Also reminder even by the fake jesuit story he was only in Japan for one year and then sold back in to slavery lmao
Also obligatory copypasta:
"The sole argument for the existence of Yasuke is the Jesuit chronicles of their missions to Japan. Which were filled with nonsense and aren't taken seriously by most Catholics. Several of them were bloating their accounts in hopes of a bishopric.
Nobunaga never mentioned him in his own writings. Which given that Nobunaga would write poems about pretty much anything he laid eyes on, suggests that the two never met. The sole corroborating account stated that one of the missionary priests had a black servant, and they presented him as a curiosity to Nobunaga's court, but there is evidence of nothing else.
Here's another strain on historical credulity. Supposedly Yasuke fought for Nobunaga as a samurai. One of the claims is that he spoke fluent Japanese.
The time period between when they supposedly met and when Nobunaga was assassinated by Akechi Mitsuhide was... three months.
A black guy from what would now be Morocco, probably a slave to the priests, and someone whose language skills would have included mostly broken Portuguese, supposedly learned the second most difficult language on earth in three months. For reference, Japanese has three goddamn formal alphabets.
There is nothing about the story that is historically credible. There is more evidence of Santa Claus than there is of Yasuke. Now if you want a Japanese historical figure that is actually interesting and actually real, I suggest Honda Tadakatsu. He's a real life Hercules."
Just makes me realize that simply having Nobunaga himself instead of a fake diversity replacement would’ve been 100x cooler and might’ve actually made me maybe consider buying a Ubisoft game
Let me add u/Telia's recent post to our collection of Yasukepastas. I just converted it to text from his image, so credit him if you like.
"First, I would like to talk about how Yasuke was treated in Japan. Yasuke's name does not appear in most history books, and for this reason he is treated as a fictitious entity that never existed.
He does not appear in history textbooks for elementary, junior high, and high school students, and only those who have studied history at universities have heard of him. Even in the few history books that mention his name, it only says that he "served as a peasant and carried baggage." Everything about him is a fiction. He was tall, muscular, and strong,and Nobunaga,suspicious of whether his skin was his own, had his men wipe it to make sure.
It is not even known if the Yasuke in the history books was a black Yasuke, because the name "Yasuke" is like John, a name that can be found anywhere in Japan! Also, Yasu came to Japan one year before Nobunaga died, Nobunaga had already almost unified Japan, how could he be a samurai without a war?
And even a 10 year old Japanese could tell that he was not a samurai, because he had no family name. When we Japanese introduce ourselves, we say our family name and then our first name. This is because until the Meiji period (1868-1912), when equality among the four peoples was introduced, ordinary people were not allowed to have family names. In fact, some ordinary people have become samurai or feudal lords, such as Hideyoshi Toyotomi, who achieved greatness after Nobunaga, who rose from a mere peasant Tokichirou with his intelligence and courage to finally become Hideyoshi Toyotomi.
And you foreigners often use the word "retainer", which is a mistranslation of the Japanese word "KASHIN". The original meaning of "KASHIN" is all those who work for the samurai family. A cook, a gardener, a maid, etc. are all KASHIN (retainers). In other words, those who support Yasuke are making a fuss based on a source of lies written by a black supremacist who cannot even read Japanese properly. Ridiculous.Yasuke was in the service of Nobunaga, so he fits the definition of KASHIN, and Samurai are KASHIN because they also serve Nobunaga, but that doesn't mean Yasuke is a Samurai! The reality is that Yasuke was like Nobunaga's pet or maid!"
There is no such thing as peak woke. Each time you think you get there, someone takes current woke and adds one unit of wokeness creating a new temporary maximum.
Its really amazing how the most successful and long lasting Matriarchal group in history (really the only one) has nothing to do with that group at all, its just individual evil women conspiring.
Really shows how strong the reflexive pro-Jew narrative is ingrained in so many.
I think you two and Imp need to get together and get chicken-and-egg philosophical. Are they Jews because they're matriarchal, or are they matriarchal because they're Jews? If it's the "only" group in either perspective, then this is a valid philosophical quandary.
