The excuse would probably be food allergies.

If I weren't already, I'd start packing a lunch for the kids.

I don't know that the third is a good metric. By that measure, The Shadow has more cultural reach than Batman and Doc Savage has more than Superman.

If it actually happens, I believe he's on the hook for incitement.

My favorite. If I have all the materials to build a house on a lot, that's my personal property and permissible. If I use the materials to build the house, suddenly it's private property and not permissible.

Snopes: Did Klaus Schwab edit his Wikipedia? False! One of his lackeys did it for him.

Even if true, who cares? Our problem is with Klaus Schwab, not his dead father.

I didn't know polio patients used baseball bats as crutches.

I believe that comment was about the composers of the music they play.

Such bullshit. The Second Amendment wasn't included to protect hunters and he knows it.

Yes, this seems likely. Maybe even a tourist attraction involving an infected monkey (for example "Photos with a monkey! $7").

It's no longer the gay pride flag. It's the leftist flag.

Me too.

I thought the reason women weren't getting it was because it's being transmitted by sexual intercourse and, so far, the patients have all been gay men.

It shows they're unique, just like all their friends!

What's this from?

Just like the Democratic Party. During election years, rein it in for votes. During off years, push the Overton window as far to the left as possible.

It's good of him to try, but I won't hold my breath for things to go his way.

Celebrating "those who follow God's law" implies there's something wrong.

It says BFR.

OK, so:

1. Circumcision isn't part of Christianity. The New Testament specifically says it's not required. (1 Cor 7:19)

2. In my experience, baptism is sprinkling water on an infant's head and they even dry it off after.

3. Even if you're not a Christian, knowing the basics of the Bible is going to be useful for understanding art and literature in the future. You'd want your kid to know the Bible just as you'd want them to know Greek mythology.

4. Sunday Schools are largely focused on basic Biblical literacy and moral instruction. They're not going into the weeds to find the most violent and sexual verse in the Bible.

5. Pedophilia isn't approved by the church. It was by the founders of queer theory and is, in fact, a logical conclusion of said theory.

6. The correct definition of transgender is someone with a psychosis where they believe they're supposed to be the opposite sex.

It depends on the monster. I've read a theory that vampires are the monster version of the left (foreign blood-suckers who are after our women) and zombies are the monster version of the right (mindless consumers after anyone with a brain).

If they're publicly available, what a wonderful list of companies to avoid.

They're taking a page from textbook publishing. This quote is from an artist who stopped taking jobs from them in 1986. He's describing the straw that broke the camel's back:

It's etched in acid in my mind. They sent 10 pages of single-spaced specifications. The hero was a Hispanic boy. There were black twins, one boy and one girl; an overweight Oriental boy; and an American Indian girl. That leaves the Caucasian. Since we mustn't forget the physically handicapped, she was born with a congenital malformation and only has three fingers on one hand. One child had an Irish Setter, and the setter was to be female... They also had a senior citizen, and I had to show her jogging. I can't do it anymore. - The Language Police, p. 40

Distracts from Velma. "Never work with dogs and babies" and all that.