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ernsithe 31 points ago +31 / -0

This can't be real.

It doesn't tell him what question to ask.

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Kienan 11 points ago +11 / -0

It is, apparently, real. It is quite weird it doesn't mention what the question is, though.

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BlokeyMcBlokeFace 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm failing at finding a video of the meting, but surely the questions and anything he needed to say would be on a teleprompter somewhere...

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ArtemisFoul 5 points ago +5 / -0

An earpiece. Remember "salute the Marine" or whatever it was?

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0000Titan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Almost certainly has a teleprompter for that (he's supposed to give comments for 2 minutes). This also isn't the first time he's been caught with one of these. They have to put the instructions on cards like this not only because he's senile but because when they put cues on the teleprompter itself he has a tendency to read them aloud.

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user20461 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I found what appears to be the photo of it: https://nitter.net/greg_price11/status/1540086506030768128

And I know you're kidding, but you're the top comment so my comment here will get the most exposure.

Edit: here's where that guy got it from: https://nitter.net/KateHydeNY/status/1540080907444523011

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MagnumRabbits 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm skeptical only because of this one line

YOU take YOUR seat

If real, holy fuck. That's hilarious.

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Kienan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Holy fucking shit.

LOL.

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MagnumRabbits 10 points ago +10 / -0

My reaction as well.

Dude's legit retarded

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AlbertFish 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love how he keeps raising the card just to get it in clear view for the camera. Even his handlers must be absolutely dumbfounded.

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Chairman_Pooh 5 points ago +5 / -0

He wrote his own notes on the back and he was referring to those. He obviously has no idea what he was doing.

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LinkR 3 points ago +3 / -0

A cry for help, if I didn't know better.

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user20461 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the one that caught my attention 😂: https://communities.win/c/TheDonald/p/15IXg36U77/x/c/4OZqP1Qj5BT

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nuggetpatrol 18 points ago +18 / -0

Trump walked carefully down a ramp so he wouldn't slip, and it was national news. He used two hands to steady a water bottle and it was national news. This guy needing a cue card to know what to do, and holding it up with a look in his eyes like "I did the thing on the paper, I don't want to be here anymore" will be swept under the rug. They only have him there because the house of cards would have collapsed on all of them if Biden went down with the quid pro quo Burisma situation, and the pedo thing, and the laptop, and the secret service handling hunter's gun crime. And the rampant inflation, gas prices going out of control, and the many other things I didn't mention. Trump said the Biden family is a crime family, and people didn't know what to say. He's been right about everything. Never let a democrat into the office again.

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truenationalist 15 points ago +15 / -0
  • Don't shit yourself
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APDSmith 10 points ago +10 / -0

Apparently, there's an important principle in the military:

Never give an order that you know will not be followed.

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Unknownsailor 13 points ago +13 / -0

What infuriates me is that the entire Joint Chiefs of Staff have to know that Biden is this far gone, mentally, but won't do anything about it.

As President, Biden has sole authority to initiate the release of nuclear weapons. No one else can until someone else is sworn in. As senior military advisors to the President, the JCS should be screaming bloody fucking murder about the mental state of Biden. That they aren't is an indictment of the entire JCS.

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current_horror 20 points ago +20 / -0

If Biden told them to launch a nuke, they wouldn’t do it.

If they want to launch a nuke, they’ll just do it and say Biden told them to.

They have all the power of the presidency with none of the accountability or election requirements. Why would they change anything?

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APDSmith 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like as not, Biden will say it, if it comes to that.

Because the JCS would have told him to.

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LinkR 7 points ago +7 / -0

What infuriates me is that the entire Joint Chiefs of Staff have to know that Biden is this far gone, mentally, but won't do anything about it.

When the cat's away.... they probably love the freedom this shit gives them to some extent. Not to mention the scapegoat.

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OldBullLee 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Chiefettes are too busy figuring out how to queer the armed services.

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Ohdeerlordman 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 man rule. He can't launch anything by himself without another executives authorization.

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Smith1980 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wow! I guess I can’t say I’m surprised

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FrozeInFear 7 points ago +7 / -0

I guess the doubt I have is "Why/how was this never seen until now?"

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xleb2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Joe held it up and showed it to the press and cameras, he was proud of it.

Tucker did a segement on it today.

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FrozeInFear 9 points ago +9 / -0

The supposed leader of the United States needs an instruction sheet for a basic press appearance.
God help us.

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GiveThemNothing 6 points ago +6 / -0

The man is just demented/senile. At this point this is elderly abuse.

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DefinitelyNotIGN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honestly, that isn't that bad. I thought it'd be way more in-detail than that at this point.

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Kaarous 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's not in detail because he's so far gone they have to keep it at a third grade level.

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ZeroPercentCamoIndex 3 points ago +3 / -0

It also means the side facing him is blank and he has no reason to be turning it this way. Yet he did anyway due to dementia brain.

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RaisingPhoenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unless its double sided to prevent such an event from happening

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pertivi 4 points ago +4 / -0

In case you think that the biggest money printing operation in history will let nobodies chose the head strawman.

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Tourgen 4 points ago +4 / -0

If this is real, it is a crime that BIden is still president.

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rantanon9145 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bet that this is going rounds in foreign government chat rooms right now, with the chinese collectively pissing themselves

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user20461 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

They helped put him in office, but even they couldn't have imagined just how shot his mind was.

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Kirko 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not even from the U.S.A and I'm embarrassed, fucking hell.

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logical_obesity6969 -2 points ago +3 / -5

Without the unzoomed photograph, or one that can plausibly put this one in context, I'm calling this fake news.

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Jack 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's real my dude. Always dyor before calling something fake news all willy-nilly.