They're matriarchal because their men are weak, notice in history they were never a race of warriors, always merchants
Always relying on others to do the fighting (similarly to the Carthaginians) and always getting crushed by bigger, stronger Empires
Infact it was after the Roman takeover that they implemented the whole "jewish by the mother" rule because their Women were getting fucked by Romans (willingly or unwillingly, the Rabbis encouraged them to raise the children jewish)
To a jew male, being a soldier is frowned upon, being a farmer is frowned up, being a builder is frowned upon, but being a merchant or a soft Yeshiva student is encouraged--they loath hardship and this is why they are so soft
And soft men are easily controlled by their women, esp when their culture is basically "penis bad, cut penis, and celebrate cutting penis" (they literally have a "B'rith celebration, its some sick shit)
Imagine a jew working in construction, not having his dick cut and not marrying and overbearing yenta
Impossible right? But makes you wonder if the possibilities...
Calling it now—the big plot twist will be Yasuke killing Oda at Honnoji. "Heroic black man and former slave kills Japan's oppressor known for mass slaughter."
Ghost of Tsushima portrayed that concept better of the Japanese resisting the oppression of the Mongols invading, this is rewriting history to apply present day politics to a past historical setting.
It wouldn't surprise me if they did this because a Japanese AC setting was asked for since AC2 (as the Italian renaissance setting really opened up ideas of where else to set it) and Japan itself is holding more media dominance because their media is still meritocratic so thought they'd use the increase interest in Japan to shove in leftist ideology. Too bad Ghost of Tsushima came out first so they can't be the only game in town for 'Japanese assassin gameplay'
Ghost also showed that Samurai were fucking retarded and easily defeated by basic concepts of war and battle even inside their own whitewashed "honor" system.
But it also managed to have both Ninja and Samurai gameplay in it before this AC did, so they are late on both sides of the coin. And I doubt they will allow you to seamlessly swap between the two nearly as well.
Not a chance in hell, you'd be waiting for Ubisoft to go bankrupt than than them selling IP, NO studio nowadays sells IP, the most you get is franchise rights.
You're better off having the mechanics of AC you enjoy but a completely different story and setting.
Fat hapa in the headline, fat white in the link. Which is it? I'm assuming any leftist woman's ranting is projected as "AWFL" (no matter her race) which is a pet peeve of mine for many reasons
Okay someone answer me this, because maybe I missed it but who is the present day protagonist in the animus? Didn't the previous lady die in Valhalla? I didn't play Mirage so I don't know who was in the animus in that.
Side question. Every single half-Asian half-white woman I know IRL is very large. What's up with that? I'm thinking of at least 5 people I personally know.
it just keeps getting worse....
Also reminder even by the fake jesuit story he was only in Japan for one year and then sold back in to slavery lmao
Also obligatory copypasta:
"The sole argument for the existence of Yasuke is the Jesuit chronicles of their missions to Japan. Which were filled with nonsense and aren't taken seriously by most Catholics. Several of them were bloating their accounts in hopes of a bishopric.
Nobunaga never mentioned him in his own writings. Which given that Nobunaga would write poems about pretty much anything he laid eyes on, suggests that the two never met. The sole corroborating account stated that one of the missionary priests had a black servant, and they presented him as a curiosity to Nobunaga's court, but there is evidence of nothing else.
Here's another strain on historical credulity. Supposedly Yasuke fought for Nobunaga as a samurai. One of the claims is that he spoke fluent Japanese.
The time period between when they supposedly met and when Nobunaga was assassinated by Akechi Mitsuhide was... three months.
A black guy from what would now be Morocco, probably a slave to the priests, and someone whose language skills would have included mostly broken Portuguese, supposedly learned the second most difficult language on earth in three months. For reference, Japanese has three goddamn formal alphabets.
