Florida man saves humanity
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Now say it about islam.
now say it about Talmud
Some mohameds did some underage aishas?
Florida Man claims to have cut the heads off of six hundred infidels in just one day!
Florida Man defeats the bankers.
Florida man rapes 9 year old child bride.
Speaking as a born-again Christian:
You know what, that's funny. I'm serious, bring me more!
florida man is the truest american.
'Florida man builds giant boat to make into an Zoo, claims there's going to be a flood'
I'm trying to think of what WOULDN'T work as a Florida man Bible story! Maybe this is evidence that the Christian holy land shouldn't be Jerusalem or Vatican but Florida.
Florida man's wife turned into pillar of salt after seeing Orlando destroyed by orbital laser cannon
Isn't that basically Mormonism?
That's Missouri.
Actually the church has been building a city here...
Platt-style?
I've heard of it, but outside of religiously-homogenous inhabitants I think it would be too close quarters to work. Doesn't mean they won't try.
They built a city out of a swamp and a desert already. It will be interesting to see.
They were gunning for Vermont at one point, too: https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2017/jan/31/building-zion-controversial-plan-mormon-inspired-city-vermont
I can't say I'm impressed.
😆Haha
Florida man loses all strength after wife cuts hair
Sacrilege.
Florida Man bludegons captors with the severed mandible of a small equine.
This is glorious and so true. I can't believe I never heard of this before now.
Out of curiosity where does Florida Man come from?
Apparently Florida's freedom of information laws make it easier for journalists to access arrest information than in other states.
...which has led to a number of weird/funny stories that begin with "florida man".
I'll have to remember that last one....for joking purposes. Of course.