4
simian 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve been listening to a lot of musicals.I’m still a man, right?

46
simian 46 points ago +46 / -0

Such edge. Many matures.

6
simian 6 points ago +6 / -0

What’s so merry about it?

9
simian 9 points ago +9 / -0

Business idea! We approach the Tolkien estate about publishing “corrected” versions of the books which now make characters more diverse. Why should everyone in the fellowship be a MAN? Why can’t Frodo be black and gay? Why shouldn’t we establish Sauron as a white supremacist who wants to make Mordor great again? It’ll sell literally dozens of copies, but get tons of tweet action.

26
simian 26 points ago +26 / -0

I'm kind of amazed, too. What did Kiwifarms do to make themselves a bigger target than 4chan?

27
simian 27 points ago +27 / -0

I once lost a (IRL) friend because he posted a video (on facebook) of some tranny talking about how straight men were bigoted for not sleeping with it just because it had a penis. After all, it identified as a woman so shouldn't that be enough? I assumed that was satire (it wasn't) and reacted accordingly. The guy got super offended (I didn't know he was so liberal) and we never talked again.

15
simian 15 points ago +15 / -0

With Henry Cavill and Amazon working on a series it'll get mainstream exposure. THAT's when the real destruction begins. "What do you mean that women can't be space marines?" "What do you mean interspecies romance is forbidden?" "The Necron use Egyptian imagery, which means they're canonically black. It's wrong to present them as villains." "The Emperor of Mankind should be black. And gay. And an empress. Of Peoplekind."

5
simian 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm curious as to who he could sucker into financing this. It's not like you can claim "it has brand recognition so it will sell" with the string of failures tied to the series. Anyone in Hollywood will balk at the prospect of trying to market yet another reboot. Not even having his name tied to it seems to matter as he shilled for Genisys and produced/wrote Dark Fate. At this point his only option for funding the movie is through a tax loophole in some eastern European country.

view more: ‹ Prev