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MuffyMangina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because when they actually release the big one, what people thought about their dress rehearsals won't matter?

TheImpossible1 [S] -5 points ago +3 / -8

Revelation of terror group origins—infiltration of civilian bio lab

My ass. This is a UK government operation.

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TheImpossible1 [S] -3 points ago +4 / -7

Why do you say UK, by the way?

  • First to report cases

  • Women seem unable to catch the new strain

  • What happens at Porton Down research facility is entirely classified

  • A "more feminine way" was first mentioned by their PM.

reidj 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the reason women weren't getting it was because it's being transmitted by sexual intercourse and, so far, the patients have all been gay men.

TheImpossible1 [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

That's such a convenient excuse.

One problem - monkeypox was a thing in Africa for many years and definitely wasn't an STI.

acp_k2win 10 points ago +10 / -0

I need to replay Deus Ex and pick stocks based on where we currently are in the story.

IamM 8 points ago +9 / -1

Bit of a fun fact with this, if you catch both chicken pox and monkey pox it'll make you good at rapping. It's affectionately known as tu-pox.

inpassing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better than chinkey pox I guess.

Lurker404 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rumors are all well and good but I won't believe it until the mainstream "fact checkers" deny it.

dagthegnome 4 points ago +4 / -0

My Boomer parents will still refuse to believe it until the MSM tells them they're allowed to believe it.

BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0


One day later: retarded boomers are licking everye asshole to get a delectable taste of immunity

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RealDrJester -8 points ago +1 / -9



Yeah, no.

China, the same place that blamed America for creating and releasing the CCP virus. And Russia, which has nothing to gain in blaming America for this...

TheImpossible1 [S] -8 points ago +4 / -12

I was fucking right.

7 days without a single woman known to be infected.

80 cases confirmed, without a central cluster, without a single one being a woman.

Statistical improbability.

almond_activator 16 points ago +16 / -0

Alternatively, faggots are the only population demographic who will look at a man with open, weeping sores and go "Wanna fuck?" instead of "Jesus Christ Almighty, get that thing away from me."

TheImpossible1 [S] -7 points ago +3 / -10

Even AIDS didn't have this miraculous ability to ignore women. Monkeypox is truly a feminist disease.

Also, this disease doesn't show symptoms until 5 days after infection.

FrostedCricketFlakes 10 points ago +10 / -0

Infections are easier to transmit in the backdoor because it's more likely to have fissures that allow quick access to the bloodstream.

almond_activator 3 points ago +3 / -0


There is no evidence of asymptomatic transmission. In other words, current medical knowledge indicates that it is only spread by person to person contact between an uninfected individual and someone who already has symptoms of the disease.

BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

wow. sounds exactly like covid.

Kaarous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes it did. It's nigh impossible to get aids from vaginal sex. It's spread via anal sex, eating monkey meat(which is how it came about) and via infected blood.

The latter is how it jumped to women, since fagtivists contaminated the blood supply.