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Knife-TotingRat 3 points ago +3 / -0

The regular folk look like naga.

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Knife-TotingRat 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fucking AIDS bags.

If they really wanted to "depopulate da whirled", then they'd fucking stage a shortage of AIDS cocktails just before cold and flu season. BAM. Instant depopulation of all the worst scum of the planet.

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Knife-TotingRat 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, "Injun" is a "gender" now?

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Knife-TotingRat 4 points ago +4 / -0

And this is why UNICEF should be banned, and every org like them, and anyone caught begging for them deserves a sound beating.

UNICEF and Oxfam and Bono caused this.

They deserve a public thrashing in social media, too. DEATH TO UNICEF

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Knife-TotingRat 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only Walt had lived a lot longer, and streaming tech had come a lot earlier, we would have gotten the Disney channel we actually asked for.

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Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've been anthropomorphized, all right. I doubt hyaenas enjoy the kind of low infant mortality rate humans do. There's probably no way they'd really get that overpopulated, just like human populations were regulated and stable before the Industrial Revolution, the way the Sentinelese are teeming and overrunning their island (most of their infants die, some get eaten by monitor lizards, etc.)

And they had him meet the devil? Lol. That's pretty out there, but hey, storytelling. But it's not like such royal jealousy hasn't been a thing in real life, with real life princes. Not to mention other stories almost exactly like this one, ie, Hamlet, the Ramayana. I consider the latter to actually be closer to the plot; in that one, the uncle murders the King and banishes the Prince, but his girlfriend opts to go into exile with him. They do stuff, then she gets kidnapped by a demon, and Rama gets help from the King of the Monkeys and his people - Timon and Pumbaa - rescue the girl, and the lot of them go back to the Prince's home and vanquish the evil uncle (and the monkey king gets ascended to godhood for being helpful to a god in human skin.)

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Knife-TotingRat 1 point ago +2 / -1

Deer also get their cripples and retards trimmed by cougars, wolves, and bears (humans aren't needed, eat your cows and chickens you greedy fucks).

ANY species with no predators, a high birth rate, and a low infant mortality rate, will destroy the land they live on. INCLUDING HUMANS, who have no predators but each other. But humans really, really need one or three.

I only know the movie, never saw any series. The movie does suggest that the birth of Simba is just the last straw, but doesn't elaborate on why there would have been friction between Scar and Mufasa before Simba's birth. And he had already been dealing with the Hyaenas for a while, as they seemed to be quite familiar with him coming and feeding them.

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Knife-TotingRat 8 points ago +8 / -0

At least Shenzi being in charge is accurate for the species. They're matriarchal. Ed and Banzai would be her first and second favourite husbands or something like that. And yeah, in that order, they always refer to Ed for the final decisions.

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Knife-TotingRat 4 points ago +5 / -1

They tried to kill Simba because HE tresspassed on THEIR land. Border control!

The hyaenas are allowed to do it, too.

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Knife-TotingRat 8 points ago +9 / -1

The hyaenas were NOT "refugees". They had THEIR OWN COUNTRY, which makes Scar a fucking traitor on the scale of real life politicians allowing mass immigration (it's the SAME FUCKING THING).

Hell, the Hyaenas even had control of an elephant graveyard. A place where elephants willingly come to die. That's a lot of free meat that isn't going to fight back.

But they're starving and their land is devastated. Why?

LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING NUMBERS.

Hyaenas are basically the pakiniggers of the piece.

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Knife-TotingRat 4 points ago +5 / -1

Oh, fuck these retards can't even stand the concept of inherited royalty in LIONS.

But they love NK, which IS A FUCKING MONARCHY.

Oh, wait, they love it when monarchies are created by force from below, rather than being something inherited since the Stone Age.

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Knife-TotingRat 15 points ago +15 / -0

No, they're demons. They're not good enough to be members of the animal kingdom.

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Knife-TotingRat 6 points ago +7 / -1

Tabletop games can have whatever homebrew rules you and your group want.

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Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +4 / -2

That's diamonds.

An ad campaign, really? Anything to not mention how the Grand Banks, and all of the ocean, is being destroyed. I bet people still believe in the "the ocean is an endless source of protein" shit. They said they'd never run out of bison or passenger pigeons, too.

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Knife-TotingRat 4 points ago +9 / -5

Lobster used to be considered disgusting poor people food, because Newfies could just go along and pick them up by hand off the beach and stuff, back before human overfishing collapsed the Grand Banks ecosystem (but sure, blame the harp seals and bash their babies in the head every year, 300K per. Fuck humans and their spoiled-ass whining about "no babies". Humans don't deserve any.)

Once they became rare and more expensive, then the richie riches started loving paying high prices for it.

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Knife-TotingRat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Israel did one thing right. Nothing wrong with sterilizing niggers, any more than sterilizing stray cats.

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Knife-TotingRat 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yeah, the casting couch system was no secret, though they tried to pass it off as a joke sometimes.

It's what savvy parents might warn their kids about when it came to wanting to go to Hollywood.

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Knife-TotingRat 6 points ago +6 / -0

According to Jared Diamond those people still run through their family trees to find a reason to NOT kill a stranger they happen to meet in the jungle.

I remember reading an article on the matter not that many years ago, and the tribals were lamenting that the missionaries didn't let them eat people any more (beyond possibly the "cultural and beautiful funerary rites" that involve eating a bit of Mom or Dad when they die), with the usual "but it tastes so GOOD" moan.

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Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only other dumbasses I can think of who immolate themselves are Buddhists/Chinese.

So are they getting psyopped into it by Chinese "friends"?

Maybe they should have made friends with Doukhobors instead.

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Knife-TotingRat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol.

Doesn't mean anything here any more. If anything, it'd be October 17 if anyone felt the need to celebrate.

But it's not like anyone celebrates "End of Alcohol Prohibition" day, either.

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Knife-TotingRat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill.

Clara was mostly an example of "enough with the Magical Companion that's the most important person in the whole wide whirled" bullshit.

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