Literally all top comments are like that lol
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I shed a tear when buzzed elf cried out "WAKANDA FOREVER!"
When Galadriel rode in front of the armies of Numenor and shouted "Gentlemen, ITS MORBIN TIME!" I jumped out of my seat and starting morbing.
It's hard to believe anyone unironically likes Lord of the Roots.
A gripping story of Kunta Kinteriel.
I think it's a nice story.
Your case of soy is ready, sir. Shall I have the bull service your wife again?
Not sure why you hate based literature that literally condemns multicultural intellectual elitism.
Yeah that's not what they're talking about dude. Lord of the Rangz is not the Lord of the Rings you're thinking of.
Lawd dem Rangz!!!
For context, the above is talking about original LotR, not this garbage.
That's what surprised me. I mean, I get people not liking it, but I think we should applaud the actual fandom for trying to defend itself from this woke garbage.
I ain't part of the fandom, I just think they were good movies.
Top quality 👌
the youtube comment thread on the trailer is hilarious.
I would like an official investigation on this:
Which got meme'd on faster, this, Morbius or High Guardian spice?
Morbius will always win simply because the sheer depths and reach it had was significant enough to convince a billion dollar company to rerelease it in theaters a second time, just for it to bomb even harder.
The greatest line in cinema in the last 20 was when Michael Morbius said "Its Morbin' Time" before he morbed everyone.
Are these bots or people who are paid to shill?
It's called trolling.
Thank God.
You never know these days.
I get it now
Reread the depicted comments. They're memeing.
Oh. I get it. Sadly some shills don’t sound that far off.
i hope they meme it into a second season and Amazon wastes another billion dollars, like Sony re-releasing Morbius to the tune of $85,000, which was pathetically hilarious.
I remember getting into an online spat (yeah, I know) with a guy who said he adored Star Trek: Picard.
I pressed him for specifics.
He named generic platitudes, like "the plot is amazing."
He never directly answered my questions.
I've often wondered if all these claims of "I cried!" or "I almost cried" or "I broke down sobbing when.." are actually true. I literally can't imagine that level of emotional investment in Star Wars / Capeshit / Game of Thrones / Lord of the Rings / whatever. (And I am a big fan of LotR and the GRRM books.) You can literally find this exact kind of language, probably posted dozens of time each day, all across Reddit.
My conclusion is that some are shills, BUT.. I actually think many are true. What we're witnessing is the progressive and on-going feminization of society.
It's the raising up of feminine virtues and traits and the demonization of the masculine.
Who says these things? Women and male feminists.
There are a lot of people like this guy now unfortunately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlFeBxSBZUo
Good times create weak men.
hes the patron saint of Consume Product.
I know what you mean. Even if half the people who react that way while consuming entertainment products are faking it or exaggerating (like a Star Wars fan acting like even more of a supernerd to show off his supernerd cred on YouTube) it shows what attitudes and behavior our culture values.
I particularly liked the part where Gandalf finally gets to phone home.
When Rocky says to Rambo "Get to the Chopper" I thought "Yipekayah motherfucker"
Are these comments serious? Is that an actual Russian name, or a fake?
Epor Petouchov - sounds a bit fake to me.
Obviously not.
There's no clone army in LOTR. Also, "your a wizard, Gandalf" is a twist on "You're a wizard, Harry" from Harry Potter.
(Y)egor Petukhov
https://youtu.be/x8UAUAuKNcU
Man, the moment Anakin looked at Jon Snow and told him, “With great power comes dead younglings” — stunningly brave.
"Welcome to Wokelorien, Gandalf the Gay."
Obvious trolls.