And you thought the Rings of Power was bad
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It's all so tiresome.
It’s Colbert and the worst writer from the original trilogy who was the creative force behind the recent animated movie that flopped because no one wanted feminist lotr. There’s no way this isn’t a massive pile of shit.
That's all you had to say. I figure this faggot would already be dead by now from all his 'vax-scene' injections.
This guy is a prostitute but he never got poisoned. He just made propaganda for pay.
Yeah but the "original trilogy writer" who was the shittiest writer of all the writers x Colbert = a pile of shit that smells 10000x worse.
Don't forget that, uh... Colbert's son... is also writing this... Yeesh.
Colbert’s son who doesn’t have his last name.
Its funny how common this is among politicians and celebs. Especially the ones doing underhanded nonsense.
Forgot all about animated Fem LOTR, rofl.
Me too! I was going "what the heck animated LOTR?" then I remember being SO happy I didn't watch it.
Is that the retard who said “there’s nothing written about this character who isn’t even named … which makes her the perfect subject for our movie?” Yeah, this is going to be shit.
Maybe her story will be a long and carefree galavant through
EuropeThe Shire and the moment she steps outand into Turkeyshe will beraped and murdered by Turksraped and murdered, and eaten, by Orcs.$100 says the bad guy(s) will be racist White people somehow, and the orcs will be portrayed as poor, downtrodden, and sympathetic, who are unfairly abused and hated by the racist caricatures that the audience is bludgeoned over the head to believe are the bad guys.
The Left: "Orcs were just vulnerable individuals abused by those with power over them!"
Shitlords: "So the orcs are kids who were trans'd by teachers, you say?"
Also The Left: "No, not like that!"
Nice one! 😸
Half-Orc daughter
Stephen Pedobear can't even write the shitty jokes on his half baked DNC shill program, I doubt he's doing anything here other than slapping hamfisted modern political references into everything anyone says.
They used him because he is n actual Tolkein nerd who beat the movie consultants in a trivia challenge.
But yeah they are just using him as propaganda to gve the production feigned credibility.
That just means there'll be some surface level justifications for the postmodernist filth crammed in there.
Nothing I have ever seen or heard about him suggests that he has even a scrap of integrity.
oh yeah he is a total prostitute and degenerate
What's sad is he was pretty decent when he was making fun of the traditional tradcon, because he trolled absolutely fucking everyone left and right. Now this faggot is just a mouthpiece of the DNC, as you said.
Come on cancellation before production...
Don't watch it. Ignore it entirely. It's not Lord of the Rings. Everyone knows it.
Gonna be an allegory of how trump and white men are bad.
I hope it has a vaccine dance promoting untested and unneeded experiments onto the hobbits
Reading this got me man-pregnant
The Shire will be israel.
This sounds great!
If they do this right they can bring the USS Discovery into the mix too. Have Jedi Master Starbuck travel with them to Amlinor and finally free Morgoth from the Great Barrier at the galaxy’s core. Maybe have Velma show up too!
Like all fanfiction this will be terrible and some slash pr0n, but Colbert actually is such a Tolkein nerd that he beat the experts who consulted the production of the triilogy films.
Colbert is a faggot
First image I think of when Cuckbert is writing anything is a cat gagging.
Strangers With Candy was good.
It looks entertaining, back in '99 Colbert was still a little bit sane? 🤔 IDK for sure.
Jerri actually does like black people; it just took a White one to make her realize it.
Nooooooo. Fuck. Nooooo. Damn them. Damn them mmmmm fuckkkkkk