Florida man saves humanity
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'Florida man builds giant boat to make into an Zoo, claims there's going to be a flood'
I'm trying to think of what WOULDN'T work as a Florida man Bible story! Maybe this is evidence that the Christian holy land shouldn't be Jerusalem or Vatican but Florida.
Florida man's wife turned into pillar of salt after seeing Orlando destroyed by orbital laser cannon
Isn't that basically Mormonism?
That's Missouri.
Actually the church has been building a city here...
Platt-style?
I've heard of it, but outside of religiously-homogenous inhabitants I think it would be too close quarters to work. Doesn't mean they won't try.