For like twenty to thirty years at most, though. Andrea Dworkin got a lot of shit done too, in the less-than-60 years her dangerously bloated body was able to sustain itself. Circa 2040 when a bunch of these massively obese female celebs have dropped dead I suppose lefty social media will be full of people pretending they have no idea why.
I imagine it would have to have pretty quick turnover. The level of physical activity is going to eventually disqualify them either because they lose the weight or they dig a 6 foot hole.
According to Netflix, those women are descendants of "phayrows n sheeit" and everyone can agree that ancient Egyptian royalty did not build their own pyramids .
Players: 'remember when we would occasionally be caught cheating on our partners with the cheerleaders....I think we'll have NO problems staying loyal at our jobs...'
I'm almost impressed, but in the same way that people were impressed with 1 guy 1 jar. Horrifying that the world got this far, and appaled that we're going to be on the invoice for medical bills.
Look, I'm all for bringing Blood Bowl into reality, but this is the part of it I want the least! Bull Centaurs, Ogres, Greenskins, etc. on the field beating the other team to a pulp? Sure! Black Orc cheerleaders? not so much.
Twitter obviously allows for anonymity if you want but I bet half the people making fun are black men, ironically enough given certain stereotypes. At least that’s how it always is on Facebook when a post about Lizzo comes across my feed. On the one of her at the Met Gala it was thousands of women of all races going “YAAAASSSS SLAY KWEEN” and an equal number of black men going “of course she holdin French fries!”
They brought back carnival freak shows.
Fat black women are truly America's future: https://twitter.com/JebraFaushay/status/1656107323503386624
She was 80% right.
For like twenty to thirty years at most, though. Andrea Dworkin got a lot of shit done too, in the less-than-60 years her dangerously bloated body was able to sustain itself. Circa 2040 when a bunch of these massively obese female celebs have dropped dead I suppose lefty social media will be full of people pretending they have no idea why.
"Try new NFL, now with double the permanent joint damage per game"
Those ladies' knees were probably doomed already I guess.
You can almost hear the gasping and panting, almost smell the titty sweat, almost feel the ground trembling.
Is anyone else reminded of Ralph Kramden's dancing on "The Honeymooners"?
I was going to stop at "that poor grass that some man worked hard to manicure" but you made it much more visceral.
Fat cheerleaders?
Only the fattest and blackest up in this shiz.
I'd hate to see their pyramid.
I didn’t even think of that. Wow.
I imagine it would have to have pretty quick turnover. The level of physical activity is going to eventually disqualify them either because they lose the weight or they dig a 6 foot hole.
I think I just got scoliosis from picturing that.
According to Netflix, those women are descendants of "phayrows n sheeit" and everyone can agree that ancient Egyptian royalty did not build their own pyramids .
They're college dancers not cheerleaders. Surprised they can dance that long given their physical shape.
Imagine the amount if shit they have to stuff into their mouth to stay that fat while actually practicing for this abomination.
CheeseEaters.
I guess they got tired of the sexual harassment lawsuits and made sure that's never going to happen again.
Players: 'remember when we would occasionally be caught cheating on our partners with the cheerleaders....I think we'll have NO problems staying loyal at our jobs...'
Moments later: https://makeagif.com/i/Ai8x9Z
With no context, I'm guessing HBCU football game. This was probably normal for that 10 years ago.
"muh PCOS" is all up in the comments lol
I'm almost impressed, but in the same way that people were impressed with 1 guy 1 jar. Horrifying that the world got this far, and appaled that we're going to be on the invoice for medical bills.
America needs a Rudolf II.
Is this the defensive line warm up?
Can't score if you're constantly throwing up or rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. That's just smart!
Look, I'm all for bringing Blood Bowl into reality, but this is the part of it I want the least! Bull Centaurs, Ogres, Greenskins, etc. on the field beating the other team to a pulp? Sure! Black Orc cheerleaders? not so much.
How the hell do you stay that fat while being dancers? I guess they don't practice much, judging by how bad it is.
Twitter obviously allows for anonymity if you want but I bet half the people making fun are black men, ironically enough given certain stereotypes. At least that’s how it always is on Facebook when a post about Lizzo comes across my feed. On the one of her at the Met Gala it was thousands of women of all races going “YAAAASSSS SLAY KWEEN” and an equal number of black men going “of course she holdin French fries!”