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Ahaus667 38 points ago +38 / -0

Imagine your life being dependent on a woman being rational, poor seal.

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TerpenoidTester 26 points ago +26 / -0

So close to "y'all can't behave"

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DomitiusOfMassilia 7 points ago +8 / -1

In all but name.

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WhitePhoenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the white feminazi version of it.

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Daucus9 17 points ago +18 / -1

Ehhhh I'd be mildly panicking too being surrounded by orcas with their dinner on my boat. Orcas don't target humans in the wild but they are major problem solvers, and I'd be concerned about them hitting the boat to get to the seal. Amazing animals.

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Adamrises 4 points ago +4 / -0

Having not seen the video, I think there is a time limit on how long you can get away with "panic while screaming." I get the feeling this woman crossed it, and kept not doing anything but crying.

I think most of us would need a moment to compose ourselves with such a crazy situation, but after 30seconds to a minute most people would have taken a deep breath and acted.

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Daucus9 4 points ago +4 / -0

You should watch the video because she's not screaming or crying at all.

She laughs at the ridiculousness of a seal on her boat and then she realizes she's surrounded by orcas, whispers a few "oh my god"s and then mutters "I don't know what to do" a couple times. The orcas keep surfacing right next to her boat. Even if the seal weren't there it would be pretty incredible to witness, but she's not hysterical or anything.

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Adamrises 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fair enough. That's one of the issues of a screenshot instead of an archive link, I'd have to take a chunk of effort to track down the thread to see the video.

In that case, yeah I think that's a normal and understandable reaction. Back when I was younger I panicked similarly when a school of fish started bouncing off my boat, so I can't imagine orcas make the situation less troubling.

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Adamrises 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah I take back what I said, that's a solid situation to be confused in. Between them surrounding the boat, and physically stopping to stare at their prey on the boat, just taking off is clearly a huge risk but its equally likely for them to attacking.

Though who has a boat with no siding/railing on it. That's just asking for all sorts of really bad situations to happen.

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ailurus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, if I was on that boat it would be "club seal, push clubbed seal into water, GTFO"

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GhostBond 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's Misogony 2.

Misogyny 1: Treating a woman differently than a man, when it's a disadvantage.
Misogyn: 2: Treating a woman the same as a man, when it's a disadvantage.

What she's doing makes sense - she's on some weird flat boat with no side rails - a sea lion has climbed onto her boat and they do have teeth and sometimes bite people - there's several killer whales circling the boat and looking madly at the boat - and I suspect from the strange boat, her tone, and that she's recording, that she works for some agency that probably has a strict rule against interfering with wildlife or something - and she legit doesn't know what to do just like anyone in her situation wouldn't.

Most of the deleted comments treat her like a guy - disliking her because of her autistic-like voice and being upset with her for not being immediately all knowing of what to do and confident.

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Steampunk_Moustache 12 points ago +12 / -0

What do I do?

YOU DRIVE THE BOAT AWAY WITH YOUR BRAND NEW SEAL BUDDY AND SAVE HIS LIFE, DUMBASS

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TentElephant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or, appropriate some native culture and club it.

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yamez 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't know Newfies were natives....

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ernsithe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Toss a towel over it and play dumb.

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BandageBandolier 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dunno where in the world this is, but generally you're not supposed to turn the propeller on with a protected species that close to the boat. I think most places would consider orcas more vulnerable than sea lions so would expect her to try to shoo the sea lion off the boat before trying to move if it became a problem.

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Steampunk_Moustache 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol you couldn't pay me to shoo that poor fucker to his doom.

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-iPushFatKids- 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea seriously. Just chill the fuck out for a minute when the orcas get distant dip out and drop your buddy off somewhere safe

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yvaN_ehT_nioJ 12 points ago +12 / -0

The fuck even is "misogyny" anyway? It's a word as meaningless as "problematic."

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Tourgen 9 points ago +9 / -0

disagreeing with women, your masters. Lower your eyes in the presence of your masters and learn to say Yes.

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

or trannnies. which is what the nigga in the op is whining about.

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realerfunction 11 points ago +11 / -0

MUH SAWJUNY

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NoEyesNoGroin 2 points ago +2 / -0

MUH SOGGY KNEES

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NoEyesNoGroin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Found the video but couldn't watch it to the end. Fuck these people if they threw it back in.

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

since 'we' cant

all mods are garbage. fuck reddit fags

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +2 / -1

I was gonna say throw it back. I don't hate seals, but I'm not going to fight an orca for one.