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2016TrumpMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

our birthrate is 1.7

Like there's something wrong with that. It is a natural reaction to overpopulation. We'd be way better off with 200,000,000 Americans.

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Until we stop 4 billion lesser primates in India, africa, southeast asia, and china from using their rivers as trash pits and sewers, nothing we do in the west matters.

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2016TrumpMAGA 27 points ago +27 / -0

Yes, but she's Indian. No actual qualifications required to work at Neposoft.

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2016TrumpMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Feet first!

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Academia really started falling to shit when the position of Department Head became a rotating honorarium, instead of hired by the university President.

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are the ultimate bullies. They strike from behind the protection of their corporation. They are like that little bastard in grade school who never got the beating he deserved because his big brother would kick the ass of anyone who tried.

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

60s Batman was a comic book brought to life. It's scenes mimicked comic book panels, right down to the crazy angles, over the top colors, and even the POW! BAM! SWOOSH! balloons.

It is a masterpiece.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was taught this 'technique' in grad school 20 years ago.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Considering joggers regularly get away with far less time for premeditated murder, and probation for just about anything short of murder, yes, 54 years is excessive.

Failure to enforce laws breeds vigilantism. My bet is Schur reached the end of his patience with the local cops doing nothing about jogger crime, and just flipped out.

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2016TrumpMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is not at all what happened.

The guy's car alarm went off, scaring away the thieves. Schur got in the car, drove around, spotted a car he thought was the thieves', and opened fire. The car crashed, two 'teens' fled the car, and Schur opened fire again. He killed one and injured the other.

Pure dumbassery on Schur's part.

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2016TrumpMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Microsoft CEO:

Satya Narayana Nadella, Born 19 August 1967, Hyderabad, India.

DEPORT! DEPORT! DEPORT! DEPORT! DEPORT! DEPORT! DEPORT! DEPORT! DEPORT! DEPORT!

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her only shot is as temporary fleshlight for a 5.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

My dad told me once "We didn't know we were poor until the social worker told us we were."

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2016TrumpMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

This was pretty much my dad's childhood, except with two more siblings, and no father (died).

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2016TrumpMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

The way this shit works is that USAID will give $1 million to Charity X, Charity X then gives $250,000 to USAID in a directed donation, meaning they tell USAID who gets the $250k. Charity X then reports $750k in 'administrative costs' and divvies up the $750k among themselves, or does more directed donations to their buddies' 501(c)3s.

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2016TrumpMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Didn't the SC rule that public officials could not lock their Twitter/X accounts?

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2016TrumpMAGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

Huge. Everyone thinks they are 'smart.' Statistically, very few are.

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