"They" don't want us "Straight, White Males" to have strong, moral heroes to identify with.
I was born the same year Masters of the Universe (MotU) debuted as a cartoon. Still my earlier memories were watching this and yes my favorite action figures were He-Man and Skeletor and Good vs Evil. Despite having a sword and being the most powerful man in the universe He-Man didnt kill. He used his wits on top of godly strength. At the end of every episode, even in the 2002 version, there was morality lesson based on that episode. For someone who grew up in a broken home without a strong male role model He-Man was it for me.
What they have done to this is plain cultural marxism. Out with the olds. They are being sacrificed at the Altar of Wokeism and rebranded for the New Agenda Driven World Order
Spoilers
Episode 1 starts with Teela being promoted as the new "Man at Arms" 🙄 we see what we think as He-Man leading two prisoners to Greyskull. Turns out to be a ruse and Skeletor, Evil-lyn and Faker ambush Sorceress. How is sorceress this dumb? Shes suppose to be the most magical being in Eternia and she can't see through a cloaking spell? Really? Adam shows up back at the party and is immediately emmasculated by Teela. Teela looks like shes been hitting the protein by the way not the feminine warrior she was in 02 or the original. They are told of the attack and she calls the masters into action. Adam transformers and it was the gayest fucking thing in the world. Sailor Moon- Final Fantasy X2- etc pick your shitty girl power transformation and there you have it. The masters counter attack Greyskull and are losing until He-Man shows up ans kicks ass. Btw as for the masters we see Clamp Champ the black guy and Fisto guess why they were picked and not Buzz-off, Ram-Man, Mechanek or Stratos? So HeMan makes it into the basement of GreySkull fights with Skeletor but skeletor sets off a magical nuke and HeMan sacrifices himself by taking the blast into the sword of power. Here Teela sees Adam was He-Man. Her and Man at Arms break the news to King Randor and Queen Marlena but instead of being a stoic heroine like Teela is suppose to be she throws the ultimate "But Me Me Me" bitch fit and quits while chastizing he king and queen and her dad who was just fired and Banished. Fucking Puke
Episode 2-4
Teela now looking even more buff and with a typical feminazi haircut has teamed up with Diversity hire life partner tech girl and they are mercs. They are sent to Snake Mountain to retrieve a chalice of Skeletors. Skeletors Tech guy Tri-Klops is leading them as Tech is more reliant now that magic is fading in the world. LGBTeela remarks many times how she hates magic yet when they return the chalice its none other than Evil-lyn who set them on the quest. Evil-lyn turns out is working with Sorceress to Return magic to the world. Cringer and Forced Diversity Hire GF talk LGBTeela into going with Evil-lyn even though LGBTeela says she hates magic but yeah lets trust the most evil magic bitch in the world FUCK YOU KEVIN SMITH
So off they go but first they need allies. LGBTeela goes to see Man at Arms who is taking care of a sick and dying Orko. Man at Arms cant go on the quest cause we cant have a strong male older guy schooling these idiot wahmen so he sends Roboto in his place. Orko, like a sick kid at Make a Wish, asks to go one more time. So they all set out on a boat to the underworld to get the firsf half of the Sword of Power. So Girl Power Squad sails off and we get a flashback to He-Man and Teela defeating Skeletor an Merman. He-Man makes a joke like he always does when defeating Skeketor only for Diversity Hire GF to stop the flashback and make fun of He-Man for making a pun yet later she makes a "No Glove, No Love" joke and thats suppose to be ok. Just so we are clear here. Clean family friendly humor NO GOOD but Lezbo making a sex joke WHEEZE HAR HAR HAR look at that empowered wahmen. FFS KILL THIS SHIT NOW. Mer-Man, who must have swallowed some Ricola lozenges cause his voice isnt underwatery or fish like, must have read my mind and attacks and out of nowehere Man at Arms comes in on a fucking seadoo jetski to save the day. So much for strong female wahmen not needing help. Im surprised he didnt jumo a shark on his way in.
