It’s an attack on what some might call the “crunchy left,” or the “granola left.” To be honest, those guys don’t exist nearly as much as they used to—it’s largely a dying subculture, I think, as distrust of the establishment has shifted more and more into being a right wing position—but imagine the stereotypical yoga hippie, big-pharma skeptic, anti-GMO type and you’ll basically have the picture of who she’s yelling at.
It's a dead culture because it was fomented on trend chasing. Shopping at Whole Foods, driving a Prius, donating to Greenpeace, this is how a liberal signaled they were a Good Person back in the 2000s. The trends changed, became much more belligerent, and thus it wasn't enough to just be an 'ethical consumer'.
They didn't disappear, they got co-opted by the Right. My mom has gone full blown crystal energy, copper everything, grounding, the earth is flat with a dome on it psycho
Crystals don't give fibrous clots in your vascular system.
Crystals don't cause neurological diseases like autism.
Crystals don't cause infertility and miscariages.
Crystals don't give you myocarditis ( which they claimed was ''treatable'' without mentionning your heart's lifespawn has been shortened, possibly ending your life young ).
Crystals were not mandatory to be allowed outside during curfew, or in a store, or at a public event indoors or outdoors.
Crystals aren't being put inside a child's body behind the parents' backs at school.
Parents aren't threathened with expulsion of their kids from schools if they don't get crystals inside their children.
People aren't threatened to lose their job and denied unemployment benefits for not getting crystals.
They're basically mocking them as if The Science was a boyfriend who broke up with them.
While science doesn't do that, The Science kind of did because you're supposed to just do what The Science says, regardless of evidence, and then you get to feel good about yourself because The Science agrees with your opinions, and that makes you smart and well-informed. Just like listening to NPR. Thus, if you questioned The Science, then The Science stops supporting you, and now you're stupid and we're going to steal The Science from you because you don't love him like I do.
At least crystal woowoo is neutral to health at worst, so you don't have to come up with gay science doublethink like 'negative efficacy' as a euphemism for 'actually poisonous'.
I don’t even understand what that’s trying to say.
It’s an attack on what some might call the “crunchy left,” or the “granola left.” To be honest, those guys don’t exist nearly as much as they used to—it’s largely a dying subculture, I think, as distrust of the establishment has shifted more and more into being a right wing position—but imagine the stereotypical yoga hippie, big-pharma skeptic, anti-GMO type and you’ll basically have the picture of who she’s yelling at.
It's a dead culture because it was fomented on trend chasing. Shopping at Whole Foods, driving a Prius, donating to Greenpeace, this is how a liberal signaled they were a Good Person back in the 2000s. The trends changed, became much more belligerent, and thus it wasn't enough to just be an 'ethical consumer'.
Hippie types were some of the most enthusiastic about the vaccine, anti-vaccine stuff is completely right-coded now.
wasn't like that years ago, the shift of left hippie types towards subservient full blown one world government ideals happened during the Obama years.
It's Yuppie Hippies now based on what I've seen at Sedona.
They didn't disappear, they got co-opted by the Right. My mom has gone full blown crystal energy, copper everything, grounding, the earth is flat with a dome on it psycho
Maybe you should be more open minded to flat earth truths.
You can skip all of that and just say "RFK Jr. supporters", as that is who this is aimed at.
I assume it's some histrionic women shit.
I fukken love my heckin science updoots muh doods
Science can very much break your heart if you took the covid jabs.
Crystals don't give fibrous clots in your vascular system.
Crystals don't cause neurological diseases like autism.
Crystals don't cause infertility and miscariages.
Crystals don't give you myocarditis ( which they claimed was ''treatable'' without mentionning your heart's lifespawn has been shortened, possibly ending your life young ).
Crystals were not mandatory to be allowed outside during curfew, or in a store, or at a public event indoors or outdoors.
Crystals aren't being put inside a child's body behind the parents' backs at school.
Parents aren't threathened with expulsion of their kids from schools if they don't get crystals inside their children.
People aren't threatened to lose their job and denied unemployment benefits for not getting crystals.
How does "science hurt your feelings"?
I'm guessing it's by giving myocarditis and calamari veins
Or losing your job, or watching your grandma die from behind glaas
Heart attack got me feelin' some kinda way on gahd.
Who or what is gahd?
Edit: n/m - it's God. I'm slow sometimes but I get there in the end.
I was imitating an, ahem, urbanite manner of speaking.
They're basically mocking them as if The Science was a boyfriend who broke up with them.
While science doesn't do that, The Science kind of did because you're supposed to just do what The Science says, regardless of evidence, and then you get to feel good about yourself because The Science agrees with your opinions, and that makes you smart and well-informed. Just like listening to NPR. Thus, if you questioned The Science, then The Science stops supporting you, and now you're stupid and we're going to steal The Science from you because you don't love him like I do.
I love The Science more than anything. The Science is love.
The Science is never wrong. If The Science changes, it is not because it was wrong, but because it evolved!
(I lost my shit the first time I heard that)
It wasn't real science. Real science has never been tried.
omg it evolved just like my heckin pokemon 🤗🤗🤗
It's 41% fatal for certain people to look at their own reflection
At least crystal woowoo is neutral to health at worst, so you don't have to come up with gay science doublethink like 'negative efficacy' as a euphemism for 'actually poisonous'.
Why do they always personify "science"?
They project everything, including being alive :/
They don't know how people are.
Science called them male and said what it said about IQ.
"Maybe doctors have fucked you up with the wrong medication "
Yea it's common.
If they/them dies, they/them dies.
That thing is so boomer coded