There is nothing about the story that is historically credible. There is more evidence of Santa Claus than there is of Yasuke. Now if you want a Japanese historical figure that is actually interesting and actually real, I suggest Honda Tadakatsu. He's a real life Hercules."
Just makes me realize that simply having Nobunaga himself instead of a fake diversity replacement would’ve been 100x cooler and might’ve actually made me maybe consider buying a Ubisoft game
For a Western game Nobunaga might be cooler, but if you've played 7 Japanese games ever you've played 5 with him in it already.
He is massively overrepresented in any Japanese media to a point of being incredibly cliche (especially if he is evil) and boring.
Let me add u/Telia's recent post to our collection of Yasukepastas. I just converted it to text from his image, so credit him if you like.
"First, I would like to talk about how Yasuke was treated in Japan. Yasuke's name does not appear in most history books, and for this reason he is treated as a fictitious entity that never existed.
He does not appear in history textbooks for elementary, junior high, and high school students, and only those who have studied history at universities have heard of him. Even in the few history books that mention his name, it only says that he "served as a peasant and carried baggage." Everything about him is a fiction. He was tall, muscular, and strong,and Nobunaga,suspicious of whether his skin was his own, had his men wipe it to make sure.
It is not even known if the Yasuke in the history books was a black Yasuke, because the name "Yasuke" is like John, a name that can be found anywhere in Japan! Also, Yasu came to Japan one year before Nobunaga died, Nobunaga had already almost unified Japan, how could he be a samurai without a war?
And even a 10 year old Japanese could tell that he was not a samurai, because he had no family name. When we Japanese introduce ourselves, we say our family name and then our first name. This is because until the Meiji period (1868-1912), when equality among the four peoples was introduced, ordinary people were not allowed to have family names. In fact, some ordinary people have become samurai or feudal lords, such as Hideyoshi Toyotomi, who achieved greatness after Nobunaga, who rose from a mere peasant Tokichirou with his intelligence and courage to finally become Hideyoshi Toyotomi.
And you foreigners often use the word "retainer", which is a mistranslation of the Japanese word "KASHIN". The original meaning of "KASHIN" is all those who work for the samurai family. A cook, a gardener, a maid, etc. are all KASHIN (retainers). In other words, those who support Yasuke are making a fuss based on a source of lies written by a black supremacist who cannot even read Japanese properly. Ridiculous. Yasuke was in the service of Nobunaga, so he fits the definition of KASHIN, and Samurai are KASHIN because they also serve Nobunaga, but that doesn't mean Yasuke is a Samurai! The reality is that Yasuke was like Nobunaga's pet or maid!"
There is more evidence of Rance from RanceQuest being in Japan as Nobunaga's samurai, than there is of Yasuke.
There is no such thing as peak woke. Each time you think you get there, someone takes current woke and adds one unit of wokeness creating a new temporary maximum.
Yes and no. There is no natural, self-policing peak woke. But there is peak woke; it's when people finally say 'enough' and stop them.
You assume that such a point is reached before extinction.
There's peaks and troughs. No "absolute" peak, but locals ones for sure.
This is doctrinally correct, per the left's own position.
As argued in Lindsay's Oxford debate: Woke CANNOT ever go far enough.
every peak is simply the new floor
Peak Cato
Literally anti-jap jew propaganda disguised as a video game
I'm glad jewbesoft is going nuts on the microtransactions and 130$ for the "complete" edition
Of course this White woman will be to blame. As if she is the brains of the operation instead of jews.
Funny that you mentioned it Look at the thread i just stumbled upon https://communities.win/p/17t1tUlFB7/x/c/4ZBJGwIGsIU/
(((Schmidt))) Eh? And of course as per usual imp goes ITS NOT JEWS ITS DA WIMMENZ even though his own fucking "proof" literally exposes the nose
Man these Shlomos are so stupid it fuckin hurts
Its really amazing how the most successful and long lasting Matriarchal group in history (really the only one) has nothing to do with that group at all, its just individual evil women conspiring.
Really shows how strong the reflexive pro-Jew narrative is ingrained in so many.
