"Say, that Trump fellow won the election yesterday." "Oh? I voted for Harris. Her policies would have benefitted me more than Trump." "I voted for Trump's because his policies benefit me more than Harris. Especially the prospect of removing unnecessary government programs." "One of those programs is helping me, actually." "Oh? Tell me more."

This is the rational discourse we would have had if democrat leaders weren't such spiteful bastards and deranged lunatics had not been beating the orange hitler drums for over eight damn years.