It’s official, Square is giving Sony the finger.
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Just remember- supporting the product also supports Disney. I enjoyed 1 & 2, but that was a different fucking era.
Doesn't help that 3 is apparently a complete train trainwreck of a narrative.
Supporting? Yar har, fiddle dee dee...
Well, if you’re going to pirate it, surely it was already available on various emulators, right?
Its also available for like 20$ for every single game on last gen consoles. A price so cheap, and almost certainly used, that nobody gets a profit except the vendor themselves.
They (1-3 & Melody of Memory) were released on Windows via Epic Games Store on March 30, 2021.
My high seas had them a month later.
Fiddly faddly fuddle
All the pirates in the world just aren't all very subtle?
There's a reference I did NOT expect to see here.
Yeah, I probably deserved the downvote for it too. But once you know R&H, there are some things you can't unhear, when certain phrases are said.
You cant unhear them?
You're saying..
Its.....
Impossible?
I think the down vote was because you tried to rhyme "subtle" with "noodle"
I rhymed it with "fuddle," not "foodle."
Considering I caught the reference can you blame me for reading them the same way? ha ha.
Regardless of Disney being a complete image of global-homo, this is a major follow-up to what Square stated in their earnings call. Let’s hope it continues and they don’t let the gay snake slither into the hen house.
While I hate Squeenix for being a turdwaffle that is staffed 100% by retards, Im glad for any damage dealt to SOYNY. And damage dealt to triple a companies, especially consoles.
Was on PC all along btw. People seem to forget that cuz it was epic exclusive and no one likes to use that shit.
I just forget it even exists until a game I want gets an Epic exclusive. Then I get mad then forget that game exists due to no interest in its hype.
Similar here, this one I did remember cuz it was especially annoying.
Not all along, not until 2021.
Huh? Kingdom Hearts have been available on PC for awhile now. It was just exclusive to Epic Game Store.
Not if ye be willing to grab yer sword and sail the high seas...
Who says I haven't?
I say you haven't and neither have I, as we're both law-abiding good citizens with all 20 of our covid shots.
It doesn't surprise me, given the incompetent decisions at not just Sony but Microsoft too, you'll probably have more games studios shunning exclusivity deals and more direct sales on all platforms, primarily PC.
For SE to completely heal, it needs to purge its “ethics” committee and publicize it.
hasn't this been available on EGS for a while now?
Most people here are of the 'ignore EGS/fuck having 20 launchers' mindset.
Hope it's moddable.
Now I can't remember why I stopped playing the first one when I had ps+. Probably platforming. That usually shuts the door right in my face.
The first game is heavy on the platforming and it controls far too cumbersome for it a lot of the time. Everything from your jump to even your sword swing has more weight to it then most games and its the reason why some people love only that one and some people only play it begrudgingly to get to 2 (the one everyone else usually considers the best).
But will they return Tifa's tits to us?
Too bad they waited until they had already destroyed their own reputation. It's going to take more than lip service to win back the customers they have lost. They have an easier path than a company like Disney, but it will still take multiple good uncensored games in a row to win people back.
The lollipop chainsaw remake is the one I have my eye on to judge current trends. They have promised no censorship, just like Shift Up did. It will be interesting to see if Sony and Microsoft still have the will or the power to make them backtrack on that promise. With as spineless as every studio is these days, I don't have my hopes up. But if they prefer imaginary money from imaginary modern audiences over the real money coming from people like me, I am fine with letting them live with that choice. It would probably be better for me in the long run to not waste so much time and money on gaming anyway.
I wonder if the grifters will latch onto this game and the fact that it literally has the most objectified character in probably video game history in the form of Juliet's boyfriend.
She literally refuses to let him die, keeps him around as a literal head that can't do anything without her, and the game is nothing but characters mocking, belittling and abusing him for their own amusement while he is constantly guilt tripped that he has to deal with it because she loves him and controls his literal every move in life now. All the while he is having constant emotional breakdowns about his situation and future, that nobody takes seriously.
Probably not though because men can't be abused. Instead all discussion will probably be on the main villain being a prototype of an incel years before they become well known and instead it'll be more gushing over muh soggy knee. Proven by the fact that the original had a trophy for looking up her skirt of course.
Now it can be anticonsumer on all platforms!