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Constipatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Can see that coming. "They're going to burn up all of the cities unless we talk them down, and, oh, the only country they'll speak to is Israel."

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Arkham Knight looked better, ran smoother, and had more detail than this when it was was released on base PS4 consoles. It ran on Unreal engine 3.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

After the love magic science miracles ending of Interstellar and the entirety of Tenet he's up there with Wes Anderson, but with a bigger budget.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

I saw a notice that these were going out and looked 100% legit as whoever put the email together didn't make the usual spelling errors and such. Even the return address looked legit until someone noticed that the M in the address was actually "rn" (RN lowercase)

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ghost of yotei was a fucking terrible game with great bones. What could have been...

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

This happens to every goofy indie game-of-the-moment that has kitschy writers from major gaming sites creating a circle jerk around it. They write crap about being totally obsessed with it, how it's the best game of the year, it's such a breath of fresh air, then people buy it and it turns out it actually has flaws, or it's not even out of early access and the devs make a decision to tweak a mechanic. The community gets all butthurt over it and half the gullible hipsters who bought it feel like they were lied to, or that it made liars out of their favorite game urinalists.

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Constipatriot 17 points ago +17 / -0

There was a red light camera at a busy intersection in a neighboring town that is home to a large college campus. The thing lasted maybe a year before they had to remove it. The thing was rarely accurate and every infraction it tagged had to be reviewed by a local cop, and most tags were inaccurate.

The bigger problem was that since people knew it was there and were terrified of it, there was constant brake mashing and stopping short of the intersection, which caused way more accidents than it saved. Even at the best times, traffic was constantly backed up not only at that light, but any other light at a road that could be used to circumvent the fucking camera.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're barely arresting anyone as it is. The Bay Bridge was completely occupied by a Mad Max raider gang the other night and they only arrested seven out of about a hundred. When given more freedom, these groups don't back off, they go full African warlord.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

So the company investigated and found no evidence to support any of this. Also, this guy never worked under her though they had met briefly. Also, when you see his pic, it erases any notion that this is anything but bullshit.

Edit: It gets even better. Definitely a money grab.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is cope. A bad lie for when no other explanation makes sense.

We can't deport because uh... He might feel bad! That's the ticket! Can't have that! Case closed!

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Constipatriot 14 points ago +14 / -0

I won't even get into specifics but whoever wrote this rage bait list can get fucked. This is custom designed to make everybody apoplectic no matter where they stand.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey, never underestimate the total annihilation that a Fortnite glider and a few Toyota pickup trucks can inflict.

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

It says he's a teacher in the California school system. A white male teacher in CA? Do those exist? He probably identifies as something else.

Edit: His pic from Twitter before it was deleted.

Another pic

And another one. Yup.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time something is cut and the numbers for saved funds manifest, someone hears the cha-ching of a drawer opening with funds that just became available for an even bigger waste.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

All it takes is a few well-placed autistic retards from 4chan with a laptop from 2005 to turn those robotic guns on their masters.

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

As I'm playing it, I find myself constantly at odds with Hugh's attitude and mood. He just watched his whole team die and spends the whole game giggling and playing with a little girl like nothing happened. She's not helping him through trauma, she's just helping him fight.

As far as kids go, she's great. She doesn't nag, complain, or whine. She's always upbeat and optimistic. She's grateful and happy for everything she gets. She's helpful and doesn't get in the way. It's easy to find a little kid endearing when they're flawless.

I just feel like the game goes out of its way to ignore the situation on the Cradle. There are zero traces of the crew. No blood, no bodies, not even coffee cups or half eaten snacks laying around. I'm not saying the game needs to be Dead Space (Dad Space) but a few reminders of what's at stake wouldn't go amiss.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure they only allow it to be sold so they can put whoever buys it on a watch list.

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Constipatriot 22 points ago +22 / -0

She's so out of touch that we now have evidence she's never actually met a black woman.

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Constipatriot 37 points ago +37 / -0

Jewish judge, antisemitism case. Conflict of interest?

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

They even downgraded the title.

Original film: Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

Early sequel talk: Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2

The one they went with: Spaceballs 2: The New One

Also, Fuck Josh Gad.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you have the consistenly lowest rated spots on the pre-built quality chart (between Dell and Alienware, owned by Dell) I guess you'll try anything.

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Constipatriot 14 points ago +14 / -0

I love the doublespeak here. It's essentially complaining

"While I myself am seasoned with far more complicated, specific, and exotic tastes in the world of sexual deviancy, the subtle and deeper intricacies of entry-level pedophilia, the art of krinkling, and the honorable tradition of getting off to dogs are not portrayed properly or getting the recognition or dignity I feel they should be afforded."

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