They make it to the underworld and man at arms has outlived his usefulness so rides away and leaves them LOL FUCK YOU SMITH. When they enter the underworld they are all split up and must face their fears. Roboto, Beastman and Forced Diversity GF fight zombies, Evil-Lyn and Orko in another area and LGBTeela fights Scare-Glow. During this fight LGBTeela must face her fear which not surprising her fear is "how strong and powerful she really is" GTFO She wins they get the sword and before they can pass through Scare-Glow attacks again. Orko steps up and sacrifices himself so the others can escape. Yes they killed Orko. FUCKING DICKS. Thats like seeing a Make A Wish kid get hit by a bus on his way to DisneyLand
They pass through and are in PreTernia where all other Protectors on Eternia go when they die. They all are in their Powered up form except Adam who they call Flea Man. They make a grave for Orko and LGBTeela still is mad that Adam never told her he was He-Man. Thats right Orko just died, you see Adam again and LGBTeela still wants to be a raging cunt.Can they emmasculate my boy anymore? Of course they can cause theyre faggots. Oh and King GreySkull is Black cause the first protector of Eternia has to be in 2021. FUCK YOU SMITH. Roboto forges the news Sword of Power and dies making it. Adam offers to go back at the cost that if he dies again he can no longer come back to heaven. Remember that
Episode 5
They make it back to Castle Greyskull which btw was an illusin hiding a rainbow colored castle instead cause we gotta hit that Pride Shit Yo. Adam is about the become He-Man again and restore magic to the world when Skeletor emerges from Evil-Lyns staff and stabs him in the back. Yep no redemption for Lyn like we didnt see that coming what gave it away? Maybe Good-lyn doesnt sound right. Adam dies again so theyve killed him twice and Skeletor becomes SkeleGod
And thats it 5 episodes of the gayest shit in the fucking world and the ruination of my childhood hero. FUCK YOU SMITH
They don't want anybody to have strong moral heroes ... but they don't want the hated straight white cis male to have anything to look forward to except working day in, day out to provide reparations.
That's the future these activists wish to see.
The activists want to be the role models. They want to teach people that they're "all in this together," yet worthless as individuals. That the only kind of immoral sex is the kind that leads to having babies because of overpopulation. That God doesn't exist, and they don't need God anyway because the government should take care of them.
Holy fucking shit...this isn’t satire is it
Which bit? My bit, the bit above?
My bit isn't satire, though we're not there yet. The issue is that the people pushing the ideology we're at now don't have any limiting factor - nothing to stop them pushing through this into whatever the hell comes next. Morals are arbitrary imposed limitations to people deep into this ideology, and they've devoted their lives to knocking down limitations.
Lmao neither is yours
These activists? You mean like BLM (led by women), feminists and the ACLU types (led by women, again.)
Just say women. For fuck sake, if you can't even name your enemy, what hope do you have of protecting your human rights ftom them?
Seems like everyone is too scared of pissing off the "good women" to call a spade a spade. If mere words about the kind of people that share characteristics with them is enough to make them change sides, do they even truly believe in our human rights or do they just want to be in their bullshit tradcon fantasy world?
If I meant "women", I would say that.
Not all women are feminists. Not all feminists are women. I realise that's maybe a bit fine a detail for that broad, broad brush you're carrying, but it appears to be the reality of the situation.
My broad brush has never steered me wrong.
Yes, some feminists are men who got blackmailed or are controlled by women in their lives, or were raised to believe this utter crap by their awful mothers, or have to go with it to have a career.
What's your point? Like I said, if we can't say that nearly all of these activist groups are led by women out of fear of angering the women who are on our side, are they really on our side or are they just on the right wing tradwife fantasy?
Actually pretty well, he voted to draft women and it actually got passed in the end. Kind of makes up for the treachery before.
We would have lost anyway.
(Kavanaugh, Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch) - for.
(ACB, Kagan, Roberts, Sotomayor, Breyer) - against.
Into non-combat roles. Woop dee fucking do. Big win for you though apparently. 🙄
There's no stipulation that they go into non - combat roles.
It's not a cuck mentality, it's because it would make a terrible plot. The Joker dying would mean he can't be used again.
