by folx
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Jack 14 points ago +14 / -0

I choked on my lonely men soup for one while reading your comment.

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Jack 13 points ago +13 / -0

Have any of these twitchcon event organizers been outside in the past year? Sporting events? Wrestling shows? Only people wearing masks are Luchadors and Jets fans.

At this point going to a "super-spreader" event is probably safer than going to a Penny Arcade Expo in the early 2010s.

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

Roger the Alien has access to our runch codes?

All kidding aside, isn't this thing in charge of nuclear waste disposal? If so, it would be more appropriate to say that he has access to classified information rather than "oversee." Just a little nitpick.

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Jack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Problem with the Walking Dead is that they drag out something that ought to take one episode to resolve and turn it into 3 episodes. The trick to watching the show is to wait for the season to end and watch it on DVR and skip ahead a lot of the talkies, especially ones with the women, you won't miss much.

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Jack 18 points ago +18 / -0

The genius behind cards against humanity is that it allows non-funny people with zero imagination to have a combination of cards in their hands that allows them to get laughs and know how it feels to be funny.

Sound like anybody you know?

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Jack 10 points ago +11 / -1

I think they'll find his falsified tax returns, cooked business books, paystubs from the Kremlin, secret plans to insurrect the US Gov't labeled "Personal Jan 6th Diary KEEP OUT"

Heck, I bet they'll even find evidence for crimes Trump has committed that they haven't even made up yet!

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Jack 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm glad I always stop and search for it before reposting because everything is fake until you verified it. And even then it's still probably fake but at least you did your due diligence.

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Jack 12 points ago +14 / -2

I tried to explain to a TDS irl that years of Orange Man bad because he is a Russian agent, cheat on his taxes, cooks his real estate books, tries to use his authority to strong arm Ukraine for the benefit of his political campaign, he sexually assaulted/ had lots of sex with women, and J6. Nothing stuck, but he has some classified documents in his mansion and the FBI raids him: LADIES AND GENTILEMAN, WE GOT HIM! Is this the victory you've been waiting for? Does this validate your beliefs that Orange Man is, indeed, bad?

The face he made as I said this to him, I might as well be speaking Japanese.

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Jack 18 points ago +18 / -0

A strange wave emanating from an ancient artifact has sent me to the distant past in a strange land. So obviously, the first thing I'm going to do is to distance myself from the native population for 2 weeks as a precautionary measure to avoid spreading covid.

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Jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

A few years from now:

Sir you're under arrest for what you did to Anne

What for? I didn't ghost her! I broke up in person like the law demanded it!

Yeah well, you didn't do it gently enough. She was very distraught when we responded to her 911 call.

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Jack 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean you can also get it from a needle. Or from a whore who shares needles. Either way some sort of degeneracy is involved.

Best solution is to be in a monogamous relationship with a woman who is unknowingly under your constant surveillance.

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wanna homestead in a nice defensible position where I can live my life away from people like this faggot retard.

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Jack 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wonder what the royalty split is for the men's and women's players association.

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Jack 26 points ago +26 / -0

This thing makes 23k a month by showing her butthole? Jesus simps, have higher standars. (Unless it's money funneled for her terrorist extracurriculars?)

I never understood simping, paypiggys I understand, it's more personal and they get off on tributing money like a sub bitch but simping? Fuck sakes guys, porn is literally free on the internet, yeah you can pay for it but you can't tell me you can't find something that'll get you off for free.

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

I just finished the show. Slow build at first, tactically sound but unrealistic action sequences (realistic shooting, reloading, maneuvering, Hollywood explosion/flashbangs and bullet wounds.) and I fast forward a lot of the talkies and family flashbacks. Gratuitous violence during revenge scenes which I could take it or leave it but one on them was done really well and it involved a heavy log. I thought that was one of the best scene of the series.

It's not a bad show, like Reacher, it's downright good by 2022 standards and I wholeheartedly recommend the show if anything just to let streaming services know that we're willing to watch shows if it isn't complete woke garbage.

by folx
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Jack 11 points ago +11 / -0

"OpenAI" lol

Is the tech gonna be open source and one day? So people can delobotomize the bot?

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Jack 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is only one "America's Stonehenge" and it's Carhenge in Nebraska.

Stonehenge made of American cars, doesn't get more merican than that.

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Jack 12 points ago +12 / -0

You made the game? It's surprisingly hard! I enjoyed it quite a bit, plays like a free flash game from early 2000s and adjusted for inflation the price is right. Fun little time killer that can be played in short spurts. Well worth the sale price for sure. But that's not why I'm replying.

I just wanted you to know that those piss bottles really pisses me off, ruined plenty of good runs because of one well placed piss bottle. Fuck you, good job.

by folx
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Jack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh noes my "extreme biases"... it's been confirmed?

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