If you double down on the wokeness you’re guaranteed to quadruple your online engagement and that will surely translate into more sales. So how about this: the vehicles are electric AND they’re LGBT.
Most probable reveal: That there'll be a GOW announcement since that's their most successful series still or that they'll take an old nostalgic series and attempt a reboot that'll fail
Least likely but more fun reveal: they announce that they'll make a WNBA vs NBA game that's based on real world stats so an entire female team gets dunked on by 2 players.
Vikings Valhalla The Game, featuring/centered around Queen Estrid Haakon and helping her defend from Saxons or christian invaders. You can choose body type 1 or 2, and skintones above bronze. All vikings are multicultural in an absolute even ratio from the current hierarchy of oppression.
Bully Hunter: The Game. Featuring an all new cast of unstoppable (but marginalized) women and queers fighting against the bullies trying to live free and avoid paying femgeld tributes.
Continue the Uncharted adventure in Uncharted 5: Nombre Muerto, where you play as Nathan Drake’s trans son, Casey, on a globe trotting adventure of restitution and white guilt. Thrill as you return your villainous father’s ill-gotten treasures to natives and make amends for his ethnic transgressions!
Sadly, this is actually likely to be true with Neil Cuckmann at the helm. Switching Nate's son to a daughter, just so he can troon her up and turn her into a Nazi-hunting autistic lesbian seems right up his alley.
A reboot of Twisted Metal that tones down the violence and now everyone drives electric vehicles.
If you double down on the wokeness you’re guaranteed to quadruple your online engagement and that will surely translate into more sales. So how about this: the vehicles are electric AND they’re LGBT.
Most probable reveal: That there'll be a GOW announcement since that's their most successful series still or that they'll take an old nostalgic series and attempt a reboot that'll fail
Least likely but more fun reveal: they announce that they'll make a WNBA vs NBA game that's based on real world stats so an entire female team gets dunked on by 2 players.
Vikings Valhalla The Game, featuring/centered around Queen Estrid Haakon and helping her defend from Saxons or christian invaders. You can choose body type 1 or 2, and skintones above bronze. All vikings are multicultural in an absolute even ratio from the current hierarchy of oppression.
Bully Hunter: The Game. Featuring an all new cast of unstoppable (but marginalized) women and queers fighting against the bullies trying to live free and avoid paying femgeld tributes.
Based on the current memes to reality cycle there will be a game with a forced troon mc
Continue the Uncharted adventure in Uncharted 5: Nombre Muerto, where you play as Nathan Drake’s trans son, Casey, on a globe trotting adventure of restitution and white guilt. Thrill as you return your villainous father’s ill-gotten treasures to natives and make amends for his ethnic transgressions!
Sadly, this is actually likely to be true with Neil Cuckmann at the helm. Switching Nate's son to a daughter, just so he can troon her up and turn her into a Nazi-hunting autistic lesbian seems right up his alley.
Zero attractive female characters. Negative chance of there being any bikini outfits or armor.
PaRappa the Rapper and every verse is something about white people being a problem
PaRappa then: Mix words in to existing lyrics
PaRappa now
They bring back Ape Escape, but instead of you being the hero for capturing the monkeys, you're the enemy
And all of them are wearing BLM shirts
And maybe a Neil Druckmannized reboot of that Joan o' Arc PSP game that came out years ago
Uhm, point and click games are ableist.