I’m Jealous of U/TheImpossible1
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I'm still waiting for TheImpossible2 to pop-up eventually.
<.< 0.0
inb4 TheImpossible(n+1)
That just looks wrong.
Acquire a collection of extra large/long cucumbers to troll them with.
Did he mean the cats or the women?
Now that you ask, both. But the cats have a pretty spectacular response to them and they won't poison your food.
Do it.
Eh; the nice thing about integers is there's so many of them to choose from.
Imagine if the troll is a self-hating woman who has a crush on him.
Every modern feminist has a crush on TheImpossible1?
...I can see why he has his views, then. Poor guy.
Oof. Yeah, that's almost as bad as being attractive to male feminists...
What about the lesbians?
Exactly. I'm no expert either but there are many feminists who are lesbians I think. Still funny to think of them crushing on TI1 however.
I sort of don't believe in lesbians. Every woman who claims to be one that I know has kids and is divorced from a man. So I think they can crush.
I think it's weird that Mr. Impossible is the one with the most offensive opinions to someone enough to cause them to be an angry imposter. Doesn't come off to me as a joking troll, but someone truly angry.
Sure, his opinions are very clear and can be quite direct, some/many could argue they are unhealthy, but I'm not so sure he's wrong in that it's gotta be some raging feminist imposter. Who else would care enough that someone on the internet hates women?
Implying he didn't just set it up himself.
The troll account often uses a feminist framework. The real Impossible is physically unable to write so many good things about women.
lol I agree. I don't agree with him usually, but at least he is consistent and intellectually honest about himself.
He doesn't try and bait and switch or lies to get you in.
He man woman haters club! Lol
I've seen firsthand the depths people will go to in order to manufacture their own infamy, so you'll understand if I don't believe that.
Before hovering over it, I imagined that link went to all that evidence of Sarkeesian feeding 4chan trolls to drum up hate.
I admit it's a regional story. I wouldn't expect anyone outside the midwest to know about it.
While I can see how you might feel the upvotes are beyond you, that's probably because you're merely a poor imitation of the one true Imp.
I had a thread created for me by a stormcuck. I have yet to get a troll account on my honor.
hahahahaha
You sound mad that SJWs were more successful than stormcucks and stormfags in spreading idpol.
SJWs, like you, suck at memes.
Says the guy who shares long winded memes with walls of text with no basis in reality.
I've had several troll accounts on Reddit. Does that count?
A lot of the imposter's comments remind me of the kind of heated, meaningless arguments I used to get into on gameFAQs back when I was like 14. I think they might just be a troll, as in the old fashioned kind of troll who just wants to get a rise out of people. I don't think they have anything genuine to say, they're just here to get their kicks riling people up.
to become a meme is the ultimate power
it's simply because he's so impossib-oooooo...
Well when he spreads the schizo misogyny on as thick as he does of course he'll be targeted by trolls.
Ok. I've had my fun and I'm about done. I'm sure you slaves don't want to read this, but I've gotta drop some truth on you all on my way out. Here's something that I told TheIncel1 earlier and he pretends not to have read it, which is hilarious.
Here it is, in summary:
Some of you folks are cool, most are not and are as described above. You'll all likely prove me correct by shrieking, calling me names, reporting me to your corporate slave masters or by downvoting this comment (which is just soft-censorship from people who claim to be champions of personal freedom including freedom of speech). So be it.
You all know I'm right, even if you are too cowardly to admit it. Most of you are just like TI1: you are sheep who have been tricked into thinking that you are wolves.
Have fun, working for free. After all, who is profiting from these sites? Answer: not you. What positive things could you be doing if you weren't using cancerous social media?
I admit, I've wasted some time here for a laugh, but I've got to stop so that I don't become another internet slave.
Good luck.
TL;DR.
Short version: "cope"
That's too long? Wow. Are you retarded? If so, that's okay and you have my sympathy.
If not, I assume this is the same cope as TI1. Just say you didn't read it, while we all know that you did and just can't think of a reply. Lame.
The fact that you are putting so much effort into this shows that you are actually infuriated by some random guy on the internet rather than just being a troll/novelty account, and that is pretty pathetic.
Whatever you have to tell yourself to avoid addressing my points, slave.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
No, this is Patrick.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQLfgaUoQCw
Patrick?
You know, you can stop being a faggot any time. You have the power. ̶I̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶i̶e̶v̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶.̶
Another one, proving my point. Thanks!
You dumb motherfucker. You come here to "troll" one specific user and then lump us all together. If you've been around here for a while you'd see Impossible gets push back all the time but you are too stupid and/or lazy to see that. But go ahead, call us all incels and say "cope."
