ABC news just loses it
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If they've got intergalactic weapons, it's time for the west to surrender.
It was time several light years ago.
Light years are distance, not time
I think he knew.
Of course he knows. He made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
It is recent news and perfectly fine to worry about it.
"US fears Russia preparing to put nuclear weapons in space"
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/defense/2856704/us-fears-russia-preparing-to-put-nuclear-weapons-in-space/
Are they worried that they're putting the nukes somewhere outside the Milky Way?
In the Andromeda galaxy cluster?
So that's why the characters in Mass Effect Andromeda looked so weird, they were irradiated by Russian nukes!
Here's the video: https://inv.tux.pizza/watch?v=9kqptJR3eZc
The whole thing is incredible. Over the last few days, Biden was declared mentally incompetent to stand trial, Mayorkas was impeached (not that it'll be confirmed), Hunter Biden's business partner testified under oath that yes, Joe was the Big Guy and was directly involved with his cokehead son's corruption, and the House refuses to even vote on the nearly $100 bil aid bill to Ukraine.
And then, 30 seconds later, the backwards Literal Mordor that has been "on the brink" for the last 2 years and that keeps stealing washing machines and toilet bowls from Ukraine is putting nukes into spaaaaaace and they'll destroy the world unless you give them the money, fellow goyim cattle! The glowniggers say so!
https://archive.is/X7Kn2
If you try to knock me, you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
Bastard bitch bloody, I wanted to do the Beastie Boys reference >:((((((
Fucking Putin, starting shit with Andromeda now.
Well, Andromeda deserves it. Those Andromedans are on track to collide with us in about 4.5 billion years. And have they even started swerving? No, even though we've got the right of way, darn it!
We're 14 years too late for that
Well, you see, in 900AD, Ivan the terrible claimed all of Andromeda...
"But what does Ivan the Terrible have to do with the Earth today?"
"Is this a serious interview or not? I'll get to that eventually, but first let me continue to when Katherine the Great ceded the moon to the Poles."
Kevin Sorbo won't like it when you start shit with his engineer's waifu.
This is the most insane headline I've read in years and I don't say that lightly.
I was about to say this had to be a hoax, but nope. It's real.
Putin's coming from Uranus to check your style
Here's an archive of the article, and a (crappy) archive of the video.
Archive.is wasn't working, and that didn't do a good job either, but you can match the URL if they change the video title, at least.
Speaking of, here's the YouTube video.
How do you say "Fuck you Andromeda" in Russian?
Spaceka blyat
Quick, deploy the Space Force!
"intergalactic" LOL!
Damn, never thought the MCU would be so brash to make Putin the next Guardians of the Galaxy villain.
Wow. I guess they did win the Space Race after all.
Seriously. Maybe teh p00ts is attacking the aliens over in Andromeda? Maybe he's not a villain after all?