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Impishdesire 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah dwag, words be like how we be talkin’ the more words y’all gots the more complicated and shit your ideas be.

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Impishdesire 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’d say there’s a difference between throwing your sins into a chicken and a living thinking being bearing the weight of your sins.

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Impishdesire -5 points ago +1 / -6

I want to be in the dinosaur religion! He’ll be like I’ll eat you Jesus and Jesus would say “Ha I’ve tricked you! I wanted you to eat and drink of me” and then the dinosaur would be like “Noooo, I now feel connected to the world and that life isn’t just a mindless pursuit of my own pleasure! Life seems to be worth more when I contribute to a greater whole and morality is real! Noooooo!” And then the dinosaur would be saved :-D

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Impishdesire -6 points ago +2 / -8

I’ll call you a fag! How’s that!? How do you like it meany!? I don’t like your face!

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Impishdesire 29 points ago +30 / -1

Wanting the law to be enforced is biased against black people you racist fuck!

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Impishdesire 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yo, in my experience those guys would knife you in the back in the blink of an eye for not voting democrat

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Impishdesire 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ehh, orcs can be a lot of things. Thought the left settles 100% on traditional orcs being black people.

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Impishdesire 28 points ago +28 / -0

As someone who loves orcs and goblins this kills me. I’ve played 5th edition for years and virtually never fight orcs. At this point if they show up in a game I assume it’ll be followed by “but there not the bad orcs they just keep to themselves and sometimes we trade with them”. Oh wow things are really fucking tense now! No evil raiders but guys you sometime buy esty art from! How exciting!!

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Impishdesire 3 points ago +3 / -0

The movie where the guy jumps really high? I haven’t seen it but that’s what I got from the marketing. A jump jumps really high and it’s supposed to be amazing for some reason. I think it was around the time of 300 and I felt like too much fiction was having a “hero jumps on the air dramatically with their sword held high” trying to emulate a scene at the end of 300.

So, John Carter felt like a movie built around hero jumps dramatically with sword held high!

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Impishdesire 6 points ago +7 / -1

He just took the quotes page from IMDb and changed who was saying the line. Pretty low effort really

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Impishdesire -14 points ago +3 / -17

Every fucking mod topic is the fucking same. Name someone to be a fucking mod then.

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Impishdesire 6 points ago +8 / -2

The amount of viper fanart for Xcom 2 I’ve seen is disconcerting. I thought it was a joke, but people really get off to snakes with boobs.

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Impishdesire -9 points ago +2 / -11

Why didn’t you just put the title of your stupid movie in the title?

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Impishdesire 4 points ago +4 / -0

What about fat Asian butts?

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Impishdesire 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know delusional fans just be like “he cloned himself obviously look at the tubes” ignoring that it was never foreshadowed at all, or explained in-depth.

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