histrionic: exaggerated dramatic behavior designed to attract attention
Typically regarding emotions in acting, but this style is acting so it fits. And it has such a negative connotation even if it's not the best description it'll still piss them off to be called histrionic.
Instead of the texts that a man would make, in a single post that's a mile long. Fuck women style texting. It's bullshit, because you aren't important enough and it happens because they're doing something else, and don't have time for more than one sentence per send. You aren't important enough for replies that aren't monosyllabic. She has to get back to watching the Kardashians. It became a habit. Mobile phones were a mistake, just like the internet, which was a tool made by DARPA to spy on everyone.
“I fucking love soyience” style
Like, that is really hurtful and such as? Typical mansplainer.
Retarded
Faggotry.
Not sure it has a name, but I'd call it "TIL & realized something amazing AF".
My brother in Christ, you logged in to the platform that’s designed for this ridiculous type of speech
Tardwunder
Faggot case
Tweeting.
Cringe style
Yes it's called being a bot.
It's drugtyping
histrionic: exaggerated dramatic behavior designed to attract attention
Typically regarding emotions in acting, but this style is acting so it fits. And it has such a negative connotation even if it's not the best description it'll still piss them off to be called histrionic.
"Dude, look at my hands" stoner-speak?
When the teenager realizes the words in the text book actually says things.
all I have to do is type in this keyboard and I immediately sound like an absolute retard??? INSANE
I would call it broposting
Stream of consciousness?
Have you never seen a woman's text messages?
They type one sentence.
at a time.
like...they have stuff to do.
So they do this.
Instead of the texts that a man would make, in a single post that's a mile long. Fuck women style texting. It's bullshit, because you aren't important enough and it happens because they're doing something else, and don't have time for more than one sentence per send. You aren't important enough for replies that aren't monosyllabic. She has to get back to watching the Kardashians. It became a habit. Mobile phones were a mistake, just like the internet, which was a tool made by DARPA to spy on everyone.
Ebonics or aave if you want be pc