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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd sooner believe there were actual mutated turtle ninjas who lived into their teens.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Viva La Bam and Jackass were lousy but they were the terminus of what started with CKY and Bam's skating stuff, which was a great snapshot of Gen X life when it was current. It was all before internet was standard, homemade fucking around and not giving a shit which was the attitude of every teenager at the time, only most of us couldn't afford video equipment. I can't hate Bam for that, but I think it was media and MTV pushing and changing him just as much as he helped ruin anything by the end.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

They tricked poor Melvin into putting that on before hooking him up with a sheep. After that he had bigger problems than his wardrobe.

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Constipatriot 8 points ago +9 / -1

Says the Muslim, wherein intelligence is haram because it tempts questions about its own superiority.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

But did you really go in wanting to play as Dazzler or did you just do it because she was the last spot left?

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is in very obvious mental collapse and can't put three words together without slurring and fucking up, he's "full of life" and "sharp as a tack!"

Trump does exactly what he said he would do and was elected to do, "look in the mirror, America!"

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like Hollywood isn't already obsessed with doing exactly this, shoving shitty agendas into literally every IP they can dig up. They've been busier than a cucumber in a women's prison. Are they afraid it might fix something?

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Kotick manages to take those two down it will be the one useful and positive thing he's done for the gaming community in his entire misbegotten career, and he'll still have done it unwittingly and selfishly.

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Constipatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you fail 50,000 times at something (obviously consecutively otherwise he'd stop) and you keep coming back, and that thing is over a decade past its window of public interest, deep autism is probably not the only motivating mental condition in play. You're also into OCD territory and God knows what else. Even being in the room while someone plays that song 50k times would drive you insane.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is a fairly broad term. It reminds me of the family from the UK that offered to house a family of 'Ukrainians' at the start of the war. They were delivered a family of ungrateful blacks who just came from wherever by way of Ukrainian migrant acceptance.

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Constipatriot 32 points ago +32 / -0

Imagine starting a whole organization to make one rapist's case go away and 109 years later you're still having to do it full time because it was so poorly handled.

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Constipatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

AL Green (D from Texas) was thrown the fuck out by the House Sgt at Arms for throwing a fit off camera.

Edit: Video

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

The looks in this crowd are what the barista at a Starbucks sees when they have to announce that they've run out of soy.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

The sales surges of games - even mediocre ones - that aren't woke are much like a drowning person gasping for air where they can get it. The client base is there and willing to buy, but the supply of games that aren't shit is unacceptable and unsustainable for the industry.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're at the point where they've spewed so much crazy shit that it's getting difficult for them to say anything without creating a conflict with previously stated crazy shit.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Given the incompetence they've been known for lately, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be some guerrilla marketing attempt to generate buzz ("guys! It's actually really GOOD!") that just blew up in their faces.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Idiots wishing Trump would act like Biden so that they'd have something to valiantly resist.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

This show is terrible. What you're seeing is just one scene of how miserably woke and unrealistic the series is. There's another episode where a black doctor is assuring a black patient that her heart surgery is going to go smoothly and there's this warm moment where they both believe everything is indeed in good hands. During surgery, the heart won't restart. They shock it, inject it, there's all this yelling from the white heart surgeon that "THAT'S IT, THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO! SURELY THERE IS NO SAVING THIS PATIENT!" but then black doctor DEFIES the white doctor and begins manually messaging the heart in his hands, whispering "Come on! Come on!" and white surgeon is angry and threatens black doctor with extreme disciplinary action! They try to pull him away! "She's gone, man!" Black doctor continues to squeeze the heart like the rubber prop that it is and after literally 2 minutes of swelling background music and crying nurses, the heart begins to beat on its own! Black doctor proved white surgeon dead wrong! It just needed a magical touch from a doctor who didn't have inherent racism in him! White doctor is apoplectic but admits that he was so so so so so wrong and so very sorry for doubting! This whole thing leads to evil white old doctor being fired and black doctor taking up his position.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Harry had sexual intercourse while on duty, this is an unforgivable breach of Starfleet protocol and will follow him for the rest of his life. For Harry, this was probably worth it.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

There would be little left to work with. The Picard series already stomped all over Seven's character and pulled out the Borg as the last minute big bad, also Tuvok was kinda fucked and implied to be in changeling custody at best. Voyager simply didn't have the recurring guests to be worth the same treatment.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I honestly hope he's apoplectic over this and it kills any optimism he had about his legacy after the pardon came through.

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Constipatriot 18 points ago +18 / -0

None of these men can change a tire on an automobile.

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's low key hilarious that if you run into another civ and it has a black female leader, you know goddamn well you're going to have a problem and will probably end up wiping them out. Tubman has spies/saboteurs making her untrustable and Amina is Sparta so war nonstop. Their character intros are always condescending and nasty. It's very difficult to take them seriously.

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