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milkcowhplus 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think 90% of my verbal communications between the ages of 15 and 17 were in the form of Jerky Boys quotes. “Ayyyy, what’s up there, fruitcake?!”

Yes, that sort of comedy is gone forever, and yes, it’s sad that it is.

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milkcowhplus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right with you on all of this, brother. And it’s not like other shows don’t suck as bad - it’s that this show sucks so bad and yet it’s got this cult of doofs who will swear up and down that this lame shit is the pinnacle of comedy.

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milkcowhplus 18 points ago +18 / -0

Family guy sucks dick. And not in the “oh, it jumped the shark” kind of way, but in the “it was always retarded, ham-fisted 3edgy5me humor for 80 IQ mooks” kind of way.

In a just world, Seth MacFarlane would be pumping gas in Providence.

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milkcowhplus 39 points ago +39 / -0

Just a reminder for my fellow Americans: when people pearl-clutch about how “the rest of the world is laughing at us”, remember that this is “the rest of the world” - a bunch of irrational clowns who need not be taken seriously.

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

explosive device found under news media vehicle

Where do I go to lobby for honorary citizenship for these gentlemen?

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milkcowhplus 11 points ago +11 / -0

This was the worst. My uncle died alone and didn’t get to have a funeral because of the wild overreaction to Covid 19…but some Gen z tards want to protest the SJW cause of the day, and suddenly it’s cool.

People should hang. They won’t, but they should.

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milkcowhplus 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Brazzers logo is missing from the bottom corner of the video.

Only thing worse than woke people is rich woke people. This dude is so insufferable.

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milkcowhplus 3 points ago +3 / -0

For context, Newport, Rhode Island (where this happened), has historically been known for yachting, Vanderbilt mansions, and all other kinds of upper-class shit, and it remains superficially “fancy”, but over the years it’s become a playground for New England townie trash retards who have somehow gained wealth through rent-seeking professions.

In view of that, “government lawyer lady getting shitfaced and acting like an asshole trying to big-time a cop while being arrested” is completely unsurprising.

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milkcowhplus 14 points ago +14 / -0

All this was missing was those two gals squawking “GEN Z BOSS IN A MINI” at the cops

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milkcowhplus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I work in a field where I have occasion to use chatgpt to find relevant citations, but yeah, I have two brain cells to rub together, so I actually look up the citations chatgpt spits out to confirm that 1) they exist (sometimes they don’t) and 2) they say what chatgpt says they say (sometimes they don’t).

People who think AI is a full-on replacement for human thinking and judgment, and not a tool to complement it, are retarded.

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milkcowhplus 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’m old enough to remember when GWB, McCain, and Romney were also Hitler. I’m sure Vance will be Hitler in 2028, too.

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milkcowhplus 4 points ago +4 / -0

What’s the scam here? Shoplift the eggs, crack one, and return it for cash?

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milkcowhplus 22 points ago +22 / -0

Not many Americans know this because of how Europe is romanticized, but Belgium is a depressing, gray shithole

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milkcowhplus 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’ll just take this opportunity to remind everyone that cyclists are the worst human beings on earth

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milkcowhplus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, but did he ever body slam Andre the giant in front of 93,000 screaming fans in the Pontiac Silverdome?

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milkcowhplus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I loved this the first time around, when it was called “Soul Man”

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milkcowhplus 17 points ago +17 / -0

Grok, what religion has the largest proportion of therapists per capita?

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milkcowhplus 4 points ago +4 / -0

What makes this even worse is that one key principle in responsible drug development is that safety takes greater priority, and so even marginal safety signals need to be taken very seriously, when you’re dealing with a medicine that 1) treats a less serious condition and 2) treats a larger population.

For example, if you have a treatment for a rare, very fatal cancer that only 100 people nationwide have, then a 1.7% imbalance in serious adverse events means about 2 extra people nationwide end up in the hospital or at risk of death from a side effect, and those people were on death’s door to begin with - you’re probably willing to roll the dice on that safety risk to get the benefit of treatment when the alternative is certain death from cancer.

And then on the other extreme, where we are here, where you’ve got a medicinal product that’s going to be given to millions of healthy babies who don’t even have an illness, to protect them against an illness that they’ll likely never get, and that is still pretty survivable if they get it, then a 1.7% imbalance in SAEs means tens of thousands of hospitalized / dead babies, for the very marginal benefit of protecting them against something they don’t have, probably won’t ever get, and could probably survive in the unlikely event they get it.

That’s what pissed me off so much about the Covid vaccines. This whole principle, which is embedded in the broader principle of balancing likely treatment benefits against risks, went out the fucking window because we live in clown world now and Pfizer needed to hit its profit targets.

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milkcowhplus 2 points ago +2 / -0

His doctor is either on the take from Novo Nordisk (the company that makes Ozempic) if he’s dependent on research grants, or else he’s trying to fuck his Ozempic sales rep.

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