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Canadian Police : Leave your car keys at your front door for car thieves to take. (twitter.com)
posted 2 years ago by NatalieBiden 2 years ago by NatalieBiden +65 / -0
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– NatalieBiden [S] 40 points 2 years ago +40 / -0

Next year - “Canadian Women- wear a short skirt in case the new arrivals have a sexual emergency*”

(* https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/iraqi-refugee-raped-10yearold-boy-swimming-pool-vienna-austria-sentence-conviction-overturned-supreme-court-a7377491.html )

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– censorthisss 26 points 2 years ago +26 / -0

While the sexual abuse verdict was “watertight”, the more serious offence requires evidence that the defendant knew their victim did not consent to sex.

Supreme Court judges ruled that the first court should have established whether the attacker thought his victim agreed to a sexual act and intended to act against the boy’s will.

What the fuck?? So Austria believes that ten year old children can consent to sex??

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– AgilePickle1123 10 points 2 years ago +10 / -0

What the actual fuck? These Supreme Court judges should be hung in the town square for that

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– simian 36 points 2 years ago +36 / -0

Hear me out: if you GIVE them the car, then it doesn’t count as a theft.

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– TomSeeSaw 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

One of the easiest ways to get away with killing a human in Canada.... vehicular. Giving can certainly be rewarding, especially when the accelerator hits the floor.

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– deleted 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0
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– cccpneveragain 24 points 2 years ago +24 / -0

Such a weakened society that we are supposed to give criminals our property over fighting them for it. I'm glad I'm not in Canada, where at the very least if someone tries to steal my car I can shoot them.

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– WeedleTLiar 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Just means you can't leave evidence...

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– ghostfox1_ 23 points 2 years ago +23 / -0

If only they could arrest criminals and leave them in jail and/or deport them via helicopter

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– TomSeeSaw 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Only a Canadian detention center modeled after a Siberian gulag could help. But this is Canada, where the contract for this will be divvied between government employees with more sense than their management with a bird cage to show at delivery.

The canaries all died in the coal mine.

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– GeronimoJackson 21 points 2 years ago +21 / -0

Example 232312301230901923 where gun laws did not stop criminals. Let people have guns, a few of these bold.. borrowers will get warm welcomes when they go into a house looking for car keys. Problem solved.

The way it is now, you have a horde of coddled, emboldened thieves, who never seem to stay in, or even go to jail.

There's no way this isn't on purpose.

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– rebuildingMyself 11 points 2 years ago +11 / -0

Well the government needs room in the jails for the real threat: people daring to speak against the MESSAGE

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– IfThatIsWhatYouThunk 9 points 2 years ago +9 / -0

There's no way this isn't on purpose.

It's so deliberate that there's already a term for it. It's called anarcho-tyranny. They don't have the means to control everyone directly, but anyone willing to defend themselves is a potential threat and they will act accordingly.

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– WeedleTLiar 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

Whaaaat? You're telling me that banning legal gun ownership creates a situation where only criminals have guns? And defunding the police while removing minimum sentences creates a situation where criminals have no incentive to obey the law?

Whaaaaat?

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– bloodguard 18 points 2 years ago +18 / -0

Seems like stack of fake key fobs that you can remote detonate would be a fun thing to keep near the door.

Dye pack or something more... exciting firing off in their hands as they leave would make for great security video uploads.

Edit: Oh dear. The big strong police are upset that people are making fun of them online.

Who can reply? Accounts @TorontoPolice mentioned can reply

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– ParadigmShift2070 12 points 2 years ago +12 / -0

The problem is police and court won't arrest and prosecute

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– RoulerBleu 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

pros ex.

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– loubag1997 14 points 2 years ago +14 / -0

Canadians are just Americans that were too pussy to break up with Great Britain, so who’s surprised?

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– RoulerBleu 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0

Canada hanged a bunch of people the last time the ''subjects'' got uppity. Since then, spine has been severely lacking from the remaining European gene pool there.

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– ajfofjakf 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

10's of thousands of Loyalists fled to Canada (were forcibly driven out of their house and towns) prior to the revolution and well in to the 1790s, certainly not a small population given the time.

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– CanuckElhead 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

There were some, but they got pretty much treated the same way that the freedom convoy did by the majority then too.

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– ParadoxSepi 10 points 2 years ago +10 / -0

In a healthy society anyone who would even suggest such a thing would be tarred and feathered.

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– TomSeeSaw 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

healthy society

https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1673112469072654342

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– FrozeInFear 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Didn't notice this til now: if you're not logged in or on nitter, that link gives a "page does not exist" message. To save others a click, it's a clip of nudists at a pride parade in Canada, blurred for decency's sake. Evidently not good enough to avoid whatever form of censorship twxtter took.

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– ApparentlyImAHeretic 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

if you close your eyes, relax, and let it happen, it won't hurt so bad

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– nuggetpatrol 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

If you give them your car, you win.

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– TomSeeSaw 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

Will Canadians understand now that they are indentured slaves with no rights? My guess is no and the vast majority will simply put on a skirt, or get naked for Toronto's Pedo Parade.

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– OmegaBird 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

This is exactly the kind of stupid shit to expect from liberals.

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– Ricky_CIA 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Canadians have become so pathetic.

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