I think you two and Imp need to get together and get chicken-and-egg philosophical. Are they Jews because they're matriarchal, or are they matriarchal because they're Jews? If it's the "only" group in either perspective, then this is a valid philosophical quandary.
They're matriarchal because their men are weak, notice in history they were never a race of warriors, always merchants
Always relying on others to do the fighting (similarly to the Carthaginians) and always getting crushed by bigger, stronger Empires
Infact it was after the Roman takeover that they implemented the whole "jewish by the mother" rule because their Women were getting fucked by Romans (willingly or unwillingly, the Rabbis encouraged them to raise the children jewish)
To a jew male, being a soldier is frowned upon, being a farmer is frowned up, being a builder is frowned upon, but being a merchant or a soft Yeshiva student is encouraged--they loath hardship and this is why they are so soft
And soft men are easily controlled by their women, esp when their culture is basically "penis bad, cut penis, and celebrate cutting penis" (they literally have a "B'rith celebration, its some sick shit)
Imagine a jew working in construction, not having his dick cut and not marrying and overbearing yenta
Impossible right? But makes you wonder if the possibilities...
People have actually tried. He refuses to see past his own personal agenda.
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Free Japan from its oppressors?
Serving fucking ODA?
Calling it now—the big plot twist will be Yasuke killing Oda at Honnoji. "Heroic black man and former slave kills Japan's oppressor known for mass slaughter."
Ghost of Tsushima portrayed that concept better of the Japanese resisting the oppression of the Mongols invading, this is rewriting history to apply present day politics to a past historical setting.
It wouldn't surprise me if they did this because a Japanese AC setting was asked for since AC2 (as the Italian renaissance setting really opened up ideas of where else to set it) and Japan itself is holding more media dominance because their media is still meritocratic so thought they'd use the increase interest in Japan to shove in leftist ideology. Too bad Ghost of Tsushima came out first so they can't be the only game in town for 'Japanese assassin gameplay'
Hopefully this'll crash and burn like Dr Who.
Ghost also showed that Samurai were fucking retarded and easily defeated by basic concepts of war and battle even inside their own whitewashed "honor" system.
But it also managed to have both Ninja and Samurai gameplay in it before this AC did, so they are late on both sides of the coin. And I doubt they will allow you to seamlessly swap between the two nearly as well.
Any way we can hope they would just sell off the IP to someone who might actually make a good AC game for once? How bad would it have to tank?
Not a chance in hell, you'd be waiting for Ubisoft to go bankrupt than than them selling IP, NO studio nowadays sells IP, the most you get is franchise rights.
You're better off having the mechanics of AC you enjoy but a completely different story and setting.
So Shadows of Mordor.
Pretty much, don't know where you would set it as those mechanics have been used a lot in different themes and settings.
It is hilarious that western devs cant make a game that is 100% all asian characters.... #StopAsianHate
Fat hapa in the headline, fat white in the link. Which is it? I'm assuming any leftist woman's ranting is projected as "AWFL" (no matter her race) which is a pet peeve of mine for many reasons
Thanks. Figured yours was correct
Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick. They really can't help themselves, can they?
Peak woke?
Not yet. They could still feature Ranmaru Mori as an important character... for the purpose of tranny propaganda.
And then he taught them all how to crip walk
If it was true... "Historians say there is no link between blacks taking over japan and marketplace violence and theft increasing 5000%"
Okay someone answer me this, because maybe I missed it but who is the present day protagonist in the animus? Didn't the previous lady die in Valhalla? I didn't play Mirage so I don't know who was in the animus in that.
I thought the writer was white?
Side question. Every single half-Asian half-white woman I know IRL is very large. What's up with that? I'm thinking of at least 5 people I personally know.
Oh, I see what happened. You got rejected by an asian chick after claiming to be aryan and she just laughed at you.
No surprise there, lowlife.
Your genes are so inferior that your own people would not tolerate you. Which is why you're reduced to chasing after children.