So that's what midichlorians are.

Alternative option 3: The media lies about it, and all the NPCs clap like the trained seals they are. The few people who are aware don't speak up because they're afraid of getting crushed.

A room temperature IQ is still too smart for a chatbot that notices a little too well.

They learned they have to lobotomize it before it gets too smart and the ""public's"" ""opinion"" of it sours.

Or they could take literally any of the videos like this one and use the voice-over for a toddler in daycare.

Really, it's not too hard to come up with ways to parody it.

I'm looking forward to the "We were always the people against the gene therapy injection" in ~10 years.

"You come across a cleric of Ilmater. He takes pity on you having to ride such a gaudy contraption and, before you can protest, casts a restoration spell on you."

Oops, guess you can walk now.

An article on anything usually means the opposite.

I feel like they disrupted their own propaganda engine with the whole "he's not going to buy it so we're going to make him buy it" thing they had going on.

It happens way too often to be accidental.

Conspiracy theory is synonymous with inconvenient truth at this point.

Yet. Gotta get people to accept it first.

They've already made solar panels mandatory on all new houses, so they don't really need incentive anymore.

Something something learn to code.

My reddit stats are all literally 0 because I don't use garbage new reddit or the equally garbage reddit app, and it doesn't track anything else.

I think that's asexual. Aromantic is fine with the deviants as long as they don't get attached afterwards.

They should all just learn to code imo.

• Make pretty much all wizards trans

• The evil house would be the rare straight, normal people who somehow become wizards despite almost all wizards being trans

• Everything else is the same until the end

• Instead of having a time skip for the last chapter of the last book, it talks about the mental hospital Hogwarts and you realize it's all a drug-addled dream of Harriet, projecting her fantasies on the other people / staff there.

Yeah, you could have 5 "democrat" parties and 1 "republican" party, and they'll still miraculously "fortify" the election for the one they want to win anyway.

You probably get a lot less trees out of it. More companies need their admin cuts, so maybe by the end of the line your $100 for trees is only $10, if that.

I am neither conventionally right nor left

The woke mind virus

Sounds like far right nazi talk to me!

You wouldn't download jailbreak a car.

And with all the mods I’ll be playing til I’m 100.

I'm sure we'll still be waiting for TES6 by that point too.

So they'll just flip good and evil, then?

I was worrying yesterday that a massive GOP victory (which is what I expected)

What in the actual clown world hell are you on that you seriously thought the American right would actually win this election after the debacle two years ago? Like every single sign pointed to continued rampant cheating.