58 ABC news just loses it (media.scored.co) posted 86 days ago by ArtemisFoul 86 days ago by ArtemisFoul +59 / -1 34 comments share 34 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Well, you see, in 900AD, Ivan the terrible claimed all of Andromeda...
"But what does Ivan the Terrible have to do with the Earth today?"
"Is this a serious interview or not? I'll get to that eventually, but first let me continue to when Katherine the Great ceded the moon to the Poles."