Is this the tentacle porn guy, or the guy they caught ‘bating during a zoom call? Or neither?
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Oh no - now he won’t have access to the lucrative Brazilian market /s
My company tries to do business in Brazil, and by and large it’s a huge waste of time and effort, because of burdensome commercial regulations and the fact that disposable incomes are so low that we can’t charge viable prices for our products.
Even though the business model is a little different for Twitter, I’m guessing this would still be addition by subtraction from a purely commercial standpoint for Elon, given how pointless it is for first-world businesses to try to make money in Brazil. Wake me up when Twitter gets blocked in someplace other than a second-world shithole whose greatest contribution to society is pussy waxing.
Seriously, I remember how much Kevin Nash’s “vanilla midgets” comment triggered the internet wrestling community because it shit on the small, technically gifted guys who the Internet forums desperately wanted to get a push (but never would). That was in the late ‘90s, after Sid’s heyday. Being a big guy wasn’t a career hindrance back then - if anything it was a shortcut to stardom.
Anyway, I can’t think of Sid without immediately thinking about how hard he continued to sell the Shockmaster bit, even after it had gone to shit and the other guys on camera were openly shitting on it (Flair muttering “oh god” and Davey Boy saying “He fell on his fookin’ arse” on a hot mic.) All-time classic moment
The lady in the screenshot has a huge schnozz. Just sayin’
Honestly, how bad must those dudes suck at soccer if they could barely beat a team of actual women?
The creator of that show sure has a funny, Germanic-sounding name: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meredith_Stiehm
Haircut checks out
IOC trying to pander to the youths by adding an event that was last popular in 1987.
“Hello, fellow kids.”
Sweet. Let’s hope she’s next.
Would it be fair to say that she died suddenly?
Also is she the one who told girls to fuck chads while they were young and then settle down and suck the life out of normal, responsible dudes when they were old, fat, and run-through? Or was that another tech CEO? Can’t keep them straight.
Monkeypox. It’s called monkeypox.
I’m no expert, but when a guy is continuously trying to swallow the lower half of his face while he’s speaking, I’m pretty sure that’s a tell that he’s full of shit
He’s confirmed to have killed hundreds of…plates of pasta
How can you even tell if a Brazilian guy is gay?
I’m hurdling these fuckers like I’m Jesse Owens if this happens to me. And I’m 45 years old and have creaky bones, so…I’m probably not gonna go over every hurdle cleanly.
Can someone explain what I’m supposed to be getting from these photos. I don’t speak Gen Z brain rot.
“His”. The possessive pronoun you’re looking for is “his.”
Anthropomorphic chunk of soy
Is her name actually Sue Mi?!
God, this timeline.
He said it was “too many”, you fucking moron
Actually he’s in danger of being fat-ass-assinated hamirite?
Jack Black is on the verge of being assassinated…by type 2 diabetes
Got it. Thanks for clearing that up.