These ideas are simply to explain away the constant reappearance of the same villains.
You mean like in Dragon Ball? Where every defeated villain becomes a weaker hero?
The Shredder is actually killed in the very first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic. But the TV show (patterned in the traditional American "no killing" style) turned him into the iconic villain of the franchise ...
Still same outcome.
Somewhat related to this topic, but I was thinking about this earlier
Despite women's constant complaining and whining about how hard their lives are, men have it much harder. They are the ones in the sewers and jumping into whirlpools, working on oil rigs or in mines. How many women take deadly, filthy jobs? Men have no other option. Many times it's take those jobs or starve.
Despite the crowing about how hard women's lives are they always have other options. If some man won't rescue them the state will.
In the past men didn't just work for money or status- they worked to help and care for those weaker than them and they worked to protect women. Now those weaker and women (often one and the same) have attacked men and blamed them for everything. They have been run out of jobs and taken pay cuts while often taking on more work. If they don't have more than one job they are doing the work of the women that do less than their share.
So they are opting out. Women wanted things equal. You got it and good luck.
Predictably things are falling apart. In a more macro- sense, the above paragraphs apply to families, relationships, the economy, etc. You wanted things equal, men are no longer killing themselves for a group that hates them and we are seeing women failing and growing miserable. SSRIs, alcohol and other drugs are being used at skyrocketing rates for women. Women are learning not only are they having trouble doing the jobs they are hired for but they have trouble maintaining relationships or finding anyone to give a fuck about them beyond that hole between their legs. Rather than putting in the work they are bouncing from job to job and relationship to relationship until that sweet sweet honeymoon period ends and then it's on to the next.
This He Man series will fail the way every woke and female led franchise has. Unlike women men have the perseverance to make it through tough times while women have shown they don't. Right now it's a game of chicken; who is going to break first and beg for it to end. Maybe we can go back to the way things were. right? Please??
Nope. The cat is out of the bag now and men aren't going to want to go back to a lifetime of drudge work while women do nothing but watch tv and talk on the phone all day. Shit sucks now but it's only going to get worse for women.
Reading this makes me feel a lot better, even if I think they will start lashing out hard if their situation does decline, likely targeting young boys to try and break us into giving in.
They already are. What do you think they are teaching young boys in school?
Don't worry, it's only going to make them tougher, not like the weak faggot soys a generation older that wanted this shit to happen.
My theory is men are either at rock bottom or close to it and women have a ways to go. Check out all the articles about women hating their lives, working 40+ hours a week and regretting not having a family or a husband. It's going to get much much worse for them. This has happened in history before and there is always a huge swing in the other direction.
I know of several examples in my own life of once young women that lived the life and did whatever they wanted now getting existential and wondering WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW? It's hilarious watching it all crumble.
You're underestimating how many men are willing to bury the hatchet and go back to tradwife BS.
I don't trust any self-reporting. Women are the kind of people who would claim to be suicidal just to get a minuscule extra benefit.
I agree, it's not going to be that easy but the option to never get married and never spend a lifetime of work on a lazy woman is common. Before the average man never would have considered it. Now every man thinks about it before he gets serious. Women's lazy, narcissistic ways have gone public and men are more aware of them.
There will always be simps but now there is a huge number of the population that have woken up. Lazy women always cried about how hard it is to be a wife completely oblivious to what a shit deal men get.
That's like when I go into a job interview and tell them my greatest weakness is that sometimes I work too hard.
If you want to get back at Kevin Smith, unsubscribe from Netflix and tell them the reason is because of your disgust for He-Man.
Something not being discussed -- probably because many don't know -- is that many of these streaming deals have performance clauses similar to theatricals where the producers get bonuses for certain performance metrics like viewership or adding new subscriptions around the time the show launches. This would give Kevin Smith incentive for his lying and continual lying, hoping to convince people on the fence to go watch the show.
Part 2 hasn't been released yet, and may not even be in production. It's entirely possible Part 2 funding is based on performance of Part 1. It's possible some other deals he wants with Netflix is contingent on performance of this Part 1 He-Man show.
If you want to get back at these people, the only way to do so is to unsubscribe from Netflix.
