is. There are more than enough great games just in my current stead backlog to last a lifetime. Every game you play represents an opportunity cost. I’m not choosing “annoying bitch games” ever again.
Way ahead of you. If there is a hint of "modern audience" in it, I'm out. I have been that way for nearly a decade now. I hear Hellblade was great. I don't care, and never will. I don't buy anything with a female protagonist any more. Same goes for pox (PoCs) characters.
Just make an open world Soul Calibur.
It won't be fine, no maybe about it.
If you don't task people with making something good as the goal, the thing they make will never be good. Good cannot come about by accident.
Of course it won't be good. The point was that even if somehow against all odds they stumble into something good, the people behind it all are still very much pozzed and should be avoided on that basis alone.
I just don't like the acronym the game has. It was a really bad choice.
Like, you don't want the game to be slop, don't call it GoY.
At least we will have a good laugh meming that woke pile of garbage.
Literal goy slop
MFW
Looks like they have a shortage of women. We'll need to point this out to their DEI overseers.
Id buy a game with an actual kunoichi who's tactic is to be a slut to get close to her target to kill them.
I recently watched the Blade of the Immortal remake. There was definitely at least one important character that did this.
As someone points out in the replies, the right hand pic is from 2018 so it's dumb and misleading to stick the game titles on the pics as if there was a shift. The reality is that Ghost of Tsushima was an incredibly feminist-contaminated game and Sucker Punch has been a virtue signalling, "Look at our women!"-type studio for a long time.