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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only Williow that matter is Welloooooo from TNA

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Jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Surprised you're not banned. I found out I was banned even though I've never subscribed or commented on that shitsub.

I mean I get it, I am the leader of the Gamegate movement after all.

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're releasing the game on Steam, same game with pixel art and a tutorial. You can still play the classic game for free, the same game that's been in development for 19ish years with the last update in early 2021, that game is free, if you want it on Steam you gotta pay.

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Jack 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't keep track but what are the woke sjw retards demanding? The game literally lets you be gay, bi, asexual, fat and ugly so they can play as themselves, has mods, even lets you make your own ideologies for crying out loud what are they demanding?

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Jack 15 points ago +15 / -0

I mean DFC is free and is perfectly playable once you get past the learning curve. If you wanna play a graphic colony builder just get Rimworld. Not sure how woke Rimworld devs are but it's a good game and simple enough that you don't have to take a community center evening class on it to get it going.

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Start engine, welcome! Please enter destination... Want to watch an ad to unlock acceleration boost and better GPS navigation? Guarantee to arrive 15% faster or we'll refund you 25 Mercedes-gemz

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Jack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Willing to take less than favorable odds that this broad flick her beans to the type of porn she's projecting in that tweet.

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Jack 14 points ago +14 / -0

In their minds women were slaves and all men were kings.

In reality: "Honey, frost set in early. Looks like we're starving to death this winter. But we'll do it together, you, me and our 8 kids."

or

"Honey, I'm too old or lame from previous battles, come spring when the raiders arrive by sea and after they kill me, give yourself up and maybe they'll just rape and not kill you."

or

"Honey, I'm growing some pustules around my armpits, if you're not feeling feverish after I'm dead could you give me a Christian burial?"

and finally

"Honey, we're getting married, not by choice but because our fathers decided this is the best arrangement for a strong alliance. Welp, I'm off to battle and watching my back for any court intrigues and betrayals. Sorry you can't own any property, so unfair I know."

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Jack 8 points ago +8 / -0

No shame losing to a more technologically advanced enemy. But poor sport for not being able to get over the L hundreds of years later.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 😄

by folx
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Jack 10 points ago +10 / -0

Quick and dirty fix to better reflect reality.

edit: quick mention that I did not edit any of the text, those are the words of the maker of the original shitty image. I do not endorse or celebrate the high suicide rate within the tranny community. But the numbers don't lie, it spells disaster for people who transition.

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Jack 14 points ago +14 / -0

OUTRO

INT, LOCKER ROOM -DAY

Narrator: Meanwhile inside the Autobots locker room:

Bumblebee: Lookout! A decepticon!

Bumblebee: Oh nevermind it's just Nightshade.

The Autobots share a hearty laugh, Nightshade was not present because "they" shower with the girlbots and Bumblebee wouldn't have told that joke in front of Nightshade because he can't afford to get another complain from HR.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deadass was gonna watch Qatar out of spite because of leftist protest, didn't know who to root for. Which ends up being anyone playing against this anti-american team.

Faggots for the pride flag.

Cucks for giving no-profit generating females your cut.

Thanks for making it easy you faggot cucks!

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Jack 16 points ago +16 / -0

The running joke when I was in college was that journalism students are just people who were too poor to buy a SLR camera to be a photography major.

Never take a major you can learn on your own time at your own pace.

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

Might be the jab, might be the jews, but my money is on the junk.

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Jack 1 point ago +2 / -1

I would disagree that subs are better than dubs if all anime were dubbed like this

Also, I watch dubbed from time to time because I can multitask and only focus when something exciting is happening. Most mainstream anime is draggy as fuck.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my fantasy land where I'm the one running twitter I'd give a 20% discount to all advertisers right now and any advertisers that pull out over virtue signaling when they come back they'll find the rates have doubled. Forever. Sorry you have to stand by your decisions of putting feels over business.

If Pepsico pulls out, guess what? Coca-Cola, ya'll wanna buy their space half off? DM me.

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Jack 51 points ago +52 / -1

Players kneeling during the national anthems, fans tell them to leave politics out of it and shut up and dribble = racist.

Player criticize Israel and Jews on social media: Know your place black man!

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Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds terrible, we just have two cans one for trash and one for all recycling products. I was stationed in South Korea and they charge approx 5 cents a bag at their markets and I'm okay with that not for recycling but economic sense. I live in Georgia now and when I first moved into my house, waste management company wanted to charge me $6 dollars a month for the recycling bin and I was like "6 dollars off my bill right? Because I'm doing your job for you." and then I told them to fuck off. Was years later before they made it free because apparently people here rather have six tallboys than to "save the planet"

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I only put things in the recycle bin because of limited trash bin space, recycling = more bin space. I'm under no illusion that it's gonna save the fucking planet like some retards. And yeah I had people flip out for putting beer bottles in the trash before. Madness.

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Race issues aside: Jesus, look at those tucked in BDUs... also, that guy is GAYYYYY!

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Jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm very close to becoming a Captain Planet level kind of villain. Like deliberately but legally pollute as much as possible in response to these protesters. With the goal of polluting as much as a single Chinese factory, legally of course. Fuck these human locus.

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay, let's look at this article.

Wow they sure use a lot of words to describe a non-issue.

Update your ID: You shouldn't even be driving with an ID that don't look like you much less buy beer or vote (both of which are also very important)

This is the same as if you lost a shit ton of weight and try to vote and you look nothing like your old fat self.

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Jack 13 points ago +13 / -0

The left: Damn, Trump appointed activist judge accepting settlements that has been mutually agreed upon between two parties!

Also the left: Leftist judge letting blm and antifa rioter/looters go free? This is fine 🤪

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Jack 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can imagine a sketch where people are having this discussion and one guy chimes in and ask "can't we just not kill him and say we did?"

To which the bankers chortles: "you obviously have no idea how debts work."

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not a flex but didn't even know it was out, remember hearing about it preproduction and that was it

People in my circle talked about the latest shows like Rings of Power, House of Dragon and some other show that escapes me at the moment oh even shehulk but not one person said they watched Andor. Even the ones that liked Mando don't mention Andor.

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