"The K-Chris sensors aren't flying! We just can't get them to work!....wait a minute, I have a solution!"
(Gets a magic marker and writes "tine" next to all the sensor names so they're named K-Christine)
"Look! They're working now! They're flying! They're flying!"
Reminds me of a parody commercial where a guy was soliciting advice from a so-called financial guru.
"Do you think I should put my money into the stock market right now?"
"Well if you buy stocks now now then unexpected events can cause your stock to go down over time...but if you don't then you could miss an opportunity to have your personal portfolio increase in value over time. I don't subscribe to the market being either bullish or bearish; it just has ups and downs."
"...oh."
That's a resume enhancer for corrupt politicians.
Nothing is really free; you're still paying in time which is a finite resource.
Even if he had it, he would just say "WeLl ThAt'S nOt CrEdIbLe In My BoOk!"
These people accuse the right of being full of conspiracy theorists while they themselves are just being "analytical" and meeting "healthy skepticism."
The senior DEI agent.
Exactly, and there needs to be some serious ass whoopings starting with Kimberly and the rest of the leadership for this. Agents should not only be losing their jobs but facing serious criminal charges. However this is clown world and they have pussy passes, so I'm not holding my breath.
Good times create weak men; including men who think they are women.
The director cut out some very important footage after the credit roll.
The real ending for the first movie had Maximus return to his wife and son when they said "Your time has not yet come" then they brought him back to life. Then Denzel Washington walked out of the stands and said "I am your emperor now" and the crowd shouted "We support you because we're not racist like Blonadus Trumpicus!" Then Senator Gracchus said "I identify as a woman" and the crowd applauded wildly as they threw their soy latte gourds onto the field. Lucilla was offended by this because she is supposed to be the strong female character.
And that sets up the plot for the sequel.
Any time I think of Lois Lane, I think of Margot Kidder from the original Superman movie saying "Chhiieeeeff!!!! That's my beat!!!!"
One facet of decline I notice is related to driving. I've lived in various cities for years, and I've never seen more aggression on the road than I see now. Tailgating, honking at petty things, constant lane changing, the classic "drive slow until someone could pass you, then drive fast," risky turns that narrowly avoid collisions, even cars pulling forward right when a light turns green as if to hint that the driver in front of them has poor reflexes.
At least every other day there is a story in the news about a major car accident. And yes there are a lot of bad drivers and also poorly designed intersections in this city (don't get me started on the surprise lane merges), but if people were generally patient and friendly, many of those things would not happen.
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Many of those NPC's are absolutely insufferable. Brexit had its pros and cons but I swear when one of them sneezes they race to social media and complain that Brexit made them sneeze.
Challenges Them to Run Against Him at Convention
Having several people compete for the same job by touting their merits to intelligent voters who contribute to society and would settle the outcome instead of an enshrouded elite few? What a sight that would be.
I watch this every year. It always awes me to see what's left of Washington's ragged army cross the Delaware freezing, starving, even dying along the way into another bitter winter skirmish when they could have just went home. I'm convinced it was divine providence and a willpower that we only very rarely see today that enabled the patriots to succeed.
I also like rehearing the story of General Friedrich Wilhelm August Heinrich Ferdinand Baron de Steuben.
Next year is totally gonna be the year of the Linux desktop, guys! All that's left to do is ban any contributors who are sexist, racist, bigoted or homophobic and strip out their code, blacklist all distributions that don't use systemd, create a tech support AI that tells users how wrong they are and how easy it is for grandma to write a script to get around driver problems, and promote videos on how gamers don't need Windows because there are more than enough games on Linux!
You do actually have one bookmarked for immediate use? Well I read your entire post history dating back several years and I'm certain you're just a shill, so I win the debate.
Wasn't that when Merriam-Webster changed the definition to tow the party line?
And that they would admit to such a thing in all seriousness to other people; especially in a broadcast that the civilized world could access.
Though I am reminded of the time a poster on 4chan's random sub claimed to have a floor tile fetish. They even posted screencaps of folders filled with pictures of assorted tile patterns and colors. That was one of the damn funniest threads I've ever read and I'm glad it existed.
I think that was all Biden's handlers and associates; Joe probably doesn't even know when he's in the White House half the time let alone who is in his cabinet. And if Trump were on vacation as often as Biden, the press would be doing 24/7 coverage on how Trump isn't doing his job.
"We interrupt this broadcast for a special report: Trump voters are switching to Biden in droves! We caught up with one right in front of our studio..."
"I'm a fourth generation farmer and my lineage has voted Republican for over 100 years...but after watching the debate I think this country needs Biden so he's got my vote."
Come November he'll miraculously break the ninety million vote mark!
Update from the Democrats of r/Politics
Could have just been shortened to "Update from r/Politics"
An open mind is what causes someone's brain to fall out of their head.
That sounds exactly like the meme of the guy making cardboard cutouts of monsters and then curling up on the floor in fear.
When somebody spends a lot of time thinking about putting people on lists to censor them, dox them, harass them, hurt them and murder them; it's no surprise they suspect their enemies do the same thing. At least when they self-censor for whatever reason, the world is still the better for it.