If anyone is just now figuring this out, they're fucking retarded.
Maybe it's just me but I don't give a shit about identifying with someone on a show or game and just want something entertaining that's not pozzed to hell
That's fine brother but some of us Autist really identify with characters from our childhood and stories we grew up with. It helps give us identity and purpose. Much like how King Arthur has always represented Britain or Robin Hood or many other characters they not only have a personal but can also have a national identity for people and watching those be destroyed shows what they think of us
My kids were too old for this series before it was created. I enjoyed reading your analysis!
Nobody listened to me in 1990, this would be a different world. So how many million are we going to have there when Kyle's verdict is announced?
Thanks man! Glad you enjoyed my write up
I think that's a common attitude from grown men. I think it completely misses the point though. These stories aren't for men they're for boys. These heroes like Luke Skywalker, He-Man, Spider-Man and others are no different than the heroes from antiquity like Hercules, Achilles and Ulysses.
Their purpose is to set the bar. To give boys something nearly unattainable to strive towards. This keeps them constantly improving and getting better. When our heroes are middling, weak failures then what to boys have to strive for?
Would the Wright brothers have bothered with the airplane if not for Icarus? Would we know Alexander without Achilles?
The men bemoaning the subverting of their heroes aren't upset about it as men, it's the ghost of the boy they once were that mourns the degradation of these heroes. Imagine Alexander's response if Homer did to the heroes of the Iliad the things we see happening to our heroes.
Petulant, resentful, envious children run western societies. We fucked up. We let them vote. We all go off the cliff on this train together now. There is nothing anyone can do to stop it.
There are multiple things you can do to stop it. Stop giving the globalhomo beast your money, your tax dollars, and your labor.
I never watched He Man at all prior but I saw an image where someone digitally removed her hair and pointed out that she is literally, a dude with long hair.
I've said this over and over. They are retconning everything that men and boys ever loved and looked up to, and turning it into one giant stinking slime vagina. Look what they did to Star Wars? You think they didn't destroy it on purpose? They do it on purpose. They know nothing but hatred and jealousy of anything with a penis and testosterone.
You bastards!
Not only did they kill him, they made him effectively die a slow and painful death as his magic drained away until he withered away, like someone with a disease. Then in one of the panels, he started bragging and laughing about "Oh, I made you love him, and then I killed him! It was hilarious!"
I really dont understand why he thought this was somehow going to make him look good to people. And now he is just resorting to try and gaslight people into being like "Well, if you were a TRUE fan, you would like and understand what I made." I think he underestimates how many people will just say "Fine, then I guess I am not a fan anymore."
This isn't even my fandom, but this is repulsive behaviour on Smith's part. It takes dedication to eke out that last bit of being a piece of shit.
Real human beings exhibit some kind of misery upon the loss of a loved one, and you'd expect some kind of tearful reunion upon seeing them again. But Anger? Constantly? For years? Who are these people?
Here is the thing: the old He-Man still exists! Do not give it away to the Marxists. Remember the virtues in mind from the show, watch them again. Even better: Raise a family with the old shows in mind! In this age, you can buy/pirate the old versions and burn them to discs or flash drives. Let Pedowood have what charade they can make to perverse what was enjoyed. They only ruin the future. They can never take away the past.
Have the olds but they take away the past all the time. "He who controls the past controls the future and he who controls the present controls the past" as they are fond of saying
"Silent Bob" should have stayed silent.
OK, so where is Battle-Cat in all of this? Or whatever the green tiger's name was. Probably cut his nuts off and stuck him in a zoo, did they?
And to this day I don’t understand their mindset. They care more about tearing our stuff down. You would think they would just write their own stuff.
That would indicate they have the talent to do so. They don't which is why they ruin our stuff
Remember, evil cannot create only corrupt
I say this is only fitting how She-Man followed He-Ra, and also everyone should had know this is coming.
I’ve been watching lots of Little House and Waltons lately. So refreshing to see a positive portrayal of a family.
Oh, yeah, I remember Emergency!, Also Quincy, ME. My folks didn't censor much except for Soap.