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milkcowhplus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bryan Cranston. I don’t know why everyone glazes this guy like he’s god’s gift to acting. Every line he delivers is so hammy, so overwrought. The guy is a total hack, but somehow, midwits think that lots of grunting and heavy breathing and dramatic pauses = good acting.

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milkcowhplus 5 points ago +5 / -0

That guy is such an obvious scumbag, with the hair gel and the “aw shucks, I’m just a regular guy who happens to be a member of the Getty dynasty” schtick. Like, there are other politicians who I don’t care for, but I get how they can be appealing to people, but if you like this guy, I know you’re straight retarded.

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milkcowhplus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to live in another one of these big OJ towns in New Jersey. It was connected by a bridge to a very black neighboring town, and the joke was that it was the longest bridge in the world, because it connected Israel to Africa.

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milkcowhplus 1 point ago +1 / -0

The accompanying tweet in Italian is pretty fucking funny. “The new mayor of New York came from nothing ahahahahahahahahah!”

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milkcowhplus 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s funny you say that, because I had another coworker, Korean guy from California, pretty based, and he used to love to speculate on which of our Chinese coworkers were spies. He was like, we have a couple hundred Chinese nationals working for us. Statistically it’s pretty likely that a couple of them are spies.

Anyway, that Chinese guy was probably #1 on his list. Couldn’t hide his loyalty to Grorious Zhongguo.

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milkcowhplus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I once saw a Chinese coworker lose his shit in a meeting over a slide mentioning some of our business operations in “China and Taiwan”, since “China already includes Taiwan”. Guess he’ll be a fan of this.

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep, if there’s anything boomers love, it’s Charlie Brown. That comic is about as funny as ass cancer.

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milkcowhplus 21 points ago +21 / -0

Haha definitely those pesky natalists. Thank god we’re getting a break from that fucking guy until he goes off his meds again and makes another alt.

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milkcowhplus 45 points ago +45 / -0

Whatever is most corrosive to western society is what wins when two protected classes come into conflict. It’s almost as if the goal is to destroy western society. Who nose why?

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milkcowhplus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is this guy trolling?

Also, did he raid the closet of accomplished comedian Sinbad before he did this interview?

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milkcowhplus 10 points ago +10 / -0

What time do the astroturfed riots start?

Anyway, I’m sure Subaru dealerships all across the land will have their flags at half-mast in mourning.

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milkcowhplus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Considering the title, this should be about a single mother

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milkcowhplus 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol never saw that before. Old man potter gets his ass kicked while everyone sings auld lang syne. I think that would have made me like the movie better

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