His parents have a 40% chance of getting a very late one
'we may got an increase of acute myocarditis but people didn't turn into zombies like you chuds said. The vaxxine is safe, I trust science'
Something like that, I guess
It's not even confidence. It's insecurity masked by constant reafirmation
>jew mentioned
>All comments get a downvote
Coincidence? Maybe
So many bigoted NERFs (non-binary exclusionary radical feminists) on tech. This is [current year], we should do better as a society fr fr 😤✊
It's insulting. The only redeeming quality of the show is that it looks nice and the fights are decent but the writing is dogshit, it's like they are telling you to be happy because they are dangling some keys in front of you. Not to mention the character assassinstion but that's par for the course for Netflix.
It's one of those shows that fall apart the more you think about them
Because it really doesn't. Dracula gets name dropped once only for Annette to go: "who is Dracula?"
Richter is a quipping retard, not a energetic boy scout.
Maria is a girlboss Karen who pushes Richter around and calls him a wanker, not a little girl chosen by the Four Symbols.
They pull a Luke Skywalker on Juste Belmont, Lydie and Maxim get killed by a rando vampire and Juste gets crippling depression, basically abandoning his daughter, they just get a passing mention, not even a flashback.
You know who gets three episodes dedicated to them tho? Blackwashed Eduard (the guy from that n64 Castlevania apparently) and Anette. And a vampire gets intimidated by a bunch of people giving him the stink eye
The old hag from bloodlines (Drolta) is a black vampire with a pink afro and go-go boots because of course.
Death doesn't get mentioned at all... it would be funny if it did, considering Loa are considered death spirits.
There are not classic monsters like skeletons or armors... just vampire mooks and useless "hell-beasts" that are made by placing corpses inside a demon machine that injects them with purple goo. I'm not kidding.
And there aren't any of the classic Castlevania locations in the show. Unless you consider generic forest one of them, and even then...
Maria is a girlboss too, she is the proactive one and Richter just tags along. My favorite part Is how she tries to start the french revolution but is not until Anette gives a speech it actually starts... and then it happens off-screen... which is extra dumb since it's implied most aristocrats are vampires but eh...
Oh, and there's one haitian priestess complaining about how them whitey don't care about them but then sends Anette to help them anyway...
It gets really stupid. Vampires are implied to be european slavers but then the big baddie's right hand is a black vampire wearing go-go boots.
Yoruba gods are real (Anette is a descendant of two of them, of course) and the africans still got enslaved somehow. Imagine having control over metal and earth and still get mogged by a bunch of people with guns...
Elizabeth Bathory is actually Sekhmet (furry head and all) and she blocks the sun to get back at Ra, which is retarded on so many levels I don't know where to begin. For starters it reframes "muh rich people should rule" natural order shit, is she actually referencing the Ma'at? Sekhmet is not evil, there are evil egyptian gods associated with darkness and a bone to pick with Ra (Apophis) so why pick her, Ra's servant and Hathor's alter-ego? And again, if gods are real how the fuck did egypt decay? She says vampires have had to tolerate alliances with humans for reasons but she is literally a god and it's implied other gods are real so, how? What could even humans do to them?
It's implied Olrox is Quetzalcoatl and the reason he wants to stop Elizabeth is because Europeans conquered his people but as I pointed out she's actually Sekhmet so his motivation (weak as it is) doesn't really makes sense anymore. Oh, and he is a gay homo with the bara soldier... why? Do the writers know what whas the punishment for gays in the aztec culture? He also kills Richter's mother because she killed his mohican lover (also gay) and the show doesn't really portraits him in the wrong for that. It also raises questions like were pre-columbine gods real? Are they vampires and that's why they need sacrifices? Etc. Why use Quetzalcoatl anyway, there are moon demons that drink human blood in aztec mythology, you know?
And course the christian God is useless, the extend of his power is relegated to kinda scorching vampire's skin when they touch a cross... no holy water, no bible, no cross-erang nothing. Magic is relegated to basic fire balls, ice and blue fire (that's Richter's item crash substitute apparently).
To add salt to the injury Maria's Four Symbols get demoted to being just animals she summons. And one of the phoenix/red bird dies... and she gets another one off-screen... also, no blue dragon (seiryu) because reasons. I guess the writters didn't want an european girl to have magic powers based on asian mythology.
And that's just how bad religions/mythos get threated, other aspects like the writting shit too. In fact, I think the show's only reedeming quality is that it looks nice...
Our speech is violence, their violence is speech, etc
The sequel to "are traps gay"?
Well, you can just look at what countries like Korea are doing to see what's in store. Hint: their solution is more "gender equality".
The upside is more opportunity for grifts: get a bro, tell the guvmint he identifies as female and go hang with him sponsored by guvmint bucks
The elites want everyone to be wage cucks. They don't care if men are disillusioned with modern society, they want them to keep particupating in it no matter what
Edit: here
This means that America will not have enough people in the workforce, and therefore won’t be able to pay its bills
That's literally what id-politics is about
Oh, this is actually about BLM. If your friends don't follow the dogma better get rid of them, specially if they've been cancelled and their livehood has been destroyed
Change microagressions to pronouns and woke culture and i'll agree on smashing those annoying bugs
It's not just abortions, STDs are on the rise.
I'd love watching them pulling a "my body, my choice" on gonorrhea
"it's just a quip, bro"
'I can turn off my brain because someone is making me feel safe'
That's not confidence, you dumbass
Stop trying to hide it then
It highlights an uncomfortable biological truth. Men don't care about marrying down because they get a career in order to provide for their families. In contrast, women get a career because of social status, they look down on men without college degrees (even if it's something as stupid as gender studies) as inferiors because they will degrade their social status in the eyes of their female peers
They are retards who are unable to understand the difference, for them words are magic. So if they compare something they don't like with studf that is regarded as socially unacceptable they think they can have said thing expunged
That's the thing tho, they defanged christians so badly, they thought they could do the same with muslims and the like.
Remember, leftists think people are blank slates that you can get to do whatever you want if you throw enough propaganda at them.
Only if it's bm on ww, despite "ebony" having more demand 🤔
They "gay sex with transwomen" line is sus