Utah? As in Mormon mafia Utah? Good luck getting out of there in one piece, holy hell of all the places fucking Utah

who says they aren't?

Well, someone was sticking it for sure

What's wrong with gelding tongs?

That's easy enough to explain, two innocuous chemicals that when mixed oxidise and combust. Not magic merely chemistry

Better idea, hear me out.....

Lara Croft and the stair muffin of doom

You're welcome

If they're out in isolation sure but "mistakes" could see it in general population?

do you write for the guardian perchance? it sounds like you should

It's EA, of course it's not a good idea

Well I'm shocked

Rare exceptions that prove the rule?

A mentally ill man in a dress

Two of those, at least, are lies.

John Terry is the one I'm thinking of,but a quick Google seems to suggest it's depressingly common

Didn't he basically get dictator for life a few years back? Sure there was a big hoo-ha about 3 dissenting voters and their projected life spans

It's easier to lift a kilt?

To be fair, he HAD been shagging his team mates wife iirc, just the name that escapes me

Yeah, it's banter. I think it stems from when fucking a sheep carried a fine but stealing one carried the death penalty

I have no idea what you mean, comrade commissar

The only way this could get worse is if they somehow managed to elect Corbyn

Too late on that front

The wheel is a good one, that bronze bull on wall Street seems to be going to waste as well, there's always the classic blood eagle, always a crowd pleaser........I mean there's probably loads more but I can only push a half joke so far

surely someone should suggest to the senator that if you relax gun control the idiot problem will likely sort itself out?

You can have after someone wipes your butt

You're not in commiefornia any more Toto, buckle up it's going to be a hell of a ride