This place isn't quite the echo chamber you think it is. There is a huge range of opinions and beliefs here. But again, you are too stupid and lazy to see that. You aren't going to change anyone's mind by acting like the faggot you are. You are wasting your time all for naught.
And before you get hard and say some stupid shit like "BuT YoU sTiLl rePlieD tO Me lololololol" this took me less than a minute to type and you are still a faggot.
Yup, another one who just can't bring themselves to say, "you are correct".
I am criticizing the culture of this site and sites like it. Like how you are slaves to imaginary internet points as well as the opinions of others, both online and IRL. You participate in that, so you get "lumped in".
I also said "most", but you read "all" in order to justify getting butthurt about me calling you out for being a slave and a fool. You know I'm correct. It burns, so you lash out with childish insults and impotent rage. Predictable.
But I can see by the way you type and the words that you use, that you are not one much for nuance or introspection. You are simple. Which is why you are a slave.
Oh shit big words, you must be smart and therefore correct.
That's racist.
Another one, proving my points.
Wanna address ANY of my points or are you just here to vent?
I know I shouldn't reply to you anymore but I'm waiting for my oven to heat. So I will address a point you tried to make.
Look at my user name. I made it by smashing my hands down on the keyboard. It has no attachment to any other online account I have. For multiple reasons I never re-use a user name from one site to another. If I were a slave to imaginary internet points why would I do this? Surely I would want to be recognizable across multiple sites.
Go ahead and reply pre-supposing you are correct and I never read your post and I am too stupid to understand what you are saying and I'm a slave. While you are at it go ahead and fire up more alt accounts you have had parked here since this place's creation. And go ahead and say "What alt accounts? You don't have any proof! You are just making things up."
And on that note that's how I know you followed us from reddit. This place is tiny. You don't just stumble in here. And just like the idiots who tried to "make a point" or "win" on the KIA2 subreddit you are just wasting your time. You will accomplish nothing.
I will never understand people like you.
I'm just here to point out that, per your own standards of the way you type and the words you use, that you are a racist for using the horribly racist S-word and therefore should be called out as a racist for using such a bigoted term.
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Amusing. I'm smiling seeing all this conflict, pretty entertaining, good job!
Thanks!
You forgot to tip your fedora, gentlesir.
Which you'll interpret anything anyone says to you as. You've just been kind of annoying. Someone thinks they're reading an Imp post but then it gets a little incoherent and outrageous and then they check the name and say "god dammit" and move on. Big fucking W, for sure.
Here's a truth for you: some places do actually have decently intelligent communities. The reason why dissent is expunged from them isn't because of reddit style censorship and circlejerking, it's because any time one of them comes in they get torn apart, demotivated and then they leave.
Which is exactly what's happening now, btw. You tried to "prove" something, realized your "message" was banal and inapplicable, and are attempting to act like you accomplished something by being belligerent. And it's particularly funny because that indicates that you did care about people's perceptions of you and the idea you were attempting to represent, the same thing you're accusing us of.
Bye, I guess. I thought you were just imitating Imp because he's kind of outrageous and you thought it would be funny. This is just dumb
Well, congratz either way. I'll drink a beer in your name. I was going to drink it anyway :)) but now I'll drink it for your health and your new found friend.
I wonder if it's a she.
More probably a "noticer".
I'm a walking stereotype of my people. I have enough booze in the house for a full wedding. I'm also drinking in your honor as TheImpossible1 personal troll. I can only assume you know him in person and want to mess with him.
How is he in real life? Other then being black-pilled by feminists he seems a decent guy.
Strange, I was expecting you to know him in real life. O well. You are not even on the same continent as him.
If I was to speculate I would say he works out or at least puts a lot of effort in being fit, he also makes way above average and has an expensive car - probably a 2 seater sports car.
Why you ask? Because he hates women so he will use them for sex.
Here I’d love nothing more than fake incessant prattle based off my quims.
He'll be banned as soon as DoM sees it, I'm sure.
It would be funnier if they were at least good. A troll copying someone else needs to actually be like them and say things that sound believable to be any good. At least from the ones I saw, the Troll made you sound like an Incel instead of autistically anti-woman.
On the contrary, your need to exist not as an individual, but an imitation shows not your prominence or persuasiveness but that theimpossible1 has gravitated your existence into being.
It’s more of a compliment to u/TheImpossible1 as well, since it shows his ideas are prominent enough in FAKE HEDGEHOG’s headspace to make them retaliate by making a troll account.
u/TheImpossible1 is the